christina parrish
@ibesuper
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2 cheeseburger combo / large / fanta
Austin
Joined August 2011
The state of the economy and how we’re going into a recession can only be described in one word: adorable
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I just wanna apologize to the people I called old at 35 when I was 18
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trump: I’m making the hunger games real obama: i enjoyed this song about lesbian sex this year
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though, let it be stated clearly: NO CATS HAVE BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED WITH J. EPSTEIN.
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The customer service lady at my bank talked so sensual I felt like I owed more money
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If I was on love island I’d be asking so many clarifying questions
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“Yeah a little thing about me is that I’ve written 17 books” Recruiter: ….
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Yeah if youve heard about Ozempic then you’re gonna love how skinny you can get experiencing abject poverty
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