No man has ever bought me flowers ◠̈.

Girls with tattoos right above their knees scare me.

When my parents were on the way to the hospital so my mother could birth me, my father made a pit stop to grab a pack of cigs.

They don’t understand the things I say on Twitter.

When I was a little girl, when I heard the “it’s the best day ever” song, I would instantly start hyperventilating over that damn sponge having the best day ever. My mom had to turn it off. I was SO happy he was SO happy it brought me to tears. I love you @SpongeBob.

Does anyone else have dreams where you wake up in your room like you’re awake and go about your daily routine? Or is that just me?.

RT @DubzyOnceAgain: Another lunch. Another heartwarming note from the wife 🫠

#SOTD

Flirting is a lost art.

RT @s4m31p4n: I argue about transgenders in sports for hours a day.

BELLOOOOOOO @usalover1751875.

My philosophy ✨(I have crippling Catholic guilt).

RT @ThatsPanicMan: Top 5 girl burners I would marry. 1. @Tammyluvcox .2. @n_ot_yourbae_ .3. @hotsexyfunnygal .4. @toshiyosh1 .5. Cornell 77….

This stripper who I know of drugged and robbed RJ Lamont.

The best game EVER

Like if you wanna see my ass.

RT @JucoUber: Should I hit up the guaranteed guts tonight or should I dm the hot sorority chick and see what she’s up to then hit up the gu….