He’s a club legend already man 😭

Another good win this morning and this time with an overdue clean sheet. Nice to keep our 100% record going beating a competitive @WashyWanderers 5-0 down the Bents. No game next week for the GNR. ⚽️⚽️@jamesbrindle_ ⚽️🌟 Liam ⚽️ J Maher (pen) ⚽️ Garth

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The Sunderland club commentary on THAT goal is even better than you’d expect 🤣👏

Managerial Ad 🟡⚫️ Whitburn & Cleadon are seeking new management for next season. Anybody interested in applying or to gather further information please contact the committee at fcwhitburn@hotmail.co.uk

To all those SHITCUNTS who were crying about my ANGELIC TONES last night you ain’t real fans your just IMPOSTERS and if you do have tickets you wanna get rid off I’ll gladly take them off your hands we don’t want the likes of you at our concerts nxt year any way LFUCKING

Club Opportunities W&C are looking to expand our team off the field with open roles to suit involvement across the board. We’re aiming to improve our media/photography on match days while also looking to add support in a bid to share our secretary responsibilities.

🟡⚫️ Result W&C 3-0 @FCRothbury All the 3s: 3 goals, 3 scorers, 3 points and 3 wins on the spin 🍒🍒🍒 Arguably one of the best performances of the season against an always tough opposition. Scorers: James Brindle Sean Caffrey Dara Akisanya #vivawhitburn #radiogaga🕺🏻

Nice stroll out this morning as we get the legs ready for two big final weeks of the season. Comfortable 4-1 win against Prem opposition (for now). Even chucking one in our own net couldn’t make a game of it.

Kurdish FC 0-2 The Fountain. Outstanding. Especially proud of the lads keeping our heads with all the off the ball antics including numerous elbows and punches. Never known owt like it. Embarrassing but we stood up to get the win. ⚽️ @JoeWardingham02 ⚽️ Stanners 🌟 @OwenCam9

And here’s @jamesbrindle_ aka Brinaldo aka there’s only one Jimmy Brindle slotting home for his hat-trick

7-0 win this morning vs Whiteleas Utd. Plenty of goals, even more chances, but shout to everyone’s work-rate getting us a 3rd clean sheet in the last 4. Encouraging all round. 10 played, 0 defeats. ⚽️⚽️⚽️ @jamesbrindle_ ⚽️ Garth ⚽️ Donnelley ⚽️ @spangledeshh ⚽️ &🌟Jamie M

#AccidentalPartridge PT. 1:

Nice problem to have

*please note - this is not a parody account and the following info is correct. Honestly. Kicked off the season with a 13-1 win this morning over Whiteleas Utd ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ Callum C ⚽️⚽️ Garth ⚽️⚽️ Ingy ⚽️ @jamesbrindle_ ⚽️ @KaidJakob ⚽️ Walker ⚽️ Austin 🌟 @BuieGeorge #MTF

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The Stone Roses - I Wanna Be Adored (Live at Hampden Park 2017) One of those live videos that always gives me goosebumps 😍

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Merry Christmas everyone (not my words, the words of Shakin Stevens)👌

Liam Gallagher - Champagne Supernova (Knebworth 22) I’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. Best ever performance of this song.