Rory James
@itsRORYjames
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comedian, writer, & hell of a ballplayer. host of @superexcitedpod podcast. Booking: [email protected]
Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009
This is fascism
The Trump administration plans to review all exhibits and materials from the National Museum of African American History to ensure they align with Trump's "interpretation of American history."
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Tough. Fearless. Tenacious. With our democracy at stake and our future on the line, no one is better to prosecute the case against Donald Trump's dark vision and guide our country in a healthier direction than America’s Vice President, @KamalaHarris.
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Just got home. Why did Trump wear ladies red lipstick to his rally?
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Trump looked pretty gay at the bottom of that pig pile of dudes.
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No one fuckin told me that the spring forward thing was this weekend and I’m not handling it well. Remember yodels? I just ate ten of them
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So y’all are just gonna keep stanning Wallace despite the allegations?
In 2024, Wallace & Gromit return with a new movie. Their first film in 16 years.
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I think my neighbors actually like it a lot when I perform Gwen Stefani “The Sweet Escape” alone in my home 200 times in a row. I know what you’re thinking but don’t worry, I do the Akon parts too!
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I genuinely love fake laughter in pop songs. They make the extra effort to look dumb just to make us all feel like we’re having a good time! And I appreciate that. I’m stoned.
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