i’m about to go get his mama! 😂😂😂

My grandmothers stayed, so I can RUN 🏃🏽‍♀️💨

Ain’t shit funny, that was an opportunity to correct him.

I’ll never tell yall when life is kicking my ass….but there will be signs🥴

I giggle before I get confrontational

Deviled eggs

I feel like a new woman after getting my nails and toes done

im the #right but #wrong person to fw, im just bein #honest

I love when a man is funny

“Girls mature faster” No — girls get punished earlier, blamed earlier, sexualized earlier, and expected to cope earlier.

I’m about to change the world. Cause I’m tied and I can’t live like dis wit y’all .. y’all irritating me.

We all ugly to somebody

I always say that if someone cares enough to tell you about the things that bother them there’s still a chance but when they stop, you’ve lost them. & this goes for family, friends, partners. You cant keep disappointing someone and expect things to remain the same.

Chicago uber drivers built diff. Some Ubers accept the trip knowing they ain’t coming to get you. hope you cancel & they get a fee. Most hold on for 5 or 10 mins before giving up but Ahmad held on for 45 MINS! Respect You lost today, but you gonna be a great scammer one day.

anyone else smile at old people just to show ur one of the good ones?

Most ppl will jump ship the moment you're going through a crisis and you will realize they didn't love YOU, but what you could do for them. Suddenly they need to "protect their peace" and your problems are an inconvenience for them. Fake ones always reveal themselves. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Definitely adding this to my buckets list 😂… Where can i do this ? Do i have to be sober ?

Tattooed women taste better 🫡

I love when my house is clean and smells amazing.

How I see my girl in a room full of 10s.