Luke Hotchkiss
@hotch2993
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I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, although I really don't like the taste of pineapple and am not a huge fan of wet feet.
Michigan
Joined June 2010
"Been there. Done that. Fucked it up. Twice." The phrase that describes my life perfectly.
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I just realized that the guy that sings cha cha slide sounds like @terrycrews. Tell me I’m wrong. I dare you.
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Ok... but Trixie Mattel’s eye has gone rouge and can’t be stopped. #AllStars4
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DID YOU JUST SEE ASIA O’HARA STEP ON THE BUTTERFULY!?! IM SHOOK! #RuPaulsDragRacefinale
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Win an Apple HomePod + $500 gift cards from @Caseco_inc & 9to5Mac https://t.co/0zMKk8ZE4r
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I’m tired of being the human equivalent of a moist towelette. BRING ON FALL DAMNIT!
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Not many presidents could make threatening nuclear war the second worst thing he did in a week.
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me: i don't understand how people actually like country ew i can't stand it dolly Parton: Jolene- me:
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Breaking: Ivanka Trump releases statement demanding #FreedomCaucus cover maternity care (just kidding she's skiing)
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Your loyalty has not gone unnoticed.
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You have your favorite part of that sketch, I have mine: moose-lambs.
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