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@iPilko

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@iPilko
Ian
4 months
I'm going to subtweet myself "If I told you, you wouldn't believe me" ain't life fcked.
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@iPilko
Ian
4 days
Heading home in tears from the absolute disaster of an evening. Worst accessibility cumulative personal experience anywhere in the world.
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@iPilko
Ian
14 days
You know you've online shopped hard, when Startrack send you a truck with a powered tailgate and the truck reverses in!.
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@iPilko
Ian
19 days
I'm trying to find a new #GP in the North Eastern Suburbs of #Adelaide I'm a disability support pensioner with a unique history/case mix. Multiple doctors/specialists say I'm a career standout patient (probably not a good thing) The cost to "interview" to check compatibility. .
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@iPilko
Ian
20 days
Standards seem to slip on @abcnews #adelaide think that’s meant to read “focus on care” ping @ABCmediawatch
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@iPilko
Ian
24 days
Only ever had HFC/FTTN @NBN_Australia until a few days ago when I upgraded to "full fibre" #FTTP the low latency of fibre is amazing, the additional speed to handy, but the responsive of #EVERYTHING# is impressive. Finally giving my full @Ubiquiti #UNIFI #UDMPRO a solid workout!.
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@iPilko
Ian
30 days
It's #FullFibre @NBN_Australia #NBN install day today here in #Adelaide (upgrade from #VDSL #FTTN) I couldn't find the measurements for the internal NBN Connection Box, so here they are as of July 7th 2025. (I had a licensed contractor prewire my own internal cable path.
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@iPilko
Ian
1 month
Octogenarian was self employed for decades as a FCPA (tax accountant) and also a financial planner and an avid reader. The start of the new financial year always brought in new changes. The start of a new financial year hits differently since his passing.
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@iPilko
Ian
2 months
How on earth am I so time poor?.
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@iPilko
Ian
2 months
Ian why don't you get out more!. "It just took 3 days to book tickets through a broken system, everyone else can buy online in seconds". I don't have the energy to complain. .
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@iPilko
Ian
2 months
Had someone recently mention in relation to personal energy/capacity “I’m running on fumes” my only thought of what comes next? I’m not running on fumes I’m looonnnggggg past that!.
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@iPilko
Ian
2 months
Took a decent tumble in the early hours of yesterday morning, I've got to find a better way of falling if that's what I'm going to keep doing. I can't sit right now due to pain, it's a pain in the arse! (literally!).
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@iPilko
Ian
2 months
At @bunnings not exactly easy to get an ironing board down.
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@iPilko
Ian
2 months
Welp, just had my first fall at new house. I seem to be ok*. But let’s see what daylight brings….
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@iPilko
Ian
2 months
No coffee no gassy right @GongGasGirl @maffygirl happy Friday!
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@iPilko
Ian
3 months
Heard a decent car crash Monday morning (didn't see it) being "hard coded" to help, my training kicked in, everyone walked away, but all the drivers weren't in the headspace to do the practical things at the start, so I assisted by getting all 3 emergency services to scene.
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@iPilko
Ian
3 months
Couldn't sleep so at 05:30 this morning headed over to my old house to sort out somethings. Turns out I was needed, decent 3 car crash right on the cnr, I was first on scene and because I was a St John Cadet & occupational first aid experience I have scene mgt experience, 1/.
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@iPilko
Ian
3 months
I’ve gone full pen geek, haven’t I?!
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@iPilko
Ian
3 months
Definitely don’t tell @maffygirl about these @Haighs1915 picnic treat bags @urethroplasty did someone say happy anniversary?
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@iPilko
Ian
3 months
the scene prior to emergency services arriving. No one was transported, but lots of car damage. 3/3.
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@iPilko
Ian
3 months
No panic, not even any adrenaline, calm approach with first aid kit in hand, primary survey, call to 000, to get all three emergency services on scene and help co-ordinate a bit of chaos as the three walking wooded drivers needed some guidance to focus as I stabilised 2/.
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@iPilko
Ian
3 months
Couldn't sleep so at 05:30 this morning headed over to my old house to sort out somethings. Turns out I was needed, decent 3 car crash right on the cnr, I was first on scene and because I was a St John Cadet & occupational first aid experience I have scene mgt experience, 1/.
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