I NEED EVERYONE TO SEE THIS. The wonderful @Abby5577 has brought my hellaverse OC to life and I'm head over heels. Genuinely so obsessed 😭😭😭 they did an absolutely brilliant job, and I will be starting at this and kicking my feet for the rest of the month

MY FAVORITE

Applying for jobs I am woefully under qualified for like, they will be able to sense my whimsy and enthusiasm from this clinical cold resume and cover letter. My choice of font will woo them. Trust.

#HelluvaBoss #Blitzø #Stolas #stolitz

CHECK INS ARE HOT AND YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

THERE'S A MOTH IN MY ROOM AND IT KEEPS TRYING TO BREAK AIR SPEED RECORDS. CHILL THE FUCK OUT BRO

Man I could ramble forever about why I love Nimona so much it’s such a good movie man wow I need to rewatch it again (rewatched it three days ago) man it’s such good movie I love Nimona if you haven’t yet please watch Nimona it��s so good and so worth it and I cry everytime

Y'all. I passed. I have a degree now. YA BOY HAS A STEM DEGREE. Holy shit. Fuck.

Working on Gender Fic and uhhhhhhh

Wait I lied. There is one single upside, and that is that when people inevitably ask me why my wrist is taped up I can reply "if you can't grow your own tendon, store bought is fine" and watch them try to process what the fuck I'm on about

Regional pain syndrome is so fucked man. Like, oh, you had surgery to fix pain??? SIKE ENJOY YOUR NEW PAIN SUCKA. Like, wtf. Rude.

Hey twitter, if you are my moot is there any verosika and striker content out there? SFW either i don't mind, cus if you've have seen it, DM to me me and my friend @NIKKIECOLEVA we trying to cook something

urrrrrgh i need more muscular striker on my table BY MONDAY 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Plotting out smut feels so stupid just I'm sitting here like, okay if they start in [position] I can segway into [kink I like] and they'll still have the energy to end up in [position] before they- but wait if I move them to [surface] then I can use that one line I had to cut fr-

Omg guys it's him!!!!

me and you 💕

It is late I am very tired but I'm currently watching Starsky and Hutch (2004) and all I want out of life is that dynamic but Blitzker

What if your boyfriend kissed my boyfriend and we were foil characters of each other and we were both boys.

Grades come out soon and I've refreshed the portal so many times that I've crashed the page

Purrr…

THERE'S A NEW KNIFE KINK FIC AND Y'ALL DIDN'T TAG ME??? DID I BUILD MY BRAND FOR NOTHING???? Fuckers.