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What if your coochie growled like a stomach everytime its horny?
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Condom sex be smelling like autozone but u can’t be raw doggin randoms. So get in the zone. Autozone!!
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@Pacesetterrrr @TheSun Lol i def saw 31 niggas NOT helping. Idc what language they speak. 🥴
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@HBCUfessions Go to the dr. Drink more water. Eat more fruit. Stop fukin wit that nigga, he for the streets.
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Yall are awesome bc i know yall are saying "Get in the zone, Autozone" like the nigga in the commercial. ☠☠
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I hate condom sex tho 😑🤷🏾‍♀️
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I was today yrs old when i realized the sound on this song was two ppl having condom sex and not the bed squeaking
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White ppl gotta b relevant and create #ThanksgivingWithWhiteFamilies like we care bout yall tastless dishes and activities. Have a seat.
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@HBCUfessions You know what to do. Let him go. Do your treatment routine. Fast from sex for a while. Get ya mental back stable enough to move on from there. 🍀🤞🏾✨
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😬😬 Vic killed his daddy just to have the feds in his face telling him what to do. My guy a whole puppet outchea. #PowerForce
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Yall can find all his mugshots but not that missing plane? http://t.co/mwq36Ow9Kv
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Imma be the type of wife to get my husband a man cave built for our anniversary & put an intercom in there so when I’m mad, I can press the button & yell 🗣 “the food done w/ your stupid ass” 😩
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🚨New whip alert!!🚨
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@ValLohrm Make sure they partner up with @TrojanCondoms
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@freakyfreenzy @Enezator The last 1️⃣ was my fave. He was like wait, someone missing, ion fuck w/ dem.
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@B_oySix When yo cornbread slammin thats all u need for dinner. 2 slices and a glass of milk.
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@issaGILF
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Is Ken listening to Brittany? Nothing she is saying sounds like she isn't attracted to him. I knew he was going to do this. Make it her fault. Just go play on your phone dude. Brit definitely deserved better. #LoveIsBlind6 #LoveIsBlind
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I don’t wanna hear 💩 about the people who were in the courtroom oblivious to what was going on between Brian Peck & Drake Bell. Soon as they realized what they were there for they should have moved to the other side. Keep your 20 year apologies. #QuietOnSet
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@heso_bumpin @DaMayorOfGso Same thing Mike was just standing there, thinking.
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I luh yall black folk.....but i hate yall #AtTheSameDamnTime 😭😭😭😭😭
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@BriiSweatshirt @Connichameleon2 Thought those were their helmets for their costumes.
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Yall niggas. 😩😩😩 I love to hate yall SO FUCKIN MUCH YALL SOME FUCKIN GENIUSES. AINT EEN BEEN 24HOURS 😭😭
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@HBCUfessions Guys like that is why females don’t like sending pics/videos. It’s why we don’t want to be recorded performing sexual activities. Some 🥷🏾s ruin all the fun.
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@MajinItami Google led me here. Damn. Y’all asked a year ago. This the best kept secret ever and I don’t like it.
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@1WilliamMonte @3yeAmHe Blank Man. Don't forget Blank Man 🖐🏾
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@YunggScar SkInNy FeMaLeS kAnT tAkE DiCkk 4 lOnGeR tHaN 30 sEcKoNdz
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@RareAxies @HumansNoContext But the cones that she touched went bk into the cone stand
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Idk how I feel about Jackie and Josh saying all of this but not in front of Marshall on this reunion show? I feel they are cowards for not showing up, tbh idc. #LoveIsBlindReunion #LoveIsBlindS4 #LoveIsBlind
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Who did this? Who woke up and said ima photoshop a big ass coat on Drake. This fuckn hilarious.
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O my Lord. 😔😔😔😔
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Nobody: Me: I ride dick on my FEET not knees 😎🤣🤗
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@HBCUfessions 😬😬 Whoa buddy. You going 0 to a hunnid, 🥷🏾, real quick. Pump ya breaks. 1️⃣ is good. You hv to remember ppl fuq other ppl & a lot of ppl don’t get ✅ regularly & know what their status. Old & too tight condoms break. If you gon’ be prometheus then be safe bout it. 🤞🏾🍀✨
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@HBCUfessions And bathe. You gotta bathe. Y’all hoes don’t like soap and water.
