Beth McKenzie
@iambethmckenzie
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tell ur cat i said pspsps
my tummy hurts
Joined July 2021
a small milestone but a quarter of a million eeee how cool thanks for listening & sorry for the ensuing mental breakdowns :))
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hahaha yeah and donald trump isn’t a pervert
Reform UK will save £25bn and put British citizens first.
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my local tube station is closed. might just go home tbh.
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right if this is the case please can an editor make an edit to dtmb
@iambethmckenzie basically donald trump was living don’t tell my boyfriend
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wait so donald trump is bi now?? someone fill me in on the lore pls i’ve been off the internet for two days
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also is now a good time to tell you i was in hospital up until five days before the wishful thinking tour HAHAHAHAHA
omg one year ago today i released my ep !!! crazy to think i’ve released pretty much fuck all since then but in my defence i was institutionalised for most of this year
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omg one year ago today i released my ep !!! crazy to think i’ve released pretty much fuck all since then but in my defence i was institutionalised for most of this year
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everytime i need motivation i remind myself that i have no education so if i wanted to get a real job i literally couldn’t. works quite well tbh. am on top of my to do list.
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people who only follow me on instagram and not twitter don’t know that i just made that zurich post from my toilet while my bowel is expelling the devil
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i cannot make promises but i can gather market research so go ahead…
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just remembered i have free will & now im messaging my label exec about an idea i have will keep u updated x
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right i’m actually just at a new level of tired for no reason i literally have slept 10 hours 4 nights in a row i should be alive
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just posted a cover of hiam on my spam tiktok hope u like
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I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS UR PUSSY PALACE PUSSY PALACE PUSSY PALACE PUSSY PALACE
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just saw a comment that was like ‘i wish X opened the hiam tour instead’ yeah well i wish i had bigger tits but here we are
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