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in college, this same friend once tipped a bartender $1 after ordering like 4 cocktails
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I once got ramen w/ friends after a big event & the restaurant was PACKED. there was literally one woman serving tables. busting her ass. one friend said she’d pay & we could venmo her. I told her to tip really well. I looked at the bill & screamed at her for tipping <20%.
It’s so embarrassing going out with people who are bad tippers
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my dad just called and said there was a big book on a table in our house before we bought it called “cosmos” (but not Sagan) and that’s what he wants for his birthday so I looked at the zillow pics and figured out which book it was and ordered it for him
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getting up before 6am and starting a giant pot of bone broth to cope with the scariest sunday of the year
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when you spend 40 minutes in home goods getting really mad that everything is overpriced garbage and leave without buying anything that means you win
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the baby is the deliverable
meeting with andrea today to project plan the baby
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I just heard brooks press like 9 microwave buttons tf is he cooking?
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I love the jewel-osco app. the jewel-osco app is my best friend
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