goated with a thousand young
@j0rts
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blessed be & haruspex & misc. others || he/him
Allston - Brighton, Boston
Joined December 2015
why are they making me listen to amyl and the sniffers in the gym i'll blow my brains out right here on the treadmill
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had three beers love cuddling my cat he's the best and life is amazing :)
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commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintances instagram post of their newborn baby
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crazy that they were just like "yeah surely the guy that made dragula would know how to make good horror movies" several times (he doesn't)
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there's something kind of thrilling about ordering pants from a sponsored IG dropshipping company and waiting 5-13 business days to find out if i got scammed
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my dad used to work at a chemical plant on san diego bay. people would commit suicide by jumping off of the coronado bridge, and occasionally they’d do it on the wrong side and plummet into his work’s parking lot instead of the water and total his coworker’s cars
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not sure that’s true. have you considered there might be something wrong with you
I think my life really changed when I, a nerdy and artsy guy, found out that nerdy and artsy women do not want to date nerdy and artsy guys
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damn this looks like it's banging check out my band https://t.co/fQozHRfkDQ
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"model is 6'3" and wearing a medium" bro i will kill you
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when you die they should tell you how many bugs you ate in broccoli
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the face of an adorable idiot who still doesn't understand daylight savings time
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what the fuck are you recording yourself doing the pec fly machine for you dumbass
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This is the first time I’ve ever seen them this close. It must be way worse.
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