Jake Halloran
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@worsematt
my budget is:
> $975 rent
> $200 utilities and cable
> $3000 doordash
> $4000 on my 6 trucks
wont someone help me budget im sick of living paycheck to paycheck
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@oneunderscore__
amusingly this isnt really even the full story. it didnt get worse its that it went from answering yes all the time to answering no all the time but the people only ever tested with "yes" questions. it was completely wrong both times the testers just didnt actually check
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@ArmandDoma
guy who just *really really* wanted to see the libs on Coruscant get what was coming for them
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@focusfronting
macron marrying his predator teacher to cover up for being gay by opting into 20 years of news about marrying his teacher only to then appoint gay men as his prime minister and foreign minister would be the funniest thing to ever happen even by france standards tho tbh
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@PopulismUpdates
*employing the pm's son as private secretary*: cool and based.
*the pm's son taking a mildly funny picture in the official residence*: lame and unacceptable
I dont really get Japanese politics lol
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@revhowardarson
I think the public is largely still refusing to accept Trump v Biden round 2 and there’s gonna be a collective societal freak out in ~September as it becomes non ignorable
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@zi_dane12
@clapifyoulikeme
the same tweet except about the current or a former president or the current vice president.... thats about it lol
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@RyanRadia
Torn between wanting to eat this and not trusting a British side to make something within 500 miles of those spices
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@katiedimartin
"I let my sugar daddy plan my entire life for me and ended up feeling like I wasted parts of my 20s"
shockingly many such cases lol
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@Dianexis
@N0tAnthonyDavis
@RealSexyCyborg
@Kounkuey
@LADOTofficial
dont worry, that money went to the great cause of paid trips for the consultants to go to quito, london, and hamburg lmfao
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@mak3333
@JosephPolitano
that doesnt make you a hypocrite, it just makes you not an absolutist lol. thats fine! just like its fine for elon to simp for china to help his businesses, but when you do that hypothetical or elon does what he is, people are gonna point and laugh
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@MattZeitlin
No because wrong time zone. They’d have to celebrate in eastern time to surpass nyc
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@Tolkoto
this rumor is weird because even microsoft doesnt claim it to be true lol. they openly say that they just didnt want to invest enough to staff up for the next project
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@FEARMYFEMUR
@RyanRadia
laughing because never have i read a tweet that expresses disappointment this well lol
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@Frenchlet1
@WillTheKid1507
When I worked in a grocery store not a single person cared about food/baby supplies getting stolen but that’s not what got stolen 99% of the time. It was all razors and detergent and other packaged stuff for resale, and there’s a huge difference
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@jdcmedlock
congress: "agencies you need continuity of government plans"
agencies: *make plans*
congress: "look at these evil agencies making continuity of government plans!!!?!!"
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@quantian1
they literally have been running ad campaigns for this for years now and its just all screaming into the void for them lmao
We are not one of the institutional investors buying single-family homes. Get the facts here:
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@jdcmedlock
government: *makes life better in an unambiguous way*
bitcoiners: "heres why this is a conspiracy to take over the world 🧵 1/514"
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@GravitysRa1nbow
Honestly fighting Russians from the roof of a Bethesda Burger King is a bout as realistic as them invading Sapporo via Vladivostok so honestly Infinity ward should make that the next campaign
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@ArmandDoma
Sex in the office is fireable, posting it on social media is bad reference forever territory, and doing all of that and becoming a negative media cycle for your boss is never have a job again without a name change tier lol
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@constans
in polling america is consistently viewed positively basically everywhere on earth but china and russia lol. people love america
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@geekguttertrash
@queerBengali
he was appointed because he/ the nazis won the most seats and therefore had the priority on forming government because no other government without them was capable of being formed. this is like saying the PM of england isnt elected because technically the King appoints him
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@GenePark
I like the dedication to pretending that we dont know what is under the marker. repect those embargoes lol
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@physicsgeek
the median american has experienced real wage growth during the biden admin. full stop. if you have not your employer is screwing you and thats a you problem.
