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violent & godless 🔌 29 🃏 they/he 🌈🏳️⚧️ open for astro/tarot readings 🔮
Joined December 2013
hi please buy some prints from me its wild that i cant withdraw any of the money ive earned on this site until the balance hits $100 so like yeah
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sorry for over-explaining myself i got yelled at a lot as a child.
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unironically i think we need to do more stuff like this.
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shit from a butt with a side of poop from an ass.
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so what are you gonna do lmao, commit homicide? that’s what you’re gonna do? you gonna kill people? lmaoooOOOOOOOOOOO.
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sex is cool but have you ever unzipped your extremely high waisted pants and felt all your internal organs fall back in to where they belong lol.
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
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STOPPPPPPPPPPPPP THEYRE SOOOOOO FUCKING CUTE THE WAYY THEY PUT THEIR WEE LITTLE ARMS UP TO FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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if i were going on a date with a woman and she stood up and was 7 feet tall i would be fucking thrilled. these men are ungrateful.
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i would ummmmmmmmmm call that engagement riGHT the fuck off if i were her lol ?.
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ya after we had sex
ya sex is cool and all but have u ever slept next to someone u love.
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she’s gonna say Frick.
Jojo Siwa reveals that she isn’t that innocent after all:. “Just wait until I drop that F bomb,” she warns
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no one on this website knows what goth means
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hot girl summer? more like spend every fucking day at my stupid fucking job wasting my youth for a barely liveable wage.
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we do. literally we do and then ya make us look fuckin stupid bc you can’t get your shit together
Imagine a female geeked over you 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 I mean like bragging to her friends, parents & allattttttt 😩😩😩😩😩😩.
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what if toasters could feel the entire range of complex human emotion? what if roombas could smoke cigarettes.
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lesbians are so fucking good at this marriage thing
When she dropped to one knee to propose, her girlfriend didn't say yes -- she did something better.
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kat von d just posted a selfie of her wearing gucci glasses and is getting CRUCIFIED for it because she won’t vaccinate her kid bc it’s not vegan but she’ll buy and promote gucci which is neither vegan nor cruelty free. i am deceased lmaoooo.
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cheers sis i'll fuckin drink to that
Virginia’s Most Anti-LGBT Lawmaker Might Lose His Seat To State’s First Openly Trans Candidate
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why is adulthood literally just paying bills and trying to clean up dirt all the fucking time why is there so much dirt always.
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me: smells like upkyle in here.you: what the fuck is upkyle.
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yall motherfuckers don’t even deserve animals honestly. this made me really sad and now i miss my dog who is at home probably sleeping on my pillow
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brb gotta massage my depression toe
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freaked it
can you believe that i just woke up this morning and started doing a full foil virgin bleach on my own head ? well believe it cus im literally doing an incredible job lol.
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i can’t believe mama coco is REAL and she’s not being PAID ????????????? BASTARDS.
My boyfriends family visited the town from the movie Coco. The Grandma explained to them how their town is poor with few resources. Disney interviewed her & her family to use their lives as a plot for their movie that made millions, but Disney is yet to give them a single cent
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live laugh love alternatives:. • eat shit die.• lie cheat steal.• shrimp heaven now.
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just rting for the video bc elephants are pure as fuck
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why do you need to build whole ass robots for no reason when you could be using this to make artificial limbs for actual human beings who don’t have them
This super strong artificial muscle brings us closer to lifelike robots
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me: ok so imagine if you were a horse—.my sister: bold of you to assume i’m not, but continue.
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first of all what the fuck and second of all what the fuck
This Tennessee born baby's name is Emma Wren Gibson. What's so special about her? She was frozen as an embryo on 14th October 1992. But on 25th November 2017, almost 25 years later, she is born. A world record created for the oldest frozen embryo birth. Her mom was born in 1991!!
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i think we subconsciously undervalue platonic love and intimacy from our friends bc society puts so much emphasis on finding and having romantic love. like idk about you but i wouldn’t be shit without the unending love and support of my friends.
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me doing my nightly skincare routine after a long ass mf day.
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THIS KITTY HAS THE BIGGEST PERSONALITY IVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!
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she’s so fucking cute i would let her kill and eat me
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just came out to my mom as non binary and then in a turn of events she discovered that she is also possibly non binary and wants to use she/they pronouns lmao.
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I'm:. ⚪️a man.⚪️a woman.🔘coming out of my cage. And I've:. ⚪️never felt this way before.⚪️had the time of my life.🔘been doing just fine.
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If you could choose any gaming controller to steer your submersible which one would you choose?.
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you know what i actually think it should be illegal for your besties to move far away from you.
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antoni out here grilling lettuce
Favorite thing about #summer: Grilling veggies from @wholefoods! Check out my grilling tips #sponsored #grilling #makesmewhole
#antonixwholefoods
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i NEED her to tell me what the motherfucking tea is.
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me, drinking an iced coffee: YES!!! YESSSSSSS. me, dealing with the consequences of caffeine making me insane: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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nooo don’t call a cab while he’s having a smoke and you’re taking a drag you’re so sexy aha.
