Ian Dickinson
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What a cunt. A prize cunt. And if you're offended by my calling this cunt a cunt then kindly unfollow me.
Joaquin Phoenix is really out here at the
#Oscars
lecturing us about how we oppress cows for their milk
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I'll be fucked if I'm taking 270 cows home to milk them.
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Dear vegans this is what it looks like before we bleach it (you lieing gormless knobs)
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I've kept this secret for 2 months now and you don't know how hard it has been to keep quiet.
I'm sure if she had a high profile social media account you'd all rush to congratulate Lucy on winning this year's Farmers Weekly Farmer's Apprentice competition.
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The lass on the wireless has hit the nail on the head; children less than 2 years old should be at home being parented, not fobbed off on expensive nurseries.
Don't want to look after your kids? Don't have them then.
Can't afford to have kids?
Don't have them then.
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If any of you are looking for a reason why devolution is a bad idea, I can give you two;
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Some little shit in McDonald's has just half turned to me and complained about the smell of cowshit. Do I lamp the fucker?
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This is one of my favourite pics. It encapsulates so much about the things that mean something to me. Yesterday a few people took the piss out of it and there were a few unfollowings. Some things are sacrosanct.
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The mechanic who fixes my van is a woman.
My barber is a woman.
My ophthalmologist is a woman.
The best driver I know is a woman.
The best calf rearer I know is a woman.
The best PM since Churchill was a woman.
The best monarch we've ever had is a woman.
#InternationalWomensDay
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My dad always said that farmers wouldn't be appreciated by society again until there was another world war.
It's sad that he may be proven right.
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You'll all remember seeing this video, I'm sure...
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My mother is 78 today. She spent the day at work. Tomorrow should be her day off but she's covering for someone in the afternoon. All summer she's worked longer shifts to help cover for a colleague who's been off with cancer.
I hope in 30 year's time I have her zest and drive.
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Best picture on twitter?
It's deffo in the top ten.
Home. Today is a Fell day. I'm up on my beloved Howgill's treading a familiar path. My company is that of Shadow, sheep and swifts that whirl then twirl about the folds of gentle fells. Warm winds blow that tangle hair. Saturday a day for solitude and silence.
@NFUCountryside
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Some chap on one of the new Defender groups on Facebook has just collected his new Ninety Hard Top.
😍😍😍
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It's 20 years ago today that the first case of Foot and Mouth disease was identified in the 2001 outbreak.
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I'm tired of the misuse of the word "sustainable" by the environmental lobby.
The elephant in the room, human population growth, is the most unsustainable aspect of life on our planet.
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Before you start knocking McDonald's, Costa et al, and by inference their customers, just remember how much British farm produce they buy.
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18 years ago today since the first cases of Foot-and-Mouth in the 2001 outbreak were discovered.
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Anybody else interested in finding a nice island somewhere and leading a simple quiet life away from the madness of veganism, multiple genders, Remoaners and all the general bullshit that's doing my head in..?
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I think it's time to ban the sale of disposable barbecues and to make the use of barbecues outside a domestic premises illegal.
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We've been TB testing today; the vet was a Spaniard and tbh she was nothing short of amazing, even better than the Sicilian chap we had last time; what she lacked in stature she made up for in effort and energy. She made an awful job a lot more pleasant.
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Farmers need to realise that the only people who care about farming are farmers and perhaps some of the people who rely on them financially. To consumers you're less important than the people who make Audis and iPhones.
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Does anyone else look at the state of things currently and think
"how the fuck did we end up in this mess"?
Or is it just me?
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Still the best pic on twitter.
Home. Today is a Fell day. I'm up on my beloved Howgill's treading a familiar path. My company is that of Shadow, sheep and swifts that whirl then twirl about the folds of gentle fells. Warm winds blow that tangle hair. Saturday a day for solitude and silence.
@NFUCountryside
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During the FMD debacle of 2001, I had to have 2 officially-signed licences in order to be legally able to move from my home to my place of work. For a disease humans can't catch.
With coronavirus, people have traversed the globe as they pleased. It's a fucking disgrace.
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Splendid.
Farmers have positioned their tractors to form a guard of honour for the late Queen Elizabeth II as she passes through Aberdeenshire on her way to Edinburgh.
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TB test passed. Great teamwork, cows and youngstock behaved impeccably despite the upset. 👍💪
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RT to your heart's content.
It says it all.
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I've just watched the first few minutes of Countryfile.
It is absolute shite.
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A 15 minute segment of television can obviously not cover 67 million people's individual circumstances, questions and demands, so...
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After a few complications and another trip to theatre, the youth has made it out of the HDU onto a ward.
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Not strictly true. That's the very edge of the YDNP, so you're hardly travelling "through" the Dales. You're in Cumbria, previously Westmorland, and the people who created Britain's wonderful National Parks are the people who live and work in them, not Labour politicians.
Going through the breathtaking Yorkshire Dales on my way to Scotland for a weekend of campaigning.
We have the transformative Labour government of 1945 to thank for creating our beautiful national parks.
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More of this climate crisis bollocks. Look at the green bits; that's grass and trees and hedges. The brown bits are the cereals and they're that colour every fucking year in August.
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The BBC should have a "journalist" with some guts, impartiality, who doesn't burst into tears and pull faces, and doesn't over-sentionalise the subject. The BBC are guilty of the poorest standards of documentary making.
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Rivers so polluted by farming that,
Oh hang on...
