This one right here is absolutely had me in tears

@PookiesParadise

ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

Those pesky Lions @LiviFCOfficial sent me a care pack for my forthcoming holiday after reading my tear stained Semi Final story of last week. I can only salute their shithousery! Touché!

I kind of suspected that there was a separate school mum group chat that me and other clearly less cool mums aren't in. One of the them has accidentally posted about their Christmas night out to the main chat🙄 so I replied OOH what NIGHT OUT. and made it super awkward heheheh

Important to understand that "the American fans had been drinking all day" means consuming an amount of alcohol that the average darts fan would manage on the train between Kings Cross and Alexandra Palace

Incredible discipline in Rwanda. Huge crowds but nobody steps on the road, don't think you'd see this in many places. 👍 #Kigali2025

Mental that the boy got slaughtered for that tweet and he was absolutely on the money with it

Spending a decade watching a dedicated high speed railway between several of the UK's largest cities get repeatedly downgraded to what can now be described as an "electrified link" (currently being delivered on the existing line and delayed since the early 1990s) is radicalising.

It’s fucking Barcelona mate, hardly Colchester United now is it

The bad news of the day: once one of the world's most important stage races, Tour de Suisse will be shortened from 8 to 5 stages next year and all of them will be circuits. 😢🇨🇭 Due to financial problems. Well if Switzerland has those then the rest of us, we are truly f@cked.

Impressively correct with no. 2, Aberdeen on course to complete no. 5

Can you fine/ban/imprison/castrate people who pull the egress alarm outside a station?

Roman history books tell you all about this complex liberty-based political system of checks and balances and then proceed to "Brutus Maximus was not allowed to be consul so he made up the job of superconsul 2 and then bribed everyone in Rome until it was real. Cicero was mad"

From the club whose fans AND PLAYERS sang songs about Rudi Skacel being ‘a fucking refugee’.

I have so much time and respect for the Aberdeen fans who have fully backtracked on Miovski. Very petty, I love it.

https://t.co/i9KCJWHxis

Martin is a Vegan He wears a Vegans hat And if you threw a Greggs at him He’d head it fucking back He fucking loves tofu And even Vegemite And if we win the fucking day We’ll sing this song all night. 🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻

my mama was adopted as an infant and we had a running joke her whole life that Anne was her long-long sister because of the physical resemblance being uncanny. Last year my mom found her birth parents, only to discover SHES OUR COUSIN