Greatest day of my life meeting @cwotd at the Eagles game. He was the nicest dude ever. 143 bub. Go Chiefs

Cougars return to action Saturday afternoon Game at home Vs the Lower Merion Aces. Jv is 11:30 and V tips off at 1:00! Let’s Go! 🏀

#WorldSeries

#RIPBenStern proper modulation.

By the way, Good Will Hunting was released in 1997.

I’m like the Will Hunting of useless movie knowledge.

And I also believe I could guess the year of release.

I’m very confident in my ability to guess a movie just by showing me a screenshot of the movie.

https://t.co/k2h0Zuk2pk

I really miss Phillies Graham Slam ice cream.

I really feel crazy because I think Arby’s is great, but everyone I talk to thinks it’s gross.

There’s like five British actors. They were all in Game of Thrones and they’re in every British show I’ve ever watched.

The team that hacked FB today.

I watched a VHS copy of Dirty Work in my brother’s room when I was 9-years-old. I’ve been a @normmacdonald fan ever since. We truly lost a legend today. #RIPNormMacDonald

I regularly see TikToks of the CGI mermaid footage with the caption “only 5% of the ocean has been explored. They’re out there”. (Only they use the wrong “they’re”).

My worldview changed when Animal Planet put out this fake documentary about mermaids and so many people believed it was real that they had to put a warning after every commercial break saying it was fake. And people still believed it.

1. Tony Soprano 2. Don Draper 3. Walter White 4. Frank Underwood 5. Nucky Thompson 6. Dexter Morgan 7. Carrie Mathison

Rank these drama series anti-heroes: Walter White Frank Underwood Carrie Mathison Tony Soprano Nucky Thompson Don Draper Dexter Morgan

🎤 is this thing on?

I’m sorry, I just have a lot of hostility against these people who love The Office so much. Sure I’ve been watching Seinfeld for 20 years but it still holds up! The Office is good but see how they work a marble rye into the plot.