michelle
@hotbitchintech
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used to tweet about tech and then I accidentally got 350k TikTok followers for being a horse girl (and getting fired whoops)
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Joined March 2010
One time a company put me through 6 rounds of interviews just to rescind my offer because I didn’t have a degree. Anyway the hiring manager reached out to me because the Stanford grad they hired didn’t work out, and I got to tell him to shove it. 🖕🏽
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Their customer service through Turo has been awesome, and I’m impressed with their rollout finesse. I will be deleting Turo and using them from now on.
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Being a founder has turned me into the annoying person that digs deep into the companies I use in my everyday life. Got screwed over by Land Rover this week and ended up using Turo to rent a car that actually ended up being a @rentwithresla. Experience has been legit so far.
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Fire Turin Streak posing like the freak of nature that she is a few weeks ago in Pilot Point, TX. My entire life savings standing on 4 pretty legs. 😂
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I’m not always so sure I’m doing this startup thing right, and I have definitely separated myself from Silicon Valley in a time when I should be heavily immersed in it but I’m just so jazzed to be building technology for the equine industry. MORE HORSES.
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I am making the least amount of money that I have ever made in my life and I will never not get so excited every time my paycheck hits every two weeks because it’s coming from a company that my friends and I started and work hard at every single day.
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Cause sometimes I miss stuff and I want a notification that’s like hey that girl from college might be getting a divorce cause she changed her profile picture and made her middle name her last name
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Can someone make an app that plugs in all of my social media profiles and then compiles all of the most important updates and tea into timelines so that I’m able to review and save time stalking. Like “Hey! Here is what Sarah from 10th grade has been up to the last 10 years.”
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I think I need to just scrap all of my social media and come back to this hellscape
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excited for my husband to make so much money that I can open a gift wrapping shoppe that loses $10K/month at first, but slowly builds a reputation for being the most delightful community and nets an absurd amount of money because that’s what happens when I follow my passions 🥹
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Not outwardly grieving in front of people is weird because everyone’s like wow you’re doing so well!! And I’m like oh actually I just sob in my car and cry myself to sleep and want to fall into the earth below me but yah it’s going well!!!
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Not to mention the extra care and special attention all of the professionals are giving this mare because she is a very special horse to a very special little girl. Senior horses are one in a million. Especially this one. 💖
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Did a 6 hour round trip today to pick up my dad’s ashes only to come home and find one of my senior mares colicing. We were able to get her to UC Davis and she is in the ICU. When it rains it pours, but I’m so very thankful for such an amazing veterinary team.
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My dad died very suddenly and unexpectedly last week. He was only 59. It is the worst pain I have ever felt. I have been finding comfort in my horses. A love he instilled in me. Forever a daddy’s girl. ❤️
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Sometimes I think I’m bad at my job and then I remember Hulu has a UI designer somewhere
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If you’re afraid that things aren’t going to plan just know that I dropped out of college because I hit my head and then girl bossed my way to a 6 figure job only to get fired for a TikTok and then I was like ok fine let’s just start a company and now we’re venture backed
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I wanna go back to my banger tech tweet era it was much less scary
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men will literally participate in 48 hour AI hackathons instead of going to therapy
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