If my flight gets cancelled bc of this on Sunday that groundhog is going in my damn crock pot

when i joke about my lore but then i remember

I’ve just learned that Isaiah Zagar, the man behind Philadelphia’s Magic Gardens, has passed away at the age of 86 Zagar’s work can be seen on over 200 public walls and buildings in Philadelphia

I’m going to fucking strangle that groundhog with my bare hands

queer erasure

.philadelphia

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Actually giddy at the fact that I’m wearing a light jacket outside right now and it’s warm enough that I’m considering taking it off

this image is my religion I am not joking

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If you're single on Valentine's Day it's cuz you're ugly. Don't ever forget that. If you looked better you would have the person you want

i’m never deleting the citizen app

what the entire day feels like when you have plans at 5pm

“i’m afraid to double text” baby that could never be me. this is how i roll

citizen app notifying me that a car is blocking a fire hydrant 2.0 miles away

when you start to feel good for any reason

i love humanity so much that i love public transit even when it's dirty and late and crowded. when the baddie next to me and i start nodding our heads to our music and smiling to ourselves simultaneously that's what life's all about

I don’t want ai! I want intentionally bad Photoshop!

Which one of you sick fucks is getting coffee from Geno’s

Lady Gaga singing with Bad Bunny and Jigglypuff on the same night