Facebook outage forces me to confront how utterly pointless all my past tweets were, and how many of them were about The Walking Dead.

Just spent an hour watching @steph_harlowe on YouTube Live. You should all go and watch her videos too - she’s the best True Crimer around!

My husband just walked into our bedroom wearing his fluffy dressing gown, struck a pose and said ‘dat robe life.’

Fellow indie authors! I'm having an issue with Kindle Direct Publishing and they don't provide any contact info for support, just a FAQ page that doesn't help. How do I get in touch with them?

#twd They missed a perfectly good opportunity to call these new antagonists the Walkie Talkies.

#twd turned into Scooby Doo this week. They even had a dog.

#twd death logic: Run through with filthy rebar, then blown up and drowned? No worries! Stabbed while wearing armor? Dead.

Merlin is purring and snoring at the same time. Introducing: the snurr.

Milo jumps up onto my desk while I’m working, pushes my laptop out of the way and then gets mad at ME for disturbing HIM. Fur-turd.

Again, *please* resist the urge to tag authors in negative Instagram comments and posts. I try to look at and respond to the things I’m tagged in because I like chatting with you guys, but this genuinely makes me want to stop looking.

Current state of the @WalkingDead_AMC

I LOVE MAKING STICKY NOUNS

No sadder moment than when the label maker runs out of tape and battery mid-label. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE STICKY NOUNS NOW

Two-word teaser for Elsewhere Faire Book 2: interdimensional kittens. Buy book one here:

Cats are liquids.

While we’re at it, let’s also remove the phrase, ‘little did he/she know,’ from everything.

Let’s all agree to take the phrase ‘maybe... just maybe,’ out of all scripted dialogue.

The new cover! I’m rebranding Rennies as the Elsewhere Faire series - more relatable, and doesn’t sound like antacids.

When you’re trying to catch up on work after a vacation, but all four inside cats want to sit on you.

There are also so many blankets and pillows that I can’t find my husband. He’s in there somewhere.