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@isalmonfish
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2 years
only real milo lovers know the difference between:
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@isalmonfish
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1 year
kid breathing love🤌🏻😭
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@isalmonfish
aysh.
3 years
saw my nani sitting alone in her room holding the passport of my nana, she kissed it and said, "apna passport ghuma diya ha apka sambhal ky rkho ghi hamesha" and that's the true love I've ever seen.
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@isalmonfish
aysh.
2 years
to all men, may your daughter gets a man just like you. 🙌🏻
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@isalmonfish
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3 years
My little brother just locked me in the storeroom, and now they are struggling to find keys. Also it's been an hour of me being locked in here.😭
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@isalmonfish
aysh.
3 months
girl you’re down bad when you pick up your phone only to check if he texted you or not.
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@isalmonfish
aysh.
2 years
kho gae hum kahan?
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
boys who call you cute instead of calling hot>>>>
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@isalmonfish
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3 years
Boys into urdu shairyri>>>>
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@isalmonfish
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6 months
at the end of the day, it's the one who helps you cross the road.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
taught him how to make noodles.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
after pasoori we all are enjoying bikhra by abdul hanan. <3
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
toota hoa shahbaz hoo mai, bajwa sy naraz hoo mai.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
"boys aren't loyal" le boys:
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
is this too much to ask for? 🥹
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@isalmonfish
aysh.
3 months
happy birthday mother(bestie)❤️ @ifwsarah
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
red lipstick makes her 1000/10.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
"resting "bad bitch bitch face BESTIES but but sweet 🤝🏻 cries too as hell." quickly."
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
thank you mr. Imran khan. God is great, Alhumdulilah ❤️
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@isalmonfish
aysh.
2 years
relationship ky bahr bhi aik duniya ha us mai bhi ajao.
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@isalmonfish
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3 years
he's the most handsome and passionate PM of Pakistan till date.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
why cocomos aren't cocoming the way they used to cocomoed?
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
kahani suno by kaifi khalil>>>>>>
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@isalmonfish
aysh.
2 years
hot hot girls dont like mornings.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
Khan's Khan's victory victory 1992. 🏆 2022. 🇵🇰
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
my dad has been asking me over & over again, "bety ac ki cooling arhi ha na apko!" like he's sorry because he yelled at me in the car.😬
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@isalmonfish
aysh.
3 years
i hope you find someone who doesn't let you sleep unwanted or sad. <3
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
surprising how my cousins living abroad always ask for cocomos all the way from Pakistan.
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@isalmonfish
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3 years
a v serious question for boys😭 who's gonna have the front seat in your car, your wife or your mom?
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@isalmonfish
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19 days
boht hogya, MAKING A GC WHO’s IN?
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@isalmonfish
aysh.
2 years
wafa ky rasty ka har musafir gawahi dy gha ky tum khary thy
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@isalmonfish
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3 years
Don't know but sunny jafry and maryum are more cute together than shahveer and ayesha.😭
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
people replying to your texts with same energy. 🥹
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
my mom waking me up for fajar is the cutest thing ever.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
thinking about all those surprises i'll never get on my birthday.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
name a website jisny sabsy zyada depression diya ha and why it's PMC?
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
watching imran khan's interview on repeat is a therapy itself.
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2 years
ran out of the car from drive thru to daewoo terminal j to meet my bestfriend who was leaving for another city in 3 mins.💃🏻
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
Dowry: D: Donkeys O: Of the first order W: Who can’t stand on their own feet R: Rely on their wives reaches Y: Yet shameless.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
everything went wrong when i started to stay up after 10.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
went to 10th Amsterdam avenue market, New York City and bought this gift for our cute little baby @hinaparvezbutt guys when should i send this to her?
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2 years
we go out and my mom always gets late and does her makeup in car, while my dad tells her you put this thing wrong, try this one color for blush, this lipstick suits u more, this eyeshadow is too dark for you. a love story of 21 years i've been reading everyday. 🫰🏻
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@isalmonfish
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4 months
idk why but every time i open up to someone, i end up losing them.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
waiting for the time when my granddaughter would ask me "granny what should i wear on my first date?"
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2 years
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2 months
please can someone stop me from crushing on this guy?
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2 years
road trips with bestfriend>>>>>>
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2 years
my love language is sending you emails.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
kitno ko khareedo ghy yaha toh 22 crore awam ki awaz khari ha.
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@isalmonfish
aysh.
2 years
اے صبحِ شرمسار گواہی رہے مری میں لڑ رہا تھا اور مرا سالار بِک گیا
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
if you love me, just retweet my tweets.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
King Charles should have kept special eyes on Shahbaz Sharif, kahi waha sy apna koh-e-nor hi na utha liya ho.😓
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2 years
why it's always i love you & not "teri ankho mei basta ha mera jahan."
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@isalmonfish
aysh.
3 years
need someone who can understand my MUSKURA-HURT.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
"mai apni mama ko btao ghi" helped me survive through school.
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2 years
chlo bacho shabash apny ghr ajao boht world tour krliya.
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2 years
onli if im worried for you.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
who else will join me on a bus roof rooting for imran khan on my way to Islamabad?
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
should i see the moon above me or the moon sitting next to me?
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@isalmonfish
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i post a story on instagram & watch it infinity times w diff angles.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
everything is temporary but my nani's goodnight calls are permanent.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
never knew being sarcastic is also a problem.
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@isalmonfish
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3 years
Don't call it black day, we APSONIANS changed it into YOUM-E-AZME TALEEM.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
hamza shahbaz leaving his office.
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@isalmonfish
aysh.
2 years
According to unesco's figure 85 journalist have been killed in Pakistan since 1993, hardly any of the perpetrators of these crimes being punished. Every threat to a journalist must be taken seriously while those who threaten media fraternity must face justice to end impunity.
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2 years
mai diary lyky arha hon!
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@isalmonfish
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29 days
even 5’3 boys have the audacity to call girls flat.🙅🏻‍♀️
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2 years
what is this "kanjar-wr" ?😭
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2 years
i'm a British Asian Pakistani who speaks English and Urdu as well. Yeah.
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2 years
aj toh sabka mr bean bngya ha.
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3 years
mama just started to follow me on twitter-😭
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2 years
he's not a chor but still he had stolen my heart.
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2 years
arrange marriages are scary what if he doesn't sing kahani suno on our wedding.
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2 years
me trying to remember where i am after a power nap
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women upholding other women's crown and boosting eachother's confidence>>>>>
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2 years
Allah protect our country.
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when he wears shalwar qameez 🫀🔫🫶🏻🥺😭🤧🤌🏻🫀🫀
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2 years
Him: you could've asked me why i broke your heart, you could've told me that you fell apart. Me: but you walked past me like i wasn't there, and just pretended like you didn't care.
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2 years
habibi<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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2 years
why it's always sorry and not "hor kisi nal ban di ni meri, tere nal rehna chaunda dil mera."
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@isalmonfish
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1 year
not all university “friends” are your friends.
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2 years
never found the socks i lost in my blanket.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
Arshad sharif shaheed had to leave Pakistan why!? because the climate in Pakistan is such that he did not feel safe staying here! the fact that our record when it comes to protecting journalist is far from satisfactory. no one here is worthless, let everyone live and speak!
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
urge to buy this
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
you ask someone for a favour and they immediately ask you a favour because you also asked them for a favour and then you just can't say no because you asked for a favour first!
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
soo disgusting to see gc talks, where even a normal convo changes into sexualized jokes. thinking they all are soo funny and cool while talking about them.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
tiktok couples are soo cringe istg.
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2 years
yes.
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
deep conversations with one who actually understands you>>>
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@isalmonfish
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2 years
these days im just manifesting a night anuv jain described in mazaak.
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aysh.
2 years
never knew it would happen again قیمت لگی تو قاضی و مختار بِک گیا اک اک ہوس نشاں سرِ بازار بِک گیا اے صبحِ شرمسار گواہی رہے مری میں لڑ رہا تھا اور مرا سالار بِک گیا
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@isalmonfish
aysh.
2 years
pulses will go out of stock in 15 days, load shedding on peak, elevated inflation, industries are closed down, petrol prices to go up to PKR 309 per liter, rupee tumbles to all-time low against dollar, thousands of containers packed with essential food items stuck up at ports 1/3
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sudden urge to buy loads of english novels>>>>>😣
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2 years
asked Allah for clear skin on eid during Ramzan and i swear i got it. 😭
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@isalmonfish
aysh.
8 months
i changed my personality alot, thanks to abulography.🙏🏻
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2 years
prho ghy likho ghy ho jao ghy khrab, khelo ghy kudo ghy bno ghy nawab.
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