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does anyone on this website know what goth means
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me:.my body dysmorphia: you look like this
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damn don’t be ungrateful wtf? free rat baby
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my last two brain cells.
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ok so if deadly why baby? so small tiny little itty bitty??.
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when you're falling asleep and she's calling a cab and he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag
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when i say i want a goth gf this is what i mean
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i love this woman and the other woman who does the same thing but with green. they rock
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ok i know the first pancake always gets bungled but girl………there’s no way i fucked it up this bad
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if my teeth looked like this i would never shut my fucking mouth
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this man basically looked at mayonnaise becky and said GUILLOTINE so all men are trash except this one he’s ok.
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imagine thinking having to soak up the blood involuntarily gushing out of your genitals is a privilege.
My friend’s 7th grader goes to a school where the kids organized for free tampons in the bathroom. The male principle said no because they would “abuse the privilege.” The kids decided to stage a cookie protest. Behold the tampon cookies!
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now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cab and i’m fucking depressed and i’m fucking depressed and i’m fucking depressed and i’m fucking depressed and i’m fucking depressed and i’m fucking depressed and i’m fucking depressed and i’m fucking depressed and i’m fucking depressed.
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this is very important to me.
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me, any time, any place, whenever Mr Brightside comes on
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just found her tiktok and she’s at home spraying it with lidocaine…………….
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i love the front bottoms.
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i can’t believe i didn’t ask to be born and now i have to pay for it AND i have mental illness like what kind of fuckery,.
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also can’t stand people who are like “16 is the legal age for sex” or whatever like fuck you that’s a child you have no business dating or fucking a 16 year old if you’re 18+ ugly stupid ass.
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you said hey man i love you but no fucking way
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i’m not sure what it is about this photo that makes me want to cry my eyes out
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BECAUSE ITS T H E TIMELESS CLASSIC. THE BEATLES WHO? BITCH YOUR FAVE COULD NEVER. THE KILLERS DID 👏🏻 THAT 👏🏻
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i'm so in love with future me, what a cool bitch. see you soon xoxox.
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hey i just want you to know .- an extremely goofy movie.- fern gully.- an american tail.- road to el dorado.- balto.- atlantis.- prince of egypt.- mulan.- anastasia . are all on netflix in case you give a fuck like i give a fuck.
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watched this last night can’t recommend it enough if you love horrible movies.
• so poorly written the dialogue is comical.• ridiculously farcical and far fetched.• almost positive not a single person in it is actually Irish.• also positive no one working on the film has ever been to Ireland.• it's the best film I've ever seen
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still one of the most powerful images i've ever seen to this day. still so important and relevant.
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people who never had an emo phase peaked in high school and will never move out of their hometown. that's just how it is.
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you could very easily kill your pets if you spread this to them, btw. especially your cats. in case that incentivises you to care literally at all.
#H5N1 #birdflu symptoms may include fever or feeling feverish or chills, eye redness or irritation, and respiratory symptoms, such as cough, sore throat, runny or stuffy nose, muscle or body aches, headaches, and tiredness. More:
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rug
we’re getting a new rug for our living room and i’m really excited it looks like this lol
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she's the fucking babadook but in real life
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oh great! good news everyone, the chlorine gas is mild. just like covid. when will people grasp that the government doesn’t give a fuck if we live or die. they don’t fucking care about you. you HAVE TO care about yourself and about other people. wear a mask. be safe. my GOD.
Well, a public health push notification was just sent out
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THIS MADE ME BURST INTO LAUGHTER I HATE IT.
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if astrology isn’t real then why are libra placements the most beautiful people on earth.
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everyone got me different gay socks for christmas
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people who don’t have to live with BPD will literally never understand what it’s like but go off i guess
Pete Davidson has been dating Ariana Grande for like a week and he already got two tattoos of her?
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no child of mine will put their eye makeup on before their face makeup. this is a foundation-first household.
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look at this picture evan took of me today
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do you have ANY IDEA how fucking GOOD IT FEELS when you have a partner who doesn’t make you feel crazy, or unreasonable, or like you’re asking for too much for really simple things ????????? it feels like the weight of the world is literally being lifted off of me it’s amazing.
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i was talking to someone abt how EVERYONE looks at me & says my face is symmetrical so i dug out these pix. one is normal & one is mirrored
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all of these people are going to die soon, that’s just how these things go.
#Egyptian archaeologists have dashed hopes that a newly-discovered ancient sarcophagus might contain the remains of Alexander the Great, finding instead a mummified family swimming in red liquid
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okay so you don’t want a goth gf you just want a bitch dressed in black
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IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY
I just learned that there are harvest mice that sleep in tulip petals. There is good in the world.
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JEEAAAAALOUSY TURNING SAINTS INTOOOOO THE SEAAAAA SWIMMING THROUGH SICK LULLABIEEEEES CHOKING ON YOUR ALIBIS
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wow this really explains why tiddies feel That Way.
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so. y'all don't wanna eat. vegetables. you wanna eat this. and VEGANS are weird. ok.
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