Indiana had 360 yards against Oregon. JMU had 509 yards against Oregon.

If this game was 120 minutes, JMU wins by what? 3 scores? 4 scores?

@DLSmith93 We lost a close one to Navy and you think it means a sun belt school would beat us?

Hmm, what if Karen instead recorded TB, edited her voice down so it seems like he recorded her, and then released it to distance herself considering his trial is up first…

“Last hour brought to you uninterrupted by Rolex” -> cuts to commercial. #RyderCup

Europe has conviction in every putt to tie a hole #RyderCup2025

I'd like to solve the case, Alan. #JusticeForJohnOKeefe #KarenReadTrial #KarenRead

Me in a random cod lobby:

MSNBC saying the economy is great and then showing a voter chart with economic hardship being the #1 issue concerning Americans is hilarious.

Freddie Freeman in October

DCU needs to fire everyone named Todd and hire every MCU director. Problem solved. #JokerFolieADeaux

Did Yas screw Rob over? Or was one of her marriage conditions for Henry to fund Rob so he could move to the US and start a new life? #INDUSTRY

My NYC grocery store decided to upgrade the self-serve coffee to a service counter. Ordered a small iced coffee today, $6.50. Am I in a Seinfeld episode?

Crazy how Matt Tuner, who had foot skill issues that were very apparent in the last World Cup, has not seemed to work on that at all for the last two years. #USMNT

Max Homa and Tiger Woods on the tee with Jason Day #Masters2024

my fear of being cringe on linkedin will leave me unemployed

Huge fan of Shane Gillis but that was a poor monologue. The new material wasn’t good and the old material was tough to watch. Call it like it is.

If the majority of men dressed like this, things would be much better. It would shock us how many things could change. Our world is very dark now, men are very low. They don't need to be. It doesn't have to be like this. Aesthetics can change the trajectory of our world.

Every website now: "to make sure it's you who entered the correct password, we've emailed you a code"

In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.