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Typo laden skateboard blogger, occasional bartender, chilaquiles enthusiast, and Sabres beat reporter reply guy. He/him

New York, NY
Joined November 2008
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
4 years
Imagine finishing a night sesh by hitting somebody else’s joint, ending up way too high, and ducking into Rudy’s to try to settle your brain. You do all the “too stoned at a bar” things like saying you’re great when they ask your order. Then Donald Fagen writes a song about it.
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
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@quartersnacks
Quartersnacks
2 days
The return of Versace Plug, an array of end of summer Tompkins edits, pool coping made from melted down trucks + more on Monday Links on a Tuesday [Labor Day, Glory Challenge, et al.] on QS:
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
2 days
I would like to apologize to the people at Lake Welch beach this weekend, whose days were ruined. I want to a few things clear to the lifeguards though: . -Gangrene is NOT transmissible from human to human.-The two shiners and knee contusion on my right leg are NOT gangrene.
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
3 days
Everybody’s got jokes about the idea of a water sommelier, until the tap water ends up tasting vaguely like dirt.
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
5 days
This is all too good to be true, but imagine if his boy, that ghoul McConnell, somehow ends up living longer. He’d be rolling over in his grave before they could put him in the ground.
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
5 days
That Limo dunk promo clip is AI, right?.
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
6 days
💥.
@funkflex
Funk Flex !!!!!
6 days
THIS MONDAY LABOR DAY SEPTEMBER 1ST WITH BE MY LAST SHOW ON HOT97 AT 7PM! ALL THINGS COME TO AN END! END OF AN ERA THAT I ENJOYED VERY MUCH! I SUPER ENJOYED IT ALL! I WILL MAKE THE LAST SHOW A GREAT ONE! APPRECIATE EVERYONE WHO HAS SUPPORTED ME OVER THE YEARS!.
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
7 days
This summer was the three year anniversary of me getting out from behind a bar, I celebrated last night with a service bar nightmare.
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
9 days
It brings me no joy to report that I’m maybe becoming a Wheelbase Guy.
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
12 days
Adams versus Cuomo is watching two archetypes of morally bankrupt New York Politics-type of guys race to the bottom of the barrel. It’s incredible and horrifying to see.
@katie_honan
katie honan
12 days
The mayor clarified the whistles are for female reporters who may have to interview @andrewcuomo, who was accused by multiple women of sexual misconduct (The mayor has also been accused of sexual assault. .
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
14 days
When will the “Nice to meet you, I’m an artist” guy get a wheel though. Who’s gonna turn him pro?.
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
15 days
🗣️the skate shop🗣️.
@cnkerr
roCKy
15 days
It's hard to imagine how we get there, but we should work towards creating a skateboarding culture that doesn't depend on the internet.
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
20 days
First it was music videos that came for skaters, then it was the big footwear brands, followed by big fashion. Now the bloggers are appropriating our culture (using a skateboard to help ignore feelings of disappointment, frustration, or self-doubt instead of working through them).
@dirtyverse
Dirt
20 days
I don't need a Pynchon galley I have a tech deck.
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
20 days
9am skatepark sartorial update
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
20 days
Ethel’s 50 here, and there is a non-zero chance that LDR ends up wearing a confederate flag in the future
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@NYMag
New York Magazine
20 days
Lana Del Rey appears to have dropped her first diss track, and it may be directed at Ethel Cain (née Hayden Anhedönia). What are these prairie-dress aficionadas fighting about?
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
21 days
Shoutout to Moms, shoutout to Buffalo, go Bills, no goal, blue cheese (not bleu) over ranch dressing, etc.
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
21 days
As a former shop dude, being informed that this shirt is “inappropriate to wear around the house” is a real bummer.
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
22 days
The future of New York City politics looks brighter than it has in years
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@OsseChi
Chi Ossé
23 days
GM Brooklyn
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
23 days
Thanks for letting us help out with the harvest dogg
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@ibrowning
Ian Browning
23 days
Yo do gotta hand it to South Philadelphia.
@PotCzach
Zach Harris
23 days
today is Monday but in my head it is still Saturday and I’m still eating delicious barbacoa tacos with @ibrowning and @cnkerr
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