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"Explorer of words, lover of language, and seeker of stories. Passionate about all things tech, literature, and culture. Coffee enthusiast and occasional poet.
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This story emphasizes the importance of treating others as you would like to be treated. It follows the journey of a kind-hearted traveler who encounters various challenges and people along the way. Despite facing adversity, the traveler always treats others with kindness,
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The Barber's Dilemma:A man goes to a barber for a haircut. As the barber starts cutting his hair, they engage in conversation. The man mentions that he's going on vacation the next day. The barber, eager to impress, starts talking about all the wonderful places he's visited. As
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$HYPR Raised $18.5M from Variant Airdrop
Time: 7 min
Potential: $100
1. Viction network
- Go to:
- Scroll down => Click "Add to Metamask"
2. Bridge ETH to VIC
- Go to:
- Connect your wallet => Select Ethereum on left
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The Talking Dog:
A man sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." Intrigued, he rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The man goes into the backyard and sees a mutt sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies. After the
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The Importance of Gratitude: A wealthy businessman learns a valuable lesson about gratitude when he loses everything and must rely on the kindness of strangers to survive. Through this experience, he gains a newfound appreciation for the simple joys in life.
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Mayor says police presence increased at places of worship after WSJ opinion piece declared his city ‘America’s Jihad capital’
The mayor of Dearborn, Michigan, Abdullah H. Hammoud, said residents can expect an increased police presence “effective immediately” at “all places of
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Tom was notorious for losing his wallet. One day, he walked into his favorite coffee shop looking frantic. "I've lost my wallet again!" he exclaimed to the barista. The barista, tired of his repeated forgetfulness, replied, "Don't worry, Tom. You're such a regular here, we're
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Why does it feel like my phone dies faster than my New Year’s resolutions? Maybe I should charge my motivation instead of just my battery. 🤔
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The Haunted Mansion
A group of friends decided to explore an abandoned mansion rumored to be haunted. Ignoring the warnings, they entered the decrepit building, only to encounter strange occurrences and ghostly apparitions. As fear gripped their hearts, they realized they were
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The Clever Parrot:
A woman bought a talking parrot. To her dismay, the parrot only knew how to curse. No matter what she tried, the parrot just kept swearing. One day, she had had enough and threw the parrot into the freezer. After a few minutes, she opened the door and the
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The Talking Parrot:
A man bought a talking parrot from a pet store. Excitedly, he brought it home, hoping to show off its amazing ability to his friends. However, upon reaching home, the parrot remained silent. Disappointed, the man asked, "Why aren't you talking?" The parrot
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Omni Network is airdropping a total of 3,000,000 OMNI to various early Omni community members and partners across the Ethereum ecosystem. Members of the Omni community, EigenLayer restakers, Beacon chain solo stakers, holders of Milady Maker & Redacted Remilio Babies NFTs, Pudgy
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Jury begins deliberations in manslaughter trial of Michigan school shooter’s mother Jennifer Crumbley
A jury began deliberating Monday in the manslaughter trial of Jennifer Crumbley, the mother of the teenager who killed four people at a Michigan high school in 2021, in a novel
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The Sneeze in Church:
During the Sunday service, a little boy in church suddenly leaned over and whispered loudly to his mother, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
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A tourist is lost in a small town and approaches a local for directions. The tourist asks, "Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to the nearest hotel?" The local replies, "Sure, just go down this street, turn left at the bank, then go straight until you see a big tree. Take a
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is an exciting project that's currently conducting an airdrop campaign. With the hashtag
#OpenRunes
, this project aims to revolutionize the gaming industry by leveraging blockchain technology. The airdrop is a strategic move to
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CARV airdrop
Carv raises 4m$ HashKey Capital, valuation 60m$
Cost: 5$
Time: 5 minutes
Potential: $1k+
Reward SOUL / day
Enter the Data-to-Earn Era: SOUL Drop Campaign powered by CARV: Enter the Data-to-Earn Era: SOUL Drop Campaign powered by CARV:
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The Cracked Pot: A water bearer in India had two large pots, each hung on each end of a pole that he carried across his neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the
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Excitement for new adventures, Tom pranks Jerry by filling his office with balloons while he is away.