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Mike Epps is hilarious in #ImAVirgo
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I dnt understand how guys can receive head or get pussy from females they arent sexually attracted to just for the sake of a nut.
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@horriblelangg @HBCUfessions This‼️ I was waiting for someone to make this reference. 😩😩
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@HBCUfessions Don’t run her a bath and pamper her. You can do this, but not first. You’d wanna do this to help her relax not to get her clean, that’s her job. Do not reward this. Talk to her with compassion, concern, and care. Don’t belittle her. Still, good luck, 🍀.
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I hate yall. Who did this? Im loggin off. 💀💀💀💀
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@BJStrongArmAHo If yo granny ain't know how to cook just say so dawg. 😩🤧
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@HBCUfessions Either forgive that girl or break ⬆️ w/ her. She can beg all she wants but if your 🫀 isn’t in it why even waste your ⏰, not to mention hers?
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If yo granny ain’t know how to make good banana pudding from scratch, just say dat.
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BANANAS DO NOT BELONG IN BANANA PUDDING!!!
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@therealrahdigga @MrGBIZ It's Rah responding, for me.
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Obama been wylin since he broke up wit America. Nigga look brand new. Enjoying life.
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I hate the way #Sibeth talks. She look good with this long hair, tho. But man, that is one manipulative ass bitch‼️ Those soldiers clearly forgot that she took out every last member of each of their families. #See 🍎📺
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Does riding dick count as leg day? Asking for a fran. 🦵🏾🍆🏋🏾‍♀️
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@ProductColorful I love when dudes do 💩 like this they make sure their faces are covered up. Chick whole identity front and center, 🤦🏾‍♀️.
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@TVEMike @1k_IsoG Never know who 🐱 you gon’ get. 😂
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@KarlousM pleeeeeeeease please please wlk on stage to this song this thursday at the comedy show in Durham.
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I aint know who tf Chico was......never seen that nigga with hair. 💀💀💀💀
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CATCH THE NEXT LIVE @85SouthShow in Charleston, South Carolina! March 31st! Get your tickets now it’s gonna be another sell out show!
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Playing Mister then turning round to play Joe is bananas. Sign this man up for Ike Turner, NEOW‼️
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Fresh off receiving his first Oscar nomination, Colman Domingo has been cast as Joe Jackson, the father of Michael Jackson, in the Antoine Fuqua-directed biopic “Michael.”
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I can’t believe we been sitting here watching this screen for a freakin hour. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ So embarrassing. I know I’m not alone. #LOVEISBLINDreunion #LoveIsBlindS4 #LoveIsBlindLive #LoveIsBlind
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@tonegodspeed I need a brief backstory on this. Where did u find it? Were there others? Did u stop fukn?
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@ChaRLeZHuSsLe81 sugar cookies rolled the long way and press a fork for the knuckles and icing to hold the almonds
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@BaddiesOnZeus I fux w/ Suki. She can come back anytime. Just don't bring EbT back.
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Not to be cocky or nun but....i used to be line leader in elementary.
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Neckbones and pigfeet. Stewed apples, greenbeans, mac n cheese. Idc if my food touch!! 🤤😍🙌🏾 Oh and gotta have my @TexasPete 😜
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@HBCUfessions Man, ain’t y’all 🥷🏾s ever watch ‘Soul Food’, ‘Players Club’? That 💩 always comes out. Whether 🫵🏾 tell or not. Cousin prolly waiting for sum 🐃💩 to happen just so she can always have something hanging over her head.
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@jaylen156029833 @GHOEDosAndDonts There are 41 yo freshmen in college. 36. 53. 77‼️ You don’t have to go to college straight out of high school.
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Lls " @Chennylou : RT if Nick Cannon looks like Denzel Washington in "He Got Game" so he can get the part 🙏 http://t.co/XAIVujazic"
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Christina got lucky AF when the 2nd platform drop had that 🥣 of 🍚. They did that for her. Gordon went to the back & told the producers put some rice on the second drop. #NextLevelChef
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I deserve whatever fate comes my way for drinking a fukn burger.
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Aye......somebody start a grandmother thread. LETS GOOOOOOO
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Lol. The sex. I like when he call me a bitch & demands i "take this dick" while choking and slappin me. #DJM
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😒 I just knew Daryl and Carol were gonna end up together.
