jahanzeb | published illustrator | web design
@jahanzebjks
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I make websites and illustrations. I talk funny and play video games 🤗🤗
Pakistan
Joined June 2014
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Just because you CAN have kids.Doesn’t mean you SHOULD!!. Kids don’t come with a manual is a euphemism for admitting you’re a douchebag that should be on birth control.
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It’s funny how marketers don’t realize Muharram is a month of sorrow regardless of your denomination 🤷♂️🤷♂️
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As an apolitical person, I've always wondered what was Benazir Bhutto's achievement as Prime Minister other than being the only lady to have done so in this region?. Even the wikipedia page seems devoid of any such thing. .
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The similarity with peetattiaye is uncanny.No one knows what they gave up.What their minions don’t realize is how fame is more addictive than money.AAAAAnd money piles up as a happy byproduct hehe
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What’s the raucous about Bezos’s wedding?.Clearly ya’all have never been to a desi wedding. The bigger the budget, the more likely the families will force them to stay put to prevent a deadweight loss 🤪🤪. Toss in a kid or two, within the year, to glue them together 🤪🤪.
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Monsoon's here badabingbadaboom
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Green Day FTW.
1 BILLION streams on @Spotify for Boulevard of Broken Dreams !! Guess it's not a lonely road after all. Thanks for walking it with us 🤘🏻🤘🏻
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While this war may end up directly affecting me, it’s just another one of those things beyond my control. So yeah.Fuck em. #IranIsraelConflict
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Sometimes it takes a while for the strikes to pile up and then bond snaps.
Friends become strangers faster than strangers become friends.
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Mama ako di TI!!!.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAROUN, WE'RE FINALLY GOING TO TI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The little pashto that i know.This is hilarious!!!!!!!!!.
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So the message ‘it’s busy we are finding you a ride’ was actually @CareemPAK struggling to retain drivers. Sadly the signs were there. I’ll miss their customer service though.I hate playing price jenga on indrive and yango.
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‘Social media sucks’ -words of a small YouTuber that posts 2 videos a week 🤪🤪. I love how people can demonize things while constantly benefiting from them. Sure, kid switch to dialup then 🤪🤪.
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That poor baby!!.
Emotional support kangaroo rejected entry to plane.
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Talk about turning tables. Quetta happens to be the safest city at the moment, despite a separatist movement and two active genocides 🤷♂️🤷♂️.
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Everything is going fine and then all of a sudden there’s an average storm. It’s when the reality of living in the 3rd world dawns on you. No power for 6 hours last night. The power grid next door exploded in front of me last night. Pakistanis get glimpses of armageddon often.
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Rest of the world: Hey I need help with a certain task, do you know someone who can help?. In Lahore: Dear God, I need help with a task. PLEASE find me someone who will get the job done by swindling the least amount of money AND get the job done! Ameen!.
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Totally bragging here.I am happy to announce that my illustrations have a FUCKING ISBN code now. I am a published illustrator. Lesssssssgoooooo!!.
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Overheard an interview at a coffee shop. The interviewer goes:. ‘We are like a family here’ to a skinny little girl in her early 20s. I am trying VERY hard not to scream That’s a fucking RED FLAG kiddo.Run!!.RUN THE FUCK AWAY!!.
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Kinda funny how @Casey needed distribution for a documentary he did ‘purely’ for victims 🤪🤪 and the trailer leaked the day @DavidDobrik shared his first vlog in years 🤪🤪. Munkay bznss baby.
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