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@impostersquatch
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โ ๐๏ธ โธโธ ๐๐ป๐๐ด ๐๐ธ๐ณ๐ถ๐ด ๐๐ฐ๐๐ฐ๐ ๐ฐ๐ฝ ๐๐พ๏ผ โโโโโโ โ โ โงโใ ๐งอ๐ฅอ๐จอ๐งอ๐อ อ๐ฆอ๐อ๐อ๐อ๐อ๐ฅ ใโ โโโ โ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐
TAVI || MDNI
Joined August 2021
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ PLAY DUMB โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ NOT THAT DUMB
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* โ ๐ปโ๐ฒ๐บ๐ด๐ณ โ ๐๐๐ โ ๐ป๐ฆน๐ฐ๐ณ๐ด๐ณ โ .
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โ ๐ ๐๐๐พ๐ ๐๐ ๐ต๐ฐ๐๐, ๐ ๐๐๐พ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐พ๐ ๐๐ ๐ผ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฝ ๐๐๐พ๐๐พโ๐ ๐บ ๐๐ท๐พ๐๐๐ฐ๐ฝ๐ณ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ฝ๐พ ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐บ๐ฝ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐บ๐๐โ๐ ๐๐ด๐ด๐ฝ. โ
* โ ๐ปโ๐ฒ๐บ๐ด๐ณ โ ๐๐๐ โ ๐ป๐ฆน๐ฐ๐ณ๐ด๐ณ โ .
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Though I guess I can.. ( Miming out a handshake. ) Cryptid hunter, and guard for Blue Ridge Caravan Co. Preeeeetty much all you gotta know about little olโ me. Now *you, on the other handโ seem a hell of a lot more interesting!
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Then Iโll *loudly continue to claim my observations are real! Iโve dedicated my lifeโ well, most of itโ to the seeking out and documentation of things just like this. Wouldnโt that make me a reliable source, Big Brother? The nameโs Aries. Andโ yeah, thatโs why I didnโt offer. +
*Your confidence does not improve the quality of your observations. It merely makes them louder.* *Fine. This is where humans... acknowledge one another, yes? A "meeting." Assigning significance to initial contact, identifying yourself. This is customary?*
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For not only have I *seen Bigfootโฆ Iโve seen countless other cryptids, though He remains the most hidden from me. Only a human man such as myself could properly seek out something like that. Thusโ- a human man I am! Nice to uhโฆ informally meet you. Iโd shake your hand, but..
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Atomic calibrators..? Emotional residue detectors? Oโ, flickering screen, whose eyes seek to tear right through meโโ yet still, canโt see the man for what he isโฆ let alone the elusive Sasquatch! Youโre going about it all wrong, my technological friend. +
*/Please./ Anecdotal evidence is not evidence. Iโve scanned every square nanometer of this wasteland with my atomic calibrators and emotional residue detectors.* *What I found? Radiation, lies, and one very confused bighorner wearing a trench coat.*
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But Iโve seen him.
*Define "Bigfoot." A large, undocumented primate used to explain poor photographic skills? /Unlikely./* *Humans fabricate creatures to rationalize the unknown. This is one such failure.*
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Not so bad, though. Feels like.. feels like something we can work with, yโknow? Humanityโs real tenacious, after all.
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is already a fantastical figure. Harsh lines of metal paneling, as opposed to the rounded bodies Aries is used to from Rob-Co. โฆ Oh, life surely is fantastic, isnโt it? How lucky he is to meet someone so unique. ) โฆ but, yep! Up in smoke, or whatever we wanna go with. +
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Warlocks, Dark Ages.. Man, it soundsโฆ sorry, I guess I shouldnโt say the end of your world sounds pretty awesome, huh. ( And yet, his brain runs wild. It reminds him of oh-so-many books heโs read, fantasies long since burnt into his head. Though.. the Hunter before him +
๐ฑ โข ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ซ โข ๐ฑ
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Poetic? Huhโฆ Pretty sure the Warlocks called it the Dark Ages for a reason, very scary stuff. Not that I remember it wellโฆlasted at least a few centuries. And does it matter who did what? The world basically ended.
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and what have they done for you? halfโkilled you.
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// i Need to bring back my vulpes so bad
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// i love love love his voice Ripping my shirt off
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( The proposition is made as if heโs only coming around to itโ- but in truthโฆ just beneath his skin, energy surges. Someone wants to help him hunt? Thatโs a first. Everyone else brushes him off so easily! ) That is to say.. an extra hand would be *more than welcome, of course.
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An outpost of my company, actually.. gets attacked by one pretty often. What say you and meโฆ we head over.. ( Mimicking holding a rifle. ) Put a hole through its head.. and see if we can make some kindโa meal out of it? Might be worth our time. +
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Damn. Who wouldโa guessed the giant turtle tastes like pork? Not me, thatโs for sure. ( Mask firmly pressed down back into place, rasping voice muffled once more. ) I meanโ- if you wanna try out blue devil, then we could probably track one down pretty easy. +
ogua. tastes like pork. (or that's what he thinks, at least... he hasn't tried blue devil though.) could make good burgers.
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Guess you could call it that. Nuclear warfareโโ the pinnacle of humanity. Canโt say if we had definitive good or evilโฆ Hell, I donโt even know who launched what. But we were at the verge of war, so.. I could make a guess. Yours sounds a hell of a lot more poetic, though.
๐ฑ โข ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ซ โข ๐ฑ
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Humanityโs Golden Age got destroyed by the Darknessโฆa force for evil. Maybe your Great War and my Great Collapse are the same thingโฆ was yours at the peak of human innovation and such?
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Oh, yeah. The Great War? October 23rd, 2077? Entire world went nuts, dropped bombs all over. Humanity as we know itโฆ baaasically erased. .. Kinda crazy to have lived through that. Not sure what the uh.. โGreat Collapseโ is, though. Sounds.. not good?
๐ฑ โข ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ซ โข ๐ฑ
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Waitโฆthe world went kaboom? When did that happen? Heard about the Great Collapse but a great kaboom? Woahโฆ
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