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@hodge_nufc

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Music (disciple of John Peel), #NUFC, real ale, running and golf. Also on here to laugh at religulous zealots, gun-nuts, bigots and primate change deniers.

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Joined August 2011
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🔴 Contra2025-16 06122025 (-all new-) The 16th playlist of the year!! LISTEN🎧: https://t.co/AQBCBn2j9s #allnew #mixcloud #playlist 🙏
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OTD, 15 years ago, an absolutely freezing #NUFC game at the Hawthorns, so of course there were loads of tops off! 😂
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They had so much shite before the actual draw this #WorldCupDraw has gone into extra time. All those sad gits waiting for @bbcstrictly will have to wait! 😂
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JFC, just when you think the #WorldCupDraw can’t get any more cringe and tedious, up pops @rioferdy5!
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This #WorldCupDraw programme has gone from cringe politicisation bollocks to tedious musical razzmatazz. Get on with the bastard draw!
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What time is the actual draw itself ffs? Painful listening to Infantino’s sanctimonious shite. #WorldCupDraw
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🟥 Contra2025-15 19112025 (-all new-) The 15th playlist of the year!! 🇳🇱🇮🇹🇩🇪🇫🇷🇬🇧🇳🇿🇦🇺🇺🇸 LISTEN🎧: https://t.co/WOyUzMUxbG
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#nowplaying as it’s my ‘Double Nickels’ birthday! 🎶👌
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“Punk art person was you my son You're an androgynous piece of slop Roll up! Sons of temperance Voila! Sons of temperance” The Fall - Sons Of Temperance #FallFriday https://t.co/SDaDSIstCZ
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Not sure why I put a ‘h’ onto Sharia there but thanks @grok. Is it plausible that Mamdani could use New York to test the waters with Sharia and then if he gets into the White House in due course he could roll it out across the USA?
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John
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Hey @grok can you tell if Adil’s account has been hacked as I’ve not heard him espouse the supposed virtues of Shariah before? Also, would Shariah Law be potentially beneficial for New York initially and eventually across the entire USA?
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Adil Ray OBE
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Some say Mamdani may implement Sharia Law. He might. The heart of Sharia is social justice, welfare, fairness, charity and cohesion. Most Muslim countries operate a hybrid of Sharia & civil law, are slowly reforming and abandoning unethical practices despite the west’s portrayal.
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I usually ignore these engagement-farming tweets but this @StuartMaconie story about an aficionado of the crisp sandwich, ie Mark E Smith of #TheFall, deserves a mention.
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Thrilla the Gorilla
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Have you ever heard of anyone putting Potato Chips on a Sandwich?
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1 month
Glorious weather and a very enjoyable game of golf as ever at Hollinwell today. 🏌️‍♂️☀️👌
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“Parmesan carrots with mushrooms Frankly that I've never been keen It's pumpkin soup and mashed potatoes That's for my Hallowe'en tea” The Fall - Pumpkin Soup and Mashed Potatoes #FallFriday #Halloween https://t.co/KNFQeH7z84
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“And again The fifty percent interest Ran out today In Bolton” The Fall - Masquerade #FallFriday https://t.co/eWRthw8mBb
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John
2 months
It’s actually got to the point where if NUFC don’t win the PL (bob chance this year obvs) I’d rather Arsenal win it, despite Arteta being such a bellend. Slot is somehow an even more insufferable twat than Klopp, which to be fair is no mean feat.
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Arne Slot has called Newcastle United a small club after Alexander Isak picked up a groin injury at Liverpool Comes across to me like he blames Newcastle for Isak not doing well so far, incredibly entitled and lack of responsibility shown ❌ #NUFC
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“I've been down that street before It just makes meat out of the soul There's a D.H.S.S.S. Volvo estate Right outside my door With a Moody Blues cassette on the dashboard” The Fall - Room To Live #FallFriday #RIPJohnLodge https://t.co/e1o5vxSiiC
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“Horror Clowns are dickheads You know it’s true And if you’ve got a phobia of them You’re a dickhead too Mother Mary, meek and mild, got lost at Farmaggedon Toe-to-toe with Pennywise she kicked his fuzzy head in” #HMHB
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OH THIS IS TERRIFYING😭😭😭
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Thank you so much for all your kind birthday wishes. I genuinely mean that. I was truly taken aback by the thousands of positive, caring messages I received across my social media platforms. Each one meant more than you’ll ever know.  Most days, I wake up and struggle to find the
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🟥Contra2025-13 04102025 (-All New-) The 13th playlist of the year!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇿🇳🇱🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇺🇺🇸 Listen🎧here: https://t.co/vMvhZT2ojh #allnew #playlist #mixcloud
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