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Mourinho: "The yellow card was fair, because I was rude. But I was rude to an idiot"
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Arsenal should sign Carlos Bacca, play Saka further forward and convince both Kaká and Steve McManaman to come out of retirement, in order to form a magnificent Kaká-Xhaka-Macca-Saka-Laca-Bacca front six
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You know it's bad when you're not celebrating David Cameron resigning
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Sentences I never expected to write: Nolberto Solano has been arrested in Peru for breaking self-isolation rules in order to go to a party
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The one silver lining to the inevitable disbanding of this Ajax team will be Ed Woodward trying to get involved and signing Klaas-Jan Huntelaar
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Siri, please fuse the DNA of Roberto Mancini, Nigel Havers and Richard Madeley and show me the results
Sporting Director, Jesus Garcia Pitarch discusses how
@Bradders_David
was involved in his early memories of
#AVFC
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Full interview 👉
#PartOfThePride
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Be so great if Daley Blind could emulate his dad’s European Cup success. A case of D Blind following D Blind
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Truth police: if you’re comparing Benzema’s (really nice!) assist to this work of otherworldly beauty, you’ve gone wrong
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This substitution was brought to you by the academic discipline of science
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This graphic makes it look like Dean Henderson was the lone survivor of some tragic accident at Carrington
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Trying to work out which of the backroom employees listed on Flamengo's website wants to beat me up the most
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Most Brazilian thing I’ve ever seen: three lads who have adopted Qatar as their team because – no, really – the name of the country sounds like the Portuguese word “catar” in a song they like
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Selling Matt Doherty for £15m and then agreeing to pay up to £37m for Nelson Semedo... bit weird, Wolves
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First ever back-to-back father-son interviews on Match of the Day. Lovely moment
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DeAndre Yedlin to the referee after Neymar goes down: “Did you watch the World Cup?”
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A friend is going to Burning Man and sent me this list of scheduled activities. I am never going to Burning Man
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Richarlison explains why it was football or nothing for him: “I wasn’t great at school, let’s put it that way. To give you an idea, I managed to fail art class. And my uncle was the teacher!”
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ESPN Brasil commentator calls Simon Mignolet “mão de alface” – lettuce hands
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Irony news: Botafogo won't let Flamengo use their Engenhão stadium for Carioca final because Vinícius Júnior did this 'crybaby' celebration against them at the weekend
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Neymar is unique among elite players in that he gets criticised even when he plays well. What is it about him that some people so dislike?
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One phone call to Tino Asprilla away from being the best night out in human history
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"Even as a teenager, he had this strength of character that most 30-year-olds couldn't match. Mentally, he is so strong."
The making of Gabriel, with
@gunnerblog
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Shakhtar Donetsk have signed 35 Brazilians since 2002.
What's the idea behind the policy? How does it work on a practical level? Why does a young Brazilian choose Shakhtar? And why isn't everyone happy about it?
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“He was 17 but he had the physique of a 12-year-old. When I presented him to the youth director, he burst out laughing.”
Given the speed and grace of his adaptation at Liverpool, you might think Luis Díaz was always a sure thing. But you’d be wrong
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Oscar was 25 when he swapped Chelsea for China. He is still there seven years later, the last holdout superstar in a hollowed-out league.
He is absurdly rich but it is hard not to regard his career as an abdication of talent. Was it worth it? ⬇️
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In search of Vinícius Júnior.
Special report from Rio de Janeiro on the places and people who shaped his character.
“Even in these circumstances, his star is shining.”
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David Moyes looking like a hospital grief councillor whose primary job is breaking bad news to families
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Jadon Sancho missed three months last season with what Erik ten Hag called "physical & mental" issues.
However he trains, empathy should prevail. If only there was a recent example of another young player who was struggling more than anyone realised...
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I cannot believe how long the 'Style of Play' section on George Boyd's Wikipedia page is
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Marcelo Gallardo won it all at River Plate, establishing himself as South America's best coach.
Now he is being linked with Europe's biggest clubs.
He talks to
@TheAthleticFC
about his philosophy, methods – and why his next job has to suit his identity
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Just the 13 games in 28 days for Palmeiras. Shine on, Brazilian football calendar!
AGENDA DO PALMEIRAS
14/4 - Defensa Y Justicia
16/4 - São Paulo
18/4 - Botafogo
21/4 - Universitário
23/4 - Guarani
25/4 - Mirassol
27/4 - Indep. Del Valle
29/4 - Inter de Limeira
2/5 - Santo André
4/5 - Defensa Y Justicia
6/5 - Santos
9/5 - Ponte Preta
11/5 - Indep. Del Valle
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It's borderline unfair just how many good players France have
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Correct:
Crystal Palace 0-0 Bournemouth
Horrible but not uncommon:
Crystal Palace 0 Bournemouth 0
Amazon’s scoreboard:
0 Crystal Palace Bournemouth 0
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Marcelo Moreno paints Cruzeiro colours onto his body as he checks in for a third spell at the club. “I never took this shirt off” (via
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This is superb: Ronaldinho crashes into a ditch at the side of the road, fan seizes opportunity for awkward selfie
http://t.co/rZyYm2aDoT
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Chapecoense to wear this special jersey in friendly against Barcelona next week. 71 stars – one for each victim of tragic plane crash
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None of these camera angles has satisfied me. Show one from behind the kicker!
