The Brainrot Express
@jalepenopoggers
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30° 21' 59'' N, 95° 29' 10'' W
Joined July 2016
Telling on myself here but Real Marching Band kids already know this
okay but carmel, indiana is an obscenely wealthy inner circle suburb of a major midwest city. the average household income is $181k, which is similar to zurich. it’s one of the wealthiest places on earth
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Hey @NonesuchRecords, thanks for the perfect shirt for our engagement photos. Can't wait to play Laurie Anderson on the dance floor against all better judgement.
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🎤🎵🎶 "Beeeeeesss, beeeeeees, beeeees. They're in my eyes"🎶
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Can confirm
white people love 'going to maine'
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Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are brat. Is this anything??
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Every once in a while, the actual rules of the liberal international order become terrifyingly clear. This shocks people of good conscience in the First World, while billions of others, who do not have the luxury of this ignorance, see awful confirmation of what they already know
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Idk if "Career spanning live records" are a copout but they're just so good.
Following up the video game one I did a bit ago, here's a current top music chart! No repeat artists and kind of a gut feeling list but yeah! Would love to see yours: https://t.co/3wPrS1lXXq
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Gatorade comes in cans now what the fuck happened to this country?
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Melee twt when Jmook’s controller breaks vs. when Leffen’s controller breaks
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Its worse. Galveston was one of the busiest ports in the world. They knew. Everyone knew, slavers just didn't care, and kept slaves for over 2 years until the army had to emancipate them at gunpoint. White supremacy will never go away via law, it must be destroyed by force
Imagine being a slave and finding out slavery had been over for years and nobody told you……….pure evil.
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I was in Austin during SXSW last year and some tech bro was demoing these on the sidewalk and I swear he ate shit like 4 times in 10 minutes and looked dumb as hell doing it.
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I refuse to believe that Georgie Greep from Black Midi is not a 52 year old Italian man and the they just bring out the lil nerd for interviews
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This is actually how I found out about the first big writer's strike while growing up bc I said "how did this show suddenly get so bad" and a friend that had internet was like "oh all the writers are on strike"
“how bad could a writers strike make things?” well buddy let me tell you a cautionary tale called
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