Benny the Jet (woo-OOO-ooo)
@itsreallyben
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Joined August 2009
2000s anime culture ruined the 90s goth scene.
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I don’t drink anymore because I’d go to something like this and force everyone doing weird hov illuminati hands to do skanks hands
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NEWSFLASH: If you’re in the public spotlight and your last name is GOTH THATS NOT A REAL LAST NAME
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Two of my birthday buddies have gone down. First osama bin Laden now chuck norris. Who’s next? Not Jon Hamm!
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Double slit experiment? I don’t want the headache!
I had dinner once with a top physicist and a top computer scientist and asked what they thought the probability was that we were in a simulation. They answered simultaneously at 0% and 100% respectively. It was like a double-slit experiment, but with humans.
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I’m glad I only voted for trump the one time he lost
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The time honored tradition of looking up birthday songs by @MoternMedia when it’s someone’s birthday and they’re always impressed!
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It’s wild mark Cuban talked all this shit on trump then gave away his team to trumps biggest donor.
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Bam getting 83 sounds like bad load management.
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Sometimes people don’t like me because I sometimes hold people accountable for their own actions.
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Why’s no one saying @mikeskinnerltd is a clone? Announced streets breaking up years ago. Ok good. They come back and totally suck shit.
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Say what you will about Ashton Kutcher but his version of Steve Jobs was better than fassbender. Aaron sorkin is a lunatic. Let the characters fucking breathe.
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Mazulla telling Garza to use his fucking head lol.
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Can’t wait until joe benches @jaytatum0 lmao
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Dave smith is taking his wigger talents to south street. @ComicDaveSmith @dru_montana47 @LegionOfSkanks
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Imagine being a millennial or Gen Z and support mark levin.
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