Weapons (2025) had its problems, but the choice to start the film with this song was genuinely inspired.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

At least during the CIA’s peak guys like G Gordon Liddy were eccentric and were largely not respected by the true warriors. Soyface Operator culture is so pervasive.

So between the Eyes Wide Shut discourse about color temperature and the color grading on these campaign videos I’ve decided that the iPad baby generation fried their eyeballs and cannot perceive white balance.

The Savannah Bananas flying on a private jet to Arizona when the engines fail. They’re going to crash, but wait….they’ve lept out of the plane all at once carrying a bed sheet between them acting as a big parachute, but despite their best efforts hit the ground at 150mph.

There’s a type of guy my age or slightly older who constantly posts about how shitty comic book and Star Wars movies are but has never considered just not watching them anymore.

People are making fun of this phrasing but this is how all young people talk about cinematography especially actors. Multiple people have referred to my job on set as “visuals”. Music videos are also called visuals.

Going into the Criterion closet and picking up movies made before 1980 and no matter what just going “yeesh this didn’t age well” and then putting it down without another comment on it.

Seems bad that there is a concerted effort from MAGA to coup the Federal Reserve rn.

One time I shot a low budget music video on 16mm in San Pedro (reference still below). The port backlit the fog and created a beautiful atmosphere, but the entire day’s footage was ruined by a camera loader error. We reshot on a clear night which gave us this consolation prize

Newspapers used to mean something

Your close friends and family need to have an intervention with you where they take your phone and make you use a browser that has parental controls.

Get these YIMBYs outta my swamp!

Heartbroken I was never able to try the heroin that GIs were bringing back from Vietnam. What a missed opportunity.

Shouldn’t have lied on yung gravy.

I love watching Ken Rosenthal interview players after the game because he’s always dressed like momma’s good little boy who is waiting for his growth spurt.

Film twitter’s version of chemtrails is when everyone deludes each other into thinking a 2.3gb laser disc transfer that they downloaded off of demonoid in 2012 is the definitive version and not the 4k transfer supervised by the DP using the original negative.

[unemployed guy who has no idea what day it is texting a girl at 1:30PM] “u up? 👀”.

Last school year I spoke with K-12 teachers of all grades about how kids seem to be "recovering" from COVID. It was unanimous that the kids are mostly back to normal, but the parents are much worse than before.

Going to figure out a way to scam Predator Drone parents who insist on being able to text their child at all hours the same way that boomers are being scammed with AI generated ransom calls for their kids.