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This is THE sexiest bowl of #ShrimpAndGrits iv EVER seen in my life. Ft a fried egg. #PraiseHim 🍤🍳🍚👐👐
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Better not see one coffee pop in the bucks of stars if they aren’t hers. This is definitely unique. I don’t even drink coffee.
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This beautiful sister invented a new way to drink coffee; on a stick! ☕️❤️💯 #TheMakeupShowChicago @TheMakeupShow
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My boo cooked for me today!!!! 😍😍😍😍 http://t.co/g3YKzfhfUc
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@HBCUfessions Why when a female hurt y’all, y’all go to the friend or a family member for the “get back”? Shame on the sister for sleeping w/ you. I wld never do that to my sister. Idc if the ex was from 15 years ago.
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This is worse than the time they tried to go live. This better be the best reunion ever! #LoveIsBlind #loveisblindreunion #loveisblind6reunion
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@_thelindsayerin @_freddymack Why hasn’t anybody found that man, in the green shirt, social media page, yet? 😫😫😫
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@HBCUfessions Going back home is always an option. But…don’t give up so easy. It’s only been 2 months. At least finish the semester out. I kinda wish you would have included where you are from & where/what you been eating.
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Jamil gon get beat tf up. They’re interrogating tf outta him. Turn the AC up so that man can go home. 🙏🏾🥶 #60DaysIn
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@PamRenard I wld hv one arm scooped everything into my apron. Platform wld hv went back up & one side’ll be totally empty. 🤣🤣
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I’m so upset I can only watch the first episode of the second season of #From . I binged that whole 1st season just for them to move it from Prime to MGM+
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Twitter After Dark was really a thing. Now y’all post porn 25/8.
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🌼❤
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Aye man. I ain’t mad at it. Get all the coin til u can’t no more.
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Excuse me, WTF 🤬
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I ran to twitter so faaaaaasssssst. Broke both my ankles. #BlackTwitter #Unite ‼️ #Netflix #LoveIsBlindS4 #LoveIsBlindLive #LoveIsBlind
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Black Twitter and White Twitter coming together to collectively drag Netflix for this mess #LOVEISBLINDreunion #LoveisblindLive
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Absolutely nobody: Me: *in the middle of the night* 🌬🍃
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New York niggas wake up in the middle of the night and yell 'Dead Ass' then go right bk to sleep.
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If she can't participate in the twitter 90s r&b debate.....she's too young for you bro. She like Carl Thomas? Donnell Jones? Musiq? A Dream?
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@Tendin2 Lol. I will pacifically fuq a word up!
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That white girl with dreds had a whole 8ball in her ass. Freya 🐶 needs to retire. Cause she ain’t sniff out 💩. That must be Jamil’s dog, 😂. #60DaysIn
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Yall make me tf sick. Lol
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I wish the niggas who KNOW im not into them "like that" would stop trying to give me dick. I want some....yes i do....just not urs and i aint that fukn pressed for sex ima fuk u neither. I need passion and intimacy from both ends....not just his. 💀
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How hard are they trying to fix this issue? Someone getting fired, tomorrow. I need a discount or something #Netflix . #LoveIsBlindLive #LoveIsBlindS4 #LoveIsBlindReunion #LoveIsBlind
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When ‘Old Man’ died i shed a lil tear. When i got to that last episode i was HEATED!! 😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬 #SquidGame
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Soooo, we don't get to meet Jimmy’s ppl? We meeting female friends of TWO YEARS? #LoveIsBlind6 #LoveIsBlind
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I got this toyota prius thats the bees knees. Great on gas.
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Ladies, What kind of cars do women like these days?
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@ThatCherryLady The ones with a #GoodYear warranty ☠
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Cant even turn the pg good. Know u aint wiping ya ass properly. 😭🧻
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Build wealth, not credit TM
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How sway
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@BabyFaceMckie @OfficiallDre thinking like a true savage. Bc that's the only reason id do something like that if he cheating. Lls
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@SoualiganAmazon @Ciaobellaja I didn’t experience abuse until I was pregnant. Ppl were calling me all types of stupid for not knowing what type of person I was having a child with. 🥴
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I thought I liked House. By the 4th season, he was unbearable. Throughout the season, he was insufferable. I'm now on season 5. He's a great doctor, but a horrible friend. #HouseMD
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