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@lxeagle17
im all for people doordashing as much as they want but if you doordash and then complain that prices are high you should be required to spend another year in school lol
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@ArmandDoma
> I’m sure the jury saw more evidence than your article
> article was about prosecution hiding exculpatory evidence
> we have the right to remain silent
> yeah of course the jury is then allowed to think you are more guilty than before if you use it
Never beating allegations
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@powerbottomdad1
The biggest problem with this is managers are bad at their job and identifying who actually is vital. Given perfect management and performance evaluation you’d do this every time
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@dointhethangy
@whstancil
Most of the online left either are rich kids or part of the PMC either of which means they get big mad if service workers get paid fairly
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@focusfronting
oh and added context for those who dont know the current french PM and FM are divorced from each other lmao. not directly relevant but its so french
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@geekguttertrash
@queerBengali
no i read your point im telling you that its a dumb distinction that didnt actually exist in reality. hitler was party leader and gained power because he and his party were elected to the most seats just like in any parliamentary election in the world
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@jdcmedlock
She’s like the one house leftist to figure out that having power involves both strong media presence and the existing power structures liking you and half the online left hates her for it lol
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@BeijingPalmer
this is completely correct but man is it gonna be funny if europeans and/or rose twitter find this tweet
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@pwnallthethings
According to crunchbase the company behind vrchat has raised 96 million so if Facebook has spent less than like 14.8 of that 15 billion on the non-game parts instead of just buying VRChat and making a second launcher for corporate stuff then lmao
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@ayiron1
@tastefullysaucy
@uwagasabune
it works by doing something called hashing which essentially lets them create a unique identifier for the image without having to store the image itself and then they compare future images uploaded against those hashes. still have to trust a bit but they dont store the originals
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@NatanaYoga
@marcbreaux
@TristanSnell
Because they’re angry that manchin made a budget deal with biden. This bill is exactly the same just needed re passed for technical reasons after the house voted on it. You don’t want to think of gop senators of being that awful but here they genuinely are
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@GravitysRa1nbow
once again i am begging people to understand that actually 2016 was the most important election and we fucked it which means that yeah theyre all critical for now on + thats just how democracy works lol
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@ZombiePanther2
> only works for the top 10%
this is the opposite of reality, the current economic problems are that everyone *but* the top 10% has seen high real wage growth but the top 10% dominates discourse. the bottom 90% has never made more money, inflation adjusted, ever in history.
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@Ian_Gay_briel
In Disney’s case specifically it’s that bob chapek just personally hated the fact they were spending lots of money to run the parks and so he just slashed everything
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@opinonhaver
Europeans talking about the US: “I can’t believe you guys are so racist in 2023”
Europeans the second Arabs or Romani people are mentioned: “well actually I…”
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@ArmandDoma
bibi just straight up didnt even send anyone to cairo this time, this is on them and we should just let them go without another dollar of aid
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@revhowardarson
"Israel won't share plans w/ Biden admin or Congress"
im mostly against extra money for them but man if you are gonna do it that one feels like it should be so necessary it doesnt even count as a condition... it should just be like the default state
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@Hanksingler
@10k_andy
@hutchinson
thats not true, biden is using drone strikes less than any president since literally drones were first used to conduct strikes in 2001 lol. you are just wrong
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@number_pizza111
It’s insane that an intentionally absurd meme from NCD 4 years ago has an unironic fan base
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@War_Takes
@BeijingPalmer
I am proud to be a soldier in the war on disinformation fighting for the side of disinformation
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@Efithor
@TheStalwart
god whoever wrote that headline should be fired. i dont blame anyone for reading that and thinking prices went up 8.5% last month, the headline literally says "8.5% in July" instead "0% in July for a total of 8.5% over the last year" or something
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@KamepinUa
it helps that they hate china more than they care about us at all, and that even most americans think the war was dumb nowadays, but the real answer is that america was never going to be permanent enemies with a country that makes as good of a sandwich as the banh mi
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@QuetzalPhoenix
@mattyglesias
probably something like "man I cant believe Doris Miller did all that on the West Virginia, what a shame he died with the Liscome" they guy was exceedingly famous even in the 40s lol
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@matthewstoller
this is a remarkably silly thing to write about someone who would have won 400 EVs if allowed to run for a third term lol
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@ArmandDoma
the horrifying thing about jewish population is that in 1939 it was ~16.7 million. literally has never recovered
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@GravitysRa1nbow
Literally we were about to let them out of sanctions in exchange for holding elections and pumping more oil, this is the self own to end all self owns lol.
