Me watching Bake Off without the joy of Nelly #GBBO

Claudia having to wear a colour other than black #strickly

Of all the songs from Demon Hunter they choose this one?? #Strictly

Singer trying to reach the high note of Sweet Child o Mine there #strictly

I see that Come and See still hasn't been chosen for Movie Week - shame #strictly

My partner pronounces pain au chocolat as pan-o-shocko-lard. I may leave them.

Watching LOTR with ads Is diabolical

Hey Siri; How should all golf broadcasts begin?

Such a dull episode so far #totp

Tom Daylee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #CelebrityTraitors

Claudia loving closing that lid #CelebrityTraitors

Claudia coming and killing the mood 🤣🤣 #CelebrityTraitors

Jonathan Ross coming dressed as Fred Flintsrone #traitors

An Everton fan celebrating his wedding anniversary in Las Vegas asked the open top bus driver to play Z-cars as they drove down the strip… Brilliant! 👏🤣 https://t.co/mOQopdHauT

I appeared on University Challenge years ago. I didn't actually attend the university in question. I used to take short cuts through the campus and saw the notice for the try outs. Went along for a laugh and made the team. No one ever checked if I was actually a student there.

Why he is obsessed with roads when he wants a similar vibe to Greenwich and Richmond - just change the windows to dampen the noise #locationlocationlocation

What these flats should be telling the two women is that they need to move out of London and commute - so much more bang for their buck #locationlocationlocation

Give this guy Blenheim Palace and he would still moan #locationlocationlocation

Nearly half a million for a box and a shared garden - sheesh! #locationlocationlocation #c4location

Prue saying there is a little too much booze #GBBO

Tom, your colour is peng #gbbo