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Tech, Cars, Occasional Lies

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@irl_mash
Top Dyan
2 days
No one cares. It’s free, quick and does the job.
@foryouyeji
Yeji.cs
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VS Code isn't an IDE
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@LeboQholosha
LQ
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Okungapheli kuyahlola
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@AbdulKuhle
ABDUL'KUHLE (صقل مُحَمَّد)
4 days
Niyofreezer kodwa eMortuary?.
@kgopotjo_lebepe
Kgopotjo Lebepe
5 days
Collagen, vitamin c, chia seeds, green tea, ginger & lemon juice on an empty stomach.🤝🏾
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@irl_mash
Top Dyan
3 days
“Dating history is not important”
@GalaxyTwoTwenty
GALAXY-2:20 VIDEO🔌
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Ex-boyfriend followed the couple and gunned down his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend. 🥲
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@Siya_homiey
Siya_dlamini
3 days
The game that sold Moremi to Orlando Pirates 😂 #OrlandoPirates
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@irl_mash
Top Dyan
3 days
Came back to work and PostMan is already fighting me. Why are they monetising it now?
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@timsoret
Tim Soret
4 days
This dumb visualisation is a pretty good IQ test.
@forallcurious
All day Astronomy
5 days
🚨: This is how many satellites are orbiting Earth right now ITS ABSOLUTELY FRIGHTENING 🤯 https://t.co/Pwhdwc52dg
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@imohumoren
Big Cuz
5 days
This is how kids used to behave after they lost in street football. They took their ball home and said they weren’t playing again
@AfricaViewFacts
Africa View Facts
5 days
Morocco 🇲🇦 has withdrawn as host of the 2026 Women’s Africa Cup of Nations (WAFCON), just 60 days before the tournament begins on March 17. The decision follows fallout from the chaotic 2025 men’s AFCON final. Morocco had hosted WAFCON in 2022 and 2024 and was set to host it
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@irl_mash
Top Dyan
4 days
These things are hard to start but you get hooked once you start. Just don’t skip a week.
@Joshwydd_
𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸
5 days
Which Power is the best in the Power Universe?
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@Wakes_Kay1
Mawande
5 days
Is NOTHING sacred anymore. Yho hay come on majita.
@Abramjee
Yusuf Abramjee
5 days
Robbers stormed a birthday party in Phillipi, Cape Town and made off with several cellphones. #CrimeWatch
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@christyoverflow
Christy Lam
6 days
mfs finally get a SWE job and find out the job is to develop a CRUD microservice API instead of checking if a string is a palindrome or not
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@XoliswaZondo
Xoli Zondo (BScHONS, MBA, PDM)
5 days
‼️South Africa will host the 2026 Women’s AFCON in less than 60 days after Morocco backed out as confirmed by Deputy Minister. CAF has not made any announcement‼️  Why isn’t Morocco hosting anymore? Does it have anything to do with last month’s AFCON Final?
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@irl_mash
Top Dyan
5 days
@haha_girrrl
diyu
5 days
Startup idea : ads in terminal imagine watching a unskippable 30 secs ad for running "npm install"
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@irl_mash
Top Dyan
5 days
First day back at work and Midrand has no water mxm.
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@irl_mash
Top Dyan
5 days
Dineo Ranaka never gave any man grace but she’s collecting babies like they’re infinity stones. This argument is flawed.
@destiny_ndlovu
La-Ndlovu
6 days
Give men grace and watch yourself become a single mom , then get judged and dragged daily by men on Twitter.
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@irl_mash
Top Dyan
5 days
Give grace. Grace! No one said give babies
@destiny_ndlovu
La-Ndlovu
6 days
Give men grace and watch yourself become a single mom , then get judged and dragged daily by men on Twitter.
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@amantlex
bambi✨🦌
5 days
Give us the 118i for R450k o tlogele tshele brayaka
@mybroadband
MyBroadband
6 days
BMW sounds alarm over cheap Chinese and Indian car imports BMW Group South Africa CEO Peter van Binsbergen says cheap imports could be damaging the used-car market. https://t.co/qqEJVQ5yPm
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@irl_mash
Top Dyan
5 days
Wasn’t she in control of her situation? Wasn’t she dominating the men in her relationships? Wasn’t she intentional about popping out multiple kids with multiple men? Ay 😂
@Musa_Khawula
Musa Khawula
6 days
Dineo Ranaka says she's highly disturbed by Nandi Madida's statement to give black men grace. Dineo Ranaka says women like Nandi Madida are problematic in society. PART 1.
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@irl_mash
Top Dyan
5 days
Don’t know what up with pizza. 2 slices are barely enough, 3 slices you’re stuffed and almost can’t breathe. There’s no middle ground
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@vha_mo
Vha Mabunda
6 days
Nigerian men treat SA women well because their entire survival is dependent on the SA woman trusting them, to later help them with Home Affairs. Ke strategy more than love domkops
@Amahashi_
Mihlali 🌟
6 days
I’ve noticed that most SA girlies dating Nigerian guys seem genuinely happy and well taken care of, consistent effort, nice dates, thoughtful gestures, and that ‘queen treatment’ vibe without constant drama. 🥹 Kodwa, a lot of the women I know who are with abo Mr Grace end are
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