Crystal clear and you can see the fish.
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My little great nephew is having surgery in the morning to hopefully correct the hole in his heart.
🤞for him.
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Some bad news this evening; one of my favourite aunts passed away. It wasn't a particular surprise and she was into her 90s, but when the old folk start to go you tend to reflect on things.
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This chap managed to dye his sheep to match his own hair, which I thought was rather good.
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What a cunt.
Actor Joaquin Phoenix has urged people to think about what they eat as he blames the meat and dairy industry for climate change.
Read today's top stories here:
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This cow wants me to inseminate her later. She's jumped on me twice.
In fact *she* has tried to rape *me*
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If you work on a farm (and I mean work, not sit on a tractor or sit in an office) you don't need a gym.
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I've made a very hard decision today and after this afternoon's milking I won't be milking any more cows this year.
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I pity militant vegans. They'll never understand the wonderful relationship between stockpeople and livestock.
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RT this until it's the only thing you see on twitter. Save the pic and anytime anyone tells you they've modified their diet to "help the environment" show it to them then give them a good slap to waken them up.
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Just a reminder that British farmers don't just produce food, they give us National Parks & UNESCO World Heritage Sites too.
#Farm24
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I've just seen an old chap walking up Market Street, using one of them wheeled zimmer frames, medals pinned to his chest.
We really don't realise how fortunate we are, do we?
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A sad day here, my old mate died suddenly overnight. I'll miss her, she was a kind lass. RIP.
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One thing that we may actually realise from this is the number of people who are perfectly able to "work from home". Might need tax changes to encourage, but fewer cars on the road, fewer office buildings and overheads? Sounds perfect to me.
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A youth helps me on weekends; from a farming family but with no experience of milking. His attitude & skill never fails to impress; quiet yet confident, always anticipating the next task & having a maturity that can shame people 3 times his age.
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William chose wisely. Pure class and of course we wish her all the best.
A message from Catherine, The Princess of Wales
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My youngest brother has spent the last week on a covid ward in Central London. He's 41 and is a policeman. Didn't get to need ventilating but he's still on oxygen. They're talking about discharding him but he'll still need the oxygen.
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The Queen's walking stick was made by a chap in Ulverston called Dennis Wall.
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I think we have to ask ourselves why farmers are such a soft target when it comes to the myriad of groups out there that criticise and condemn them.
Farmers produce food; they are essential to our society. Perhaps farmers aren't much good at standing up for themselves?
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This is provenance. This is buying local. This is buying British, supporting farmers who manage the world's finest, most famous landscapes.
Three native breeds. 🐑🐑🐑Three unique tweeds. New cloth coming soon. Spring 2019 & New Website. Come to Shacklabank Farm and learn all about the sheep, wool, yarn and tweed. Traditional “one woman” hill farm. Book a tour. Visit the Wool Shed. Walk the land.
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Tell Greta to send some of that Global Warming over because I'm about fucking frozen.
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No fucker is going to have roast banana for Sunday dinner though, are they you daft tit.
In trying to reduce the impact of our diets, we tend massively to over-emphasise
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Nurses, train drivers, postmen, ambulance drivers etc. If your job isn't paying enough or you don't like the sick pay/pension/holiday/working hours, you're welcome to look for another job.
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I've said it before but I'm constantly impressed by my weekend helper. Genuinely one of the best people I've ever worked with. I told him there was a new heifer among all the other new heifers; he spotted her and got her into the parlour unaided. The makings of an epic stockman.
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Do you know what the most important story of the day is?
No, not the ginger fuckwit and his dominatrix, but the fact that folk in care homes can have visitors now. 12 months since many of them have been able to hold their loved one's hand.
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This is what a real Royal Duchess looks like. Anything else is a con.
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I believe I'm observant and intelligent enough to say quite openly that the majority of dairy cows show few if any signs of trauma on being separated from their calves.
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This little lady was coming backwards when I arrived at work this morning. Her back legs had been sticking out a while so I wasn't sure she'd still be alive, but hey presto here she is.
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Just learnt that as the cows were being brought across the road for milking yesterday, the local cycling club decided they weren't waiting, jumped over the gate & pushed thru the cows, send them back up the track.
Cyclists are a fucking menace.
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Anyone else get the impression that every single fucker in the House of Commons and the House of Lords doesn't really give a shit about representating the needs and wishes of the ordinary folk who pay their wages?
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George Monbiot, on
@BBCRadio2
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@BBC
why do you allow this man to promote his silly agenda?
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Five years since Dad passed away.
Maybe he's in a much better place because I doubt he'd be able to make much sense of the bollocks we have to contend with these days.
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Maybe you shouldn't have favourites, but I think if you don't, you're not doing this job properly.
Edith is coming to the end of her time here; her legacy will be 100+ tonnes of milk in the tank.
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You know those daft looking boxes on the side of new Defenders?
Well this is what they are for.
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A sad day here, we said goodbye to Novella, one of the most remarkable cows I've ever known.
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Some fuckwit in the village set off a Chinese lantern for the 8pm clap. Needless say I shouted my disapproval. The fellsides are tinder dry atm.
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Well, I've bought a couple of tickets for the Royal Highland Show in June next year. There might be any number of reasons why I won't be able to go, or why I might not want to go nearer the time, but for now it's something to look forward to, and I desperately need that.
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Here's the reason I never smile in photos...
I look like a maniac 🤣
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