willie.
@illwillie_
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let’s normalize doing what the fuck you wanna do lmfaoooo.
Can we normalize going to college at ages after 23?.
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my alien not understanding why i’m crying after it eats my dog.
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i’ll fuck around and fart and fuck up the whole vibe. don’t invite me out if you gon do this.
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oh you nasty bitch.
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nigga just entered the Quantum Realm.
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damn ain’t nothing else to do that night?.
If you had to choose a comedy special to attend which one would you go to??
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dawg i’m really the sperm that made it. that’s wild as hell.
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oh for the love of God.
Coronavirus is a Gemini or Taurus.
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everybody in the theater:
when i go to see creed 3 im bringing my rose.
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i’m not gon lie to you, this the wildest shit i ever seen. you done killed somebody before haven’t you?.
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“all herpes aside” is an insane sentence starter.
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godDAMN nigga ain’t nobody gon take it from you.
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that’s crazy he got the butter built in already.
Super rare yellow lobsters occur about once in 30 million lobsters🦞💛 This one was released back to the wild.
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Our ancestors was really slaves yo. & we deadass only missed that shit by a couple generations
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“i do braces” is a fucking insane sentence if you’re not a dentist.
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He was tryna kill her what the hell is wrong with yall lmao
Killmonger: *chokes lady* “When I tell you to do something, I mean that shit!”. Me:
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unpopular opinion: Hancock was a solid movie.
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*pops out in a relationship*. mfs who played games: damn that’s crazy. me:.
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thought you was lettin that coochie breathe, word to sexyy red.
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he rode through the middle with that big booty ass bike, he wrong as hell.
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if everybody washed what they used, wouldn’t be no fuckin dishes.
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i wouldnt invite a single mf out with me and my lady anyway. we doing relationship ass shit, i’m not gon make you sit through that 💀.
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who in the fuckin fuck are you supposed to be? don’t nobody care about your respect, dweeb.
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I SAID TURNEMLOOSE NIE.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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now y’all sitting in the front seat mad cuz i ripped ass. ain’t nobody tell y’all to 1) invite me and 2) start making amateur porn. blame yourselves
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if i bite into a pizza and it’s some beans in that bitch, everybody ass is grass.
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if the fart wouldn’t fuck up your vibe and you would continue to let your friend sit through that, you’re a terrible person and i hope you step on legos on a monday morning.
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you don’t respect your significant other if you call them a bitch.
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and even if he willingly got in the water my point still stands. mfs get to playing entirely too damn much and start throwing people in and it’s all fun and games until some shit like this happens.
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if you throw me in, you better hope i drown honestly cuz everybody getting work when i get out.
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i get mad every time this topic comes on the TL cuz i don’t understand why y’all niggas feel the need to do it. why you touching somebody who ain’t say you could touch them?.
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dating these women on here sounds like pure hell. nigga get up and go to work every damn day and gotta hear about why he not a man cuz he wanna pay somebody to do some shit they get paid to do lmfaooo.
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nah but i hope everything works out.
Fuck sex can you stick around and not give up on me while I fix myself….
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lmfaoooo that’s why that “POC” shit is a dub. they don’t fuck with us like that.
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i keep telling y’all you gon catch a woman that’s gon say “bet hold on” now 15 minutes later uncles, cousins, brothers and some mo shit shooting the pool party up.
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“what did he actually do to hurt black people?” man im not even finna entertain that lmfaooo.
Seriously. Stop engaging with people asking how Trump is a racist or anything else. They aren’t asking in good faith.
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boy let me get my ass in the gym, this was some unnecessary necessary ass shit to say.
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if you want/need to go to school after 23, do that shit. fuck what people think. you getting the same education they got whenever they went.
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me making sure the virus ain’t outside my door before i go to work in the morning.
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Queen Elizabeth in hell listening to Dr. Sebi tell her she could’ve lived another 96 years if she rubbed some monkey piss on her elbows
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They would’ve just had to kill me. That southern heat is no fucking joke and I’m not finna fuck up my back and hands picking cotton.
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. say you’re sorry?.
What’s a good NONE SEXUAL way to apologize to a man?!.
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Probably would’ve died from starvation. Fuck I look like eating chitlins?.
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i never said this young brother died from being thrown into the pool. what i’m saying is that a lot of people play around at pool parties and you don’t know whether folks can swim or not and this can be the results. bless up.
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so i saw the last one and there’s only one explanation:. she’s white too.
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“i remember you was conflicted”.
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boy what the fuck is you talking about.
A woman should never say to a man: “I’m proud of you”. It removes something from you as a man.
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“DONT KNOW WHY I CAME, in this club wit you giiiirlll”.
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the how wouldn’t even matter cuz everybody there would be dead and gone.
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Randy Orton tweeting black lives matter and T.I. saying stop protesting. idk what the fuck going on anymore.
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niggas will be at a pool party. see fine ass women all around them. taking in the scenery. yeah this is nice. then their stupid ass brains will say “throw them hoes in the pool, they gon love that.”. and their stupid ass bodies will comply.
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if i ever do this just know i’m on crack and so is the woman whose name i’m getting tatted.
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last and most importantly, R.I.P. to this brother man, this is tragic.
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damn so just fuck Willard huh? the fuck going on in that house.
Will Smith has been through it with Jada. Willow once wrote a letter to Tupac asking asking him to come back. "Can you please come back so me and mommy can be happy" 😫😫😫😭😭😭😭
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when you known her for 2.5 days and she text you “idk how my rent gon get paid 😩”
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i just for once wanna be in the right place at the right time.
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if you pouring four loko like minute maid out the carton you don’t give a fuck about life.
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y’all can suck my dick if you think imma delete this cuz you wanna act like you can’t read though.
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you gotta tell your trainer to throw a gun in the ring if you get disrespected like this.
Is Tyson Fury trying to lick the blood off the neck of Deontay Wilder 😂😂😂😂 . #WilderFury2 .
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y’all exes be living rent free in y’all head.
When Jhenè Aiko said “ i just seen your new bitch, it boost my self-esteem” that shit hit cus how u go from me to that🤣.
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if you don’t get out of her kangarussy.
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