Rory James
@itsRORYjames
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comedian, writer, & hell of a ballplayer. host of @superexcitedpod podcast. Booking: [email protected]
Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009
Tough. Fearless. Tenacious. With our democracy at stake and our future on the line, no one is better to prosecute the case against Donald Trump's dark vision and guide our country in a healthier direction than America’s Vice President, @KamalaHarris.
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Just got home. Why did Trump wear ladies red lipstick to his rally?
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Trump looked pretty gay at the bottom of that pig pile of dudes.
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No one fuckin told me that the spring forward thing was this weekend and I’m not handling it well. Remember yodels? I just ate ten of them
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I think my neighbors actually like it a lot when I perform Gwen Stefani “The Sweet Escape” alone in my home 200 times in a row. I know what you’re thinking but don’t worry, I do the Akon parts too!
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I genuinely love fake laughter in pop songs. They make the extra effort to look dumb just to make us all feel like we’re having a good time! And I appreciate that. I’m stoned.
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