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@TheStalwart
Just when I thought it was so ever I looked deep inside and found that we are so back
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@GenePark
the absolute funniest part is the very beginning where she says that her team strongly recommended she not do it but never said she couldnt sing it and man does it just get depressingly awful from there lol
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@isaiah_bb
because if he loses in november hes no longer a threat without violating democratic legitimacy. trump being assassinated would cause a national crisis potentially as bad as trump being elected. trump losing at the ballot avoids all problems
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@celialilac
@chrislhayes
Chris agrees with you, he’s not arguing against abortion he’s saying that the people who are against abortion are obviously not going to allow it to be legally federally if they can find a way to stop it
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@arnoblalam
@mattyglesias
538 elo for the nfl and nba consistently has an edge over vegas lines and people can and do make money betting with it
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@half_RINO
@PoliticsWolf
missouri is absolutely gerrymandered lmao. the average seat is 16.2% more republican than the state as a whole and the efficiency gap is R+11.9.
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@PopulismUpdates
erdogan in a few hours: "if you only count the legal parallel count I win easily"
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@BoulwareH2
you gave nothing lol. the two receipts arent even formatted the same, why the fuck would anyone take your word that you bought the exact same list of stuff lmao
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@GenePark
they lore dumped in the odyssey dlc too, seems to be ubisoft saying "if you are playing this dlc you probably care for real" lmao
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@ArmandDoma
I put 100 adults into glass cubes to build bombs for Hamas. Last one to get arrested for providing material support for terrorism gets $500k and a subscription to the calm app for post waterboarding therapy
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@Saeko_Cut
@whstancil
yes, what some dudes in 1957 who arent even likely alive anymore really has an effect on modern economies (in US allied countries). you are very smart.
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@ethangach
@GenePark
“How do I say they fired half the team but quadrupled the budget for everyone left and make it sound positive”
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@BeijingPalmer
He went from a 2 tweets a year above replacement level poster to mvp tier in the past few months. What a life
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@anpaure
the 4 different amazon recruiters is so real they had *zero* deconfliction system lol
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@shaindelr
@focusfronting
in fairness to you i realized it was illegible half rewrote it, gave up and just hit send with it still being a giant mess lol
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@tszzl
its the same as the people who freak out about the government running a deficit, cope from people who dont get economics
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@jdcmedlock
they even went back under the IRA and made all the trucks electric, man is just actually decent at his job now, which is deeply strange but neat?
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@revhowardarson
midjourney and sd in the past year both improved more than i expected and had way less negative cultural impact than i expected which is a weird combination lol
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@Astral_fns
@0xKI0
sure its a spotify problem which is why they made it possible to give em $10 and not have the problem passed on to you
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@GP_USMCVet
@AP
This is literally then telling you part of how they are using the 84,000 new employees lol
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@revhowardarson
both the israeli right and some of the people protesting against israel somehow seem to be of the opinion that the state of israel could potentially collapse and fail as of tomorrow which is just not a great starting point
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@revhowardarson
man this falls into the "my god why would you admit it category" hope you get into work tomorrow and just shadow realm everything they have ever touched lol
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@BluntsxBacon
@PEWilliams_
I mean even if we just assume thats true, thats sorta the point. the goal is to have less people driving, saying that people wont drive as much anymore is literally the goal lol
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