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The Talking Dog:
Tom bought a dog that could supposedly talk. Excited, he invited his friend Jack over to witness the incredible feat. "Say something, boy!" Tom commanded the dog. The dog just wagged its tail and barked. Disappointed, Tom said, "Why won't you talk?" The dog
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Once upon a time, in the bustling city streets, there was a girl who seemed to capture everyone's attention effortlessly. She was known as the "it girl" of the town, the epitome of style and charm. Her name was Lily.
Lily was not just any ordinary girl; she was a socialite,
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What happened in the trial
The prosecution’s case against Jennifer Crumbley has focused on three main aspects: her knowledge of her son’s mental issues, how he got access to the firearm and her actions at a pivotal school meeting on the morning of the shooting. Prosecutors sought
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Hey guys, we've traded on the ARB network, so let's check it out.
OpenRunes is currently offering a 50% airdrop for users who have traded on Arbitrum.
You can check your airdrop status here:
Connect your wallet, link it to X, and see how much $RUNES
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Once upon a time, in a small town called Wobbleton, there lived a man named Bob who had an unusual talent. Bob could talk to animals. Yes, you heard it right, he could actually converse with animals of all shapes and sizes.
One day, as Bob was taking a stroll through the town's
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A man walked into a pet store and asked the owner if he had any talking parrots. The owner said he had one, but warned, "This parrot used to live in a bar, so sometimes he says inappropriate things." The man decided to buy it anyway. When he got home, he tried to teach the parrot
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Sally adored her pet hamster, Mr. Whiskers, but one day, disaster struck. She returned home from school to find Mr. Whiskers missing from his cage. Panic set in as Sally searched high and low for her beloved pet, tearing through the house in a frantic frenzy. She enlisted the
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The Talking Dog:
A man sees a sign in a yard: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The man goes into the backyard and asks the dog, "Can you talk?" The dog replies, "Yep, I sure can!" Shocked, the man asks, "So, what's
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Once upon a time, in the quaint little town of Serendipity, there lived a man named Mr. Murphy. Now, Mr. Murphy was notorious for his incredible streak of bad luck. It seemed as though Murphy’s Law had been tailor-made just for him.
One fine morning, Mr. Murphy woke up with the
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The Forgetful Professor
Professor Smith was known for his absent-mindedness. One day, during a lecture, he paused mid-sentence and asked the class, "Does anyone know where I left my glasses?"
The students exchanged amused glances as the professor continued searching the podium
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BouceBit has raised $6M in funding from investors like Binance, dao5 and OKX Ventures and has launched a points and testnet campaigns. They’ve confirmed to launch their own token, “BB”, and have hinted at rewarding early users. Users who collect points and also join the testnet
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Once upon a time, there lived an old fisherman named Santiago. Despite facing numerous challenges and setbacks, he continued to venture out into the sea every day, determined to catch a great fish. One day, after a long and arduous struggle, Santiago finally hooked a massive
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Once upon a time, there was a clumsy magician named Bob. Despite his best efforts, his spells always seemed to go wrong. One day, he decided to perform his magic show in front of a large audience.
As Bob began his performance, things started to go haywire. Instead of pulling out
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A Bond of Filial Piety
Once upon a time, in a quaint village nestled amidst rolling hills and lush greenery, lived a family of humble means. The family consisted of a loving couple, John and Sarah, and their two children, Emily and Thomas.
John and Sarah worked tirelessly to
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A man walked into a bar with his dog and announced to the bartender, "I bet you $100 that my dog can talk." Intrigued, the bartender accepted the bet. The man turned to his dog and asked, "What's on top of a house?" The dog barked, "Roof!" The bartender scoffed and said, "That's
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Lost in Translation
Once upon a time, in a quaint little town nestled in the rolling hills of England, lived a man named Arthur who decided to take a trip to Japan. Arthur was an adventurous soul, but he didn't speak a word of Japanese. Undeterred, he armed himself with a
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The Wise Tortoise and the Hasty Hare
Once upon a time, in a lush green forest, there lived a boastful hare and a wise tortoise. The hare was known far and wide for his speed, while the tortoise was renowned for his patience and wisdom.
