if I win the @infinex millionaire draw I will get ‘Infinex’ tattooed on me in Comic Sans on any body part that @kaiynne chooses bookmark this post

as the world’s leading consumer of Zyns I will gladly admit this as an eternal truth

all quiet on the frontal lobe

this post gets funnier each day that pumpfun maintains radio silence on its plans for an airdrop (122 days and counting)

OpenAI IPO = consensus eternal top on AI

yeah the wealth of publicly available information about Tether's overcapitalization in gold & bitcoin is definitely a black swan you're right bro, you called it the thousands of freakishly intelligent, well-paid quants that live to profit off this information all missed it

lmao first pull was the insta $10k ggs @infinex

I've got a couple of crates to open @infinex

shot my shot too early on the SOL short can devs do soMetHing?

Hmmmm not great

man the leaderboard (public release in a few hours) for Synthetix S2 is looking pretty gud so far the king of the NEETs - @blockchaingod69 - is off to a very good start

have unfinished business with the 100km distance

bros I went out for a little run on friday and forgot to check the shitter I jammed my entire MON airdrop into now worth $112 (should've bought Moncock) thank you Monad ecosystem for perfectly replicating the SOL experience of getting PVP'd to death on a new pair 🙏🙏🙏

holy shit I’m going to remember everything forever

gm fellow internet coin enjoyoors very cool news, I'm now head of growth at @synthetix we're doing some v fun stuff atm: perps on Ethereum Mainnet + another trading comp with a $1M+ prize pool if you'd like to trade perps as God intended (on Ethereum) or if you'd prefer to

“Ai is replacing us” I’d love to see ai smoke a whole pack in a day

market so boring we have reverted to Tether truthing

oh?