Imka Webb
@imkawebb
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I write stories and stuff.
South Africa
Joined March 2010
It looks so pleased with itself!.
Cymothoa Exigua - A type of parasite that enters fish's gills, eats their tongue and then replaces it
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Honestly just want to buy a house so I can paint the ceilings đ„°.
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People of Twitter, please help! What can I buy a beautiful blind baby (9 months old) for Christmas? I have a few musical instruments, but not sure what else I can get her?.
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My 5 y/o says âoopsidentallyâ instead of accidentally and I curse the one who will ever correct her and change her!.
Itâs kinda devastating the way kids grow out of their cute-but-incorrect word pronunciations and the adults in their life are left using them instead. My mom and aunt still sometimes call ballerinas âwallowinasâ because thatâs how I pronounced it in like 1998.
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RT @theereal_one: Stop forcing yo children to eat food they donât like. You too donât eat food you donât like. I will never forget the nigâŠ.
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Cackling!!!.
This âunfortunately I did not make the 2024 Olympic teamâ trend has my CRYING. đđđ1/10
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5 y/o: How do you spell Chloe?.Me: C H L O E.5 y/o: How do you know that?.Me: Iâm clever. 5 y/o: No, I donât think itâs that.
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Me to 5 y/o: We have to set the table nicely for Ouma and Oupa. 5: If you want to be fancy, we need a fancy house. Me: You donât think our house is fancy?.5: Well, I donât see a princess, so, uh, NO.
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RT @Benign_Overlord: If your toddler isn't meeting these milestones, you need to be worried. 6 months - Responds to own name. 12 months - uâŠ.
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