One sunny morning, the hare began boasting
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@Vlouco123
expecting a breakout soon for Chainlink (LINK) and Avalanche (AVAX) as prices may erupt triggering a 15% rally.
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In a small village nestled in the mountains, there lived a young man named Liang. His parents, aging and frail, depended on him for their everyday needs. Despite their hardships, Liang always tended to them with utmost care and respect. One harsh winter, the village faced a
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Do you ever feel like a password? Always lower case and constantly rejected.
#passwordstruggles
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Once upon a time, a young boy found a cocoon of a butterfly. He watched it with fascination as the butterfly struggled to emerge from its confining shell. After a while, it seemed as though the butterfly had stopped making any progress. Feeling sorry for the struggling creature,
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Why do they call it a "hot" take and not a "spicy" take? Like, are we discussing opinions or reheating leftovers?
#SpiceUpYourOpinion
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Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? It’s like the universe is just messing with us.
#MindBlown
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4 migrants accused of assaulting NYPD officers were arrested and released. Now, they’re California-bound, a source says
Arrested, charged and released without bail
The case calls to mind the controversial 2020 state bail reform act that essentially barred judges from setting bail
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@_iamkrystaI94
myriad challenges to ultimately confront the evil sorceress responsible for the curse. His courage and determination prevailed, bringing peace and prosperity back to his land.
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@alvanysmariana1
weapons, characters, skins, and even in-game achievements, allowing players to own, trade, and showcase their virtual possessions.
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Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? I swear, English makes no sense sometimes.
#MindBlown
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Muslim advocacy group urges hate crime charges against suspect accused of stabbing Palestinian American
The nation’s largest Muslim civil rights and advocacy group wants prosecutors to bring federal and state hate crime charges against a man arrested in the stabbing of a
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Once upon a time, there was a chef who was known for his incredible skills in the kitchen. However, he had one small problem - he was incredibly absent-minded. One day, as he was preparing a fancy dinner for a group of important guests, he got so engrossed in a new recipe he was
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@GretchenWa52977
Evgeny Kogan highlighted the growing interest in cryptocurrencies among Russians, despite prevalent distrust and low adoption rate.
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I feel like everything is just a mess right now. Can't seem to catch a break. Just want to fast-forward to better days.
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Once upon a time, there was a chef named Greg who was known for his exceptional culinary skills but had a notoriously forgetful memory. One day, he was preparing a fancy dinner for a group of important guests. As he rushed around the kitchen, he realized he forgot to buy a
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Absolutely! Let's talk about the Earn SenderDAO Points Reward project and why it's such a fantastic opportunity for everyone to get involved in.
Earn SenderDAO Points Reward is a groundbreaking initiative that aims to revolutionize the way we engage with
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Once upon a time, in a small town, there was a man named Bob who had a peculiar habit. Every morning, he would walk backwards to work. People in the town found this extremely odd but never questioned him about it.
One day, a curious neighbor finally gathered the courage to ask
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@JoseMorales58
Planning proposals abroad requires logistical help, with a booming industry in Paris catering to all requests. Daisy Amodio of The Proposers recalls unique proposals she planned.
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@Ana3670
@EleanorTerrett
background and leadership skills, sparking rumors of a potential run for office in the near future.
#DeatonSpeculation
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@ander14sei
increases by nearly 55% over the last four months, reflecting the growing popularity of MetaMask among cryptocurrency users.
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@his_babi_gurl
FTX, a crypto exchange, lost $400 million worth of cryptocurrency due to a SIM-swap attack, according to the US Department of Justice. Three individuals, Robert Powell, Emily Hernandez, and Carter Rohn, were involved in a SIM-swapping ring that targeted FTX for two years. They
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@BazlutQuelubay
NFTs revolutionize gaming with unique digital assets like in-game items, characters, and virtual worlds ownership. It's a game-changer.
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@YAquise
Google leased St. John’s Terminal in 2019 and purchased it in 2022 for $2.1 billion. The building is Google’s largest outside California.
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@Supper_start68
Investors in blockchain-focused ETFs locked in profits last week, with a total value of $167 million.
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@Suresh_iris1
The cooling system of an engine consists of a radiator, coolant, water pump, thermostat, cooling fans, hoses and passages, heat exchangers, and requires regular maintenance and troubleshooting.
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@johnmong81
terrain, Sarah refused to give up. She persevered through challenges and eventually found her way back to safety.
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@fato141
According to Florence Maillochon, public proposals are likely from the US or UK, popularized through social media. Paris attracts tourists due to media influence.
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@SouthPark1023
Bitcoin News reported that trader Rekt Capital predicts a potential price increase for Bitcoin before the BTC halving in mid-April, citing similarities to the pattern observed in 2016. However, the trader also cautioned that there could be a short-term decrease in price as the
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@302aeicaneva
approaches the dog and asks, "Can you really talk?" The dog replies, "Yes, I can talk. I'm a talking dog."
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@_iamkrystaI94
The professor argued that time is relative and questioned the speeding violation.
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@vicmaster2018
but Liverpool's strong performance against Brentford has put them back in the driver's seat for the title.
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@ishak78073371
human experience, moral dilemmas, and societal values that are still relevant today. They are truly timeless masterpieces.
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@fansofbieberbra
Juventus F.C. has partnered with Polish crypto exchange Zondacrypto, further integrating cryptocurrency into football. The collaboration will feature Zondacrypto's logo on the Juventus players' jersey sleeves, combining tradition with technology in sports sponsorships.
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@StanchikEthan
a dramatic victory over Chelsea in the final. Klopp's farewell tour has now officially begun.
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@susysilveztre
Paris's iconic landmarks and romantic atmosphere continue to attract people seeking unforgettable proposal locations.
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@bains_hardy
tourists alike, showcasing the beauty of dragon boat racing and promoting Hanoi's culture and traditions.
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@EgMarcus09
The recent non-farm payrolls report, which surpassed expectations, has sparked a rally in the crypto market. This upward movement has caused the global crypto market capitalization to surpass the $1.6 trillion mark on February 2nd. The positive employment figures have cast doubt
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@dbddinboru34
2017, some reports suggest that the country may be planning to launch its own digital currency soon.
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@shoybis
Sentiment affects market movements, as seen in Bitcoin's rise from $25,000 to $49,000 before ETF approval. Van de Poppe shares insights.
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@bobbykola
For the first time since 2015, Bayern Munich lost consecutively in 3 official matches.
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@marielitosdu
continuously adapt and embrace these innovations in order to stay competitive and meet the evolving needs of consumers.
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Why do we say "out of order" when the vending machine is clearly still in the same spot?
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@DeamxEscape
Hamas responded positively to a Gaza cease-fire proposal, according to the Qatari mediator.
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@tavia84575
Bitcoin is currently trading at $52,219 as of 8:04 AM ET on February 21, 2024. The GM 30 index, representing 30 top cryptocurrencies, decreased by 0.09% to 114.14 in the past 24 hours.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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@beldadesrawr_
laundering, warrant harsh punishment. He must prepare for a lengthy period of incarceration if convicted.
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@bobbyfranky7
In "The Courage to Be Yourself," a girl finds confidence to accept her uniqueness. She learns to celebrate being different.
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The Two Wolves
An old Cherokee is teaching his grandson about life. "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy. "It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One is evil - he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment,
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@MaTiAsGiLm
"I'm marking the spot so we can come back and dive for it later. We'll need that wallet."
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@yesmcnr
Mendoza proposed in Paris before pandemic, rising trend in romantic gestures post-Covid.
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@powpoi99
@pixels_online
I bought $PIXEL on Binance at $0.59. Invested nearly $100 to potentially earn airdrop. Hoping for luck and prosperity in the new