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New contract for Gabriel Martinelli at Arsenal. Richly deserved. And another victory for ‘The Project’
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Bernio Verhagen joined four top-flight clubs across three continents in the space of nine months. He didn't play a single game for any of them. He is now in prison, facing charges of fraud and forgery.
Welcome to the world of the 'ghost footballer'...
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Notes taken during football matches: you are doing it wrong and Japanese journalists are doing it right
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Richarlison is a brilliant footballer, but he’s an even better person. “I get emotional just talking about him,” says one former coach, and he isn’t alone.
These are stories about the Richarlison you don’t know, about the giant heart behind the scowl
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Now that’s a stat: Neymar has spent 13 minutes and 50 seconds on the floor during this World Cup
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Obvious what kind of football they should play, too. TOTAL FOOTBALL!
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Leeds vs Liverpool will have a special taste for Rodrigo and Thiago. They have inseparable since they met at school in Brazil, 20 years ago. This is the story of their friendship
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Wan-Bissaka and Bakke (out of position but fuck it) take us to within three of a whole XI
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Cruzeiro using squad numbers to highlight challenges faced by women in Brazil. "A rape every 11 minutes"
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These stupid things are designed exclusively by people who never saw Roy Keane play
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When Alexandre Pato burst onto the scene, people thought he’d win the Ballon d’Or and make Brazil’s No 9 jersey his own. What happened?
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"Arsenal restored some pride but were ultimately unable to overturn the first-leg deficit..."
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From the court where he worked on his left foot until midnight to Ituano FC, where he turned professional.
From his youth coaches to his father, who first put him on the path to the top.
These are the people and places that shaped Gabriel Martinelli ⤵️
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Is Joe Willock a good long-term alternative to Mesut Özil at Arsenal? I’m not sure! But I have shown my workings
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Problem with starting Fellaini is that you can’t bring Fellaini on in moments like this
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“Playing against Darwin was like being under siege. You couldn’t leave him alone for 10 seconds.”
Darwin Núñez used to sleep hungry & cry during training. Now he's plotting Premier League glory. This is his story so far, told by those who know him best
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Richarlison dedicates goal to his great-grandmother.
Reporter: “What is she called?”
Richarlison: “I can’t remember! I’ve forgotten! I don’t know, it’s just so much emotion. I can’t recall it. It’s time to celebrate now, but I’ll tell you if I remember!”
😂😂😂
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“Dominating a prison five-a-side league? Haha! Classic Ronaldinho!”
No, sorry. This is a tragedy, not a comedy
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No one can fuck with Alexis Sánchez on that sweet bad-decisions-per-minute stat
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Neymar. When other heads were dropping, his didn't. Free-kick, penalty, assist. Brilliant
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The unstoppable rise of fantasy football.
Why do we play? Who’s making a living from it? Do people take it too seriously? And what does the future hold?
Featuring
@FFScout_Mark
,
@FPLGeneral
,
@SkontoRigga
& “fantasy degenerate”
@MagnusCarlsen
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Siri, sum up the state of Brazilian domestic football in one photo
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Ki-Jana Hoever has been tipped by Jürgen Klopp to make an impact next season. He could even get a chance before that, with Joel Matip out. I spoke to him at the U17 World Cup last year and could see his potential on the pitch
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“Just speaking about it makes me emotional. It was a dream for me. Those may have been the best days of my life as a footballer.”
Barcelona? No. Benfica? No. The Brazil national team? Strike three.
Geovanni is talking about his beloved Hull City
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Fun fact: the letter J is ‘jota’ in Portuguese, so by having DIOGO J on his shirt, Diogo Jota has also effectively got his whole name 👍🏼
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So now Barcelona have Brazil’s best midfielder AND Philippe Coutinho 😉
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Cool goal I had never seen before: Dênis Marques for Atlético-PR
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Kenedy has been one of the stars of Granada's incredible run to the Europa League QFs.
I spoke to him about their journey, Mourinho, Geordie accents, and why he feels he has "rediscovered the old Kenedy" after some turbulent times
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YOU ARE A RADAR DETECTOR
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‘Hard as Granit’: in this hilarious new sitcom, Granit Xhaka referees two unlikely room mates – one a frat boy, one a recovering goth – in his inimitable style
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This raises the intriguing possibility that Millwall also keep photos of other clubs’ new managers on file
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