Bromancing the Bone
@jakeblakewithc1
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Entering my daddy phase and loving every minute. Bi, Discreet, masculine, Muscular...all of your wet dreams at once!
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@JesseKellyDC
in the process of moving my 72 yo parents in my house so I can sell their farm land. they can’t afford to hire the farmers, and can’t afford the gas necessary to get to town to BUY gas. also can’t afford the food even if they could get to the store. FJB
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@johnpavlovitz
Why do you say that John? Do you think all of our fairy wings got clipped and we're stuck in the gilded cage? I gotta tell you BLM, Antifa and "81 million" votes busted a hole in that cage and many of us fluttered and skipped our way out.
#walkaway
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@JackPosobiec
I have an employee in the hospital right now. 28 yo, healthy...vaccinated and boosted...suffering pericarditis. No history of heart disease in the family.
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@JesseKellyDC
As a general rule, if your policies are so unpopular that you have to flee your own damned country, you might be a tyrant.
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@PixarsLightyear
You can have a great story, amazing animation and banging soundtrack, but you've covered it in dripping, gooey woke garbage, so pass.
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@libsoftiktok
This is easy: get involved in your kids schools. Booster clubs, PTA, run for school board, attend the meetings, raise your voice, and publish the video. Otherwise, it's going to continue.
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@libsoftiktok
@BostonChildrens
I have to ask. Why are medical 'professionals' actively working to sterilize kids??
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@pk13510
My approach to these people is to laugh hysterically then just stare at them silently until they walk away. There is no conversation.
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@MichaelEMann
@Marriott
@Marriott
Keep in mind that the people attacking and threatening you are asking you to censor what your guests are watching. i doubt that any of their threats are true, and I certainly hope you don’t fall for it. real travelers don’t care what’s on TV. nor do real gym goers.
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@OccupyDemocrats
You forgot the last bit: “It's still $1.72 higher than when he took office.”
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Well. I officially sold my parents house. the one where I was abused for a dozen years. tempted to donate the proceeds to something I know they both would absolutely hate.
suggestions??
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lol. these worst of Grindr things crack me up. i’ve had a few like these.
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@realchrisrufo
From a Disney insider: "our biggest fear is that corporate will use us (employees) as a weapon again. layoff thousands, blame politicians and encourage us to vote against them."
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@nypost
That picture is argument enough not to eat things that can be cooked in an air fryer.
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@Sleepy_Pancake_
@Mauchit_Ron
@nytimes
nice filter, they are also portrayed as caring, loving humans that protect and defend someone in danger. They are actual heroes in the film. Also, 'only humans'? pretty sure mirrors don't actually talk either.
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@wahlstedt007
I'd think a German would know better what happens when civilians are left unarmed.
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@JackPosobiec
He's just following in the footsteps of "the big guy".
The new model for the criminal left.
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@KevinKileyCA
@slazzTM2
Actually
@KevinKileyCA
, Democrats in LA learned a lot. They learned that people in the county will do whatever they are told. Voters believe the hype and hysteria, and will pay higher taxes. they will also live as hostages and thank their overlords. Yep. They learned a lot.
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@TaylorLorenz
No. I'm gonna have to go on and point out that doxxing IS the story.
The attacks against us in the LGB side of the spectrum are most often coming from the fringe elements that people like you in the media are inciting with your feigned outrage and fabricated concern.
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@MadeInTheUSANJ
@GovRonDeSantis
Then cite your sources. There are ample studies to the contrary.
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@FLSurgeonGen
@WhiteHouse
@GovRonDeSantis
@GovAbbott
Can we build a big bridge between Galveston and Pensacola? Let's just create Floridexas or Texida already and call this stuff done.
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Well…calling it a night.
Little bro picked up a rather hot construction worker.
I am headed back to my hotel alone.
Need some sleep.
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@libsoftiktok
I hate to say it, but other, legitimate teachers need to stand up to this crap. At this point, you have to assume they are all doing the same thing, only behind the curtain.
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@libsoftiktok
Simple solution: I don't speak to them. When they speak to me, I just giggle. They aren't taking their lives seriously, so why should I?
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@JackPosobiec
Translation: how dare they do what we've been doing for the last decade? *hic*
I need to call my broker. *hic*
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I'm drunk, lock up your husbands, sons, brothers, and boyfriends!
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Standing at a urinal in an airport bathroom, and the dude next to me (who is very hot) is taking pics of his junk. From what I can see, he should definitely be proud, but at a public urinal?? Really?
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At a restaurant last night from a couple on what appeared to be a first date:
Her (?): You don’t know what it’s like being a woman.
Him: Neither do you. (Finishing his beer)
Her: I am a woman.
Him: Not with a dick you’re not. (walked out)
I believe there was a surprise.
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@MarcLobliner
My deepest, most humbled apologies. I will immediately change my profile to include my pronouns! and a flag of some country I probably can't find on a map.
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@libsoftiktok
I remember the good ole days when people didn't base their identity on who has the coolest mental illness.
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Just for the record, real sex and porn sex are not the same. Real sex is rarely pretty, nor as well lit. The timing gets off and positions are awkward.
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@JesseKellyDC
At a concert over the weekend with roughly 2000 people. Saw a couple at a table in the back with about 8 folks. Only them wearing a mask. Until they did a line of coke, then they'd take the straw from the next person, pull the mask down, and pass the straw. It's about safety!
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@JackPosobiec
Most people have no idea how far down the rabbit hole we are.
Much less how unlikely we are to climb back out of it.
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@JesseKellyDC
My father died in the ICU. The only person in the room was the charge nurse who didn't know anything about him, and didn't give a crap about any of us. COVID restrictions ensured that he was buried by my sister and I, alone. No one else, not even his wife, could be present.
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So I graduated from a large university. i was also a member of a large national frat.
I must have missed the part where everyone was fucking each other.
I think all this porn is a lie.
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It is official.
I like dick.
Please alert the media.
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@JesseKellyDC
Trumps biggest failure was believing that the establishment Republicans had his (and America's) best interests at heart. He trusted the swamp creatures and got burned.
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Begs an explanation, doesn't it?
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I may have just bought Christmas underwear at Aldi because the guy next to me was hot. I don’t need underwear. I don’t typically wear underwear, but I am the proud new owner of six pairs. 🫤
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Got DMd from a rando chastising me for picking on the boney-assed twink. "Your posts are mean and you're going to lose followers."
(1) I didn't even know I had followers. (2) I'm not sure what they're following. (3) I post mean shit, and (4) I've been lost for decades.
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@Hotcelebhunter
yep. that look tells you exactly what it takes like.
I little 'what the fuck' with a hint of 'I did what?!'
He'll be back. They always come back for more.
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@TheB52s
leave kids alone. it’s not that hard. the sudden, vehement surge toward toxicity between the LGB and TQ(Whatever) has set back gay rights like never before.
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@JackPosobiec
Keep going. You’re almost there. What drives chinas economy? It’s something specific that explains Afghanistan and Taiwan. DIG!
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@Fredward_III
I’ll join you. As an official “daddy”, it’s shocking how many young people ask me to play that game.
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@JesseKellyDC
So they had zero problem preventing 'health care professionals' from recommending care for the treatment of COVID, but they're okay with turning kids into mutated sex machines...got it.
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@mail_american
honest, hardworking people who contribute to society and don't commit crimes should have a simpler path to citizenship. But, that's not what's pouring across the border.
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@JesseKellyDC
Oh, please. All we need is another rendition of "Imagine" by the clueless. That'll fix everything.
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@BrandonStraka
I suggest people use his real name. it’s Robert. he goes by “Beto” so latinos think he is “one of them”. It’s as fake as he is.
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@lajamfam
It's because they have a huge malaria problem, and malaria drugs work against COVID, even providing a high level of defense against other coronaviruses.
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Seeing some dick pics, and need to say: some y’all need to moisturize the willy sometimes, too!! so much dry skin out there.
Seriously, your ding ding skin is just as important as your face.
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I think I'm done with humanity today. I'll try again tomorrow.
Love ya boys -
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@NickAdamsinUSA
Well, if you consider that this is all happening as part of the master plan, he has indeed outperformed.
#LGB
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