Going for a personal record. Six. Yes six! Consecutive poops with no brown on the first wipe.

“Don’t tell me how to raise my kids!” Why not? Your kids suck.

I truly believe that members Congress should each only make as much as their average constituent does for their state/district and should have the same health care. Want to make a bunch of money and have free healthcare? Then the rest of us need to too

I’m resorting back to only commenting “how it feels to chew 5 gum” on videos regardless of the video

My Halloween costume next year is Bill Clinton with orange face make up smeared on my lap

Republicans or Democrat, doesn’t matter. Just remember if the 1% doesn’t like something/or someone, then you should vote for it/them and vice versa. Their interests don’t align with the people’s

@grok wanna join?

Cute Halloween date idea. We dress up like comic book villains and fight children who are dressed up as our super hero counter parts.

I don’t even follow either of these subs

Btw I’m half Mexican. Don’t come at me with some racist shit

Mexican babies should be called beanie babies.

I had a dream that Vince Vaughn pitched me a Vince Vaughn docu-series called “Vaughnado”. Me: “oh like about you and tornados?” Him: “no, Vaughnato! It’s a 20 part series about me looking at tomato’s” Me: ….fire. Anyways I only posted this so I could remember it. Back to bed.

A Trump supporter killed Charlie Kirk. @catturd2, and literally every other right winger calling for revenge on liberals, are you going to apologize or attempt some mental gymnastics to justify this? Now just mourn your guy and stop calling for war

To clarify. I don’t care that Charlie died. I don’t. He was a terrible person. Am I celebrating political violence or calling for the assassinations of right wingers? No. Absolutely not. Gun violence in all its forms has no place in our country. I’m going to make fun of CK tho.

Soooooo it’s super obvious that Trump did this to rally his broken MAGA cult and to distract from him being a pedo right? I mean, they all IMMEDIATELY took to political rhetoric and theater. Plus the two maga guards doing baseball style hat, arm, and ear signals seconds before

Went from "mopping up" college kids on the debate stage to being mopped up off all the debate stage.

Forrest “The Omen of Death” Gump

Nobody: JK Rowling: Dumbledores on the Epstein list.

“The twink Brony club is this generations moose lodge” #quotesfromjustin

Every sports commentator’s “key to the game”: play offense. Play defense.