when a supervillain tries to look relatable.

RT @gossipbabies: Indie Brat gays coming out against Big Brat post the Kamalification of the Brat economy.

dear media please stop trying to explain brat you’re ruining it!!.

the dog has started to act like we’re rivals for my boyfriend’s attention and it’s embarrassing for both of us. he’s not worth all that but also i refuse to lose to this literal bitch??.

torn between my desire to become a historic MUNI streetcar driver and my crippling fear of driving anything larger than a sedan.

like babe you and the whole far right think sf sucks. it’s not that hot of a take.

tell me why the only “ny vs sf” tweets I actually ever see are by ny transplants with something to prove.

RT @nypl: SO BASICALLY PUBLIC LIBRARIES ARE JUST 0.4% OF THE NEW YORK CITY BUDGET, BUT THE MAYOR IS TRYING TO CUT THE LIBRARY'S BUDGET WAY….

RT @seungylee14: it’s happened: the first anti-high speed rail argument I’m convinced by. throngs of NBA fans traveling away to playoff gam….

RT @MTA: It's a historic day: Today, the MTA Board voted to approve the toll rates for the nation's first congestion pricing program. This….

5% espresso, 95% milk, 100% bad for ibs.

an iced latte is just coffee flavored milk for people who are no longer 12

I’ve witnessed my share of PDA at concerts, but this… this is new. Feet guys are all around us

Should I start a twitter account for good transit boys?

One small delight in Slack is how easy is to linkify text inline. If you have a URL in your clipboard, selecting text and cmd+v will automatically linkify the selection instead of pasting over it. Now I want this for every writing app (Praying to the Google Docs gods).

is my rbf that bad or do i just look like a thief.

the only other person at this cafe made eye contact with me and then took his laptop and ipad into the toilet.

RT @sachee: no regrets.

RT @thanatosinfurs: yet another sentiment that makes me think about kurt vonnegut telling his wife he's going out to buy envelopes https://….

introducing spotify 2022 wrapped for twitter.