Ryzo
@iRyzo
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Although of course, you end up becoming yourself.
Joined June 2009
Felt a bit aimless this year so I’m bringing back my Movie/Music/Reading threads for 2026. As always, Movie, Album and Book recs are most welcome.
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I’m no lover of Taylor Swift but that remix of Everybody [Backstreet Boys] and Elizabeth Taylor [Taylor Swift] is an absolute ear worm.
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Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos? Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water
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I’ve been saving funny replies from the guys in the group chat for about a year in a google drive called “The Archive” for Christmas I gave all the lads access. The response? “Can’t believe we got the Epstein Files before The Archive”
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These 23 year old fitness influencers who “quit drinking” are frauds. Ma’am. You barely even started. You didn’t even give drinking a chance. You didn’t quit. You never started. Stolen valor.
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A yearly highlight
Merry Christmas you filthy animals. The RTB Shit Christmas Presents Awards 2025 are officially OPEN. Show me the absolute fucking shite Santa (your nan) has dumped under your tree 🎅🎁🎄
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had ten years of big pub christmas eves and the trick is, just don’t be hungover the next day. simply resist. have cheekiness in your heart and a buck’s fizz in hand and there’s nothing you can’t delay until the 26th
Guys. The Christmas Eve at the pub thing. I genuinely can't understand it. I grew up in a strict household and I would never have been allowed to get away with that so I've never done it but on a practical level, you're then majorly hungover/ sleep deprived on Xmas day?
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One year I will not pull off the top layer of skin on my lip while biting off sellotape. It will not be this year.
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I don’t believe in fruit in dessert, so homemade caramel and crushed malteasers will be my topping
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Reminder that anyone asking for more than a tenner for a pavlova is scamming you
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He’s becoming too powerful.
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Feel ya bro
Leo is a very old man now. He will be 31 years old next month. Sometimes it is too cold for him, but almost every he gets up from his winter bed, and goes out for a walk. #LoveOurLeo
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