Jake Browne
@jakeformayor
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Denver’s side quest guy since '02. From pot critic to game show host to Chowdermeister. Now: Marketing Director at Gum Pop. XP in bad ideas that worked.
Denver, CO
Joined December 2008
I think this aged pretty fucking great.
this incredibly embarrassing Damon Lindelof quote from The Watchmen press tour is so deeply instructive about the liberal mind
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Oh this is wild, thought they were calling me crunk. I guess "crunk" should have been the dead giveaway.
the kids out here calling me unc. I just turned 25. I feel cooked.
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RT @MSigrist83: How can you not be romantic about Omniscience draft. (Sorry chat did one off stream)
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I'm not sure who needs to hear this, but in Omniscience draft, it's always correct to play basic lands over your 39th/40th/etc bad cards that don't do anything. Being able to pay for flashback and abilities is huge. Five mana per turn isn't enough for decks.
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Got to live the dream and loop Sorceress's Schemes with a Wizard token in play on T1 for infinite red mana and pings. Omniscience rules.
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Nine days and no reply, so I'm going to tag @Wizards_Help every day until my Final Fantasy Collector boxes are released from error purgatory. PLOT TWIST: There was activity yesterday, but no update in the thread and I still don't have my boxes. 🤔🤨🤔
Eight days and no reply, so I'm going to tag @Wizards_Help every day until my Final Fantasy Collector boxes are released from error purgatory.
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Mengu's feed is a FAB psyop and it's WORKING.
Just received a special invite for a party on top of Singapore Marina Bay Sands for tonight! This is soooo cool! 🤩 Thanks @fabtcg 🥰
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Eight days and no reply, so I'm going to tag @Wizards_Help every day until my Final Fantasy Collector boxes are released from error purgatory.
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Seven days and no reply, so I'm going to tag @Wizards_Help every day until my Final Fantasy Collector boxes are released from error purgatory.
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you basically never see leftist men online complaining they can't get laid or find a relationship. the male loser epidemic is entirely right-wing men.
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RT @MikeDrucker: “After spending years believing there is a vast pedophile conspiracy in the upper echelons of the government, my friends i….
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I cried.
Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20show On a Bus! 🚌. DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
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Peak '90s kid photo from the vault: hemp necklace, Cartman shirt, JNCO khakis, and a Diet Coke.
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Someone from a pin group lmk that these are just available at every Con which is awful.
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Found these in my suitcase, can't find a listing for them, any pin people in my orbit?
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Thinking about getting the first combo I ever played framed. Also wanted to get a Swords to Plowshares framed to put next to it for the lulz but $750 for the Alpha printing was too much for the joke. Might just do the SL version since I have the tattoo of it and all.
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