Jacob Murray
@jacob_murray
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Brilliant at everything I do
Windsor
Joined November 2010
Why is it always when you sit down and comfy you need the toilet
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Looking back at it was weird that Rev Run ended his show with him in a bath texting. What if he drops his phone #livinglifeontheedge
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There should be a rule in men's toilets to lift the seat up when your finished. I don't wanna touch where your nasty ass been
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Someone at work just ate half a baguette then the crisps then back to the baguette. Who does that!!!
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The worst thing about Mondays isnt getting up in the mornings but going to bed knowing you have another 4 days of it
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Every time I shutdown my computer in my head I think of skepta saying it
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Open my twitter profile pic, zoom in on one of my eyes, turn the phone sideways....
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Being bored at home is horrible. But being bored at home with no food is even worst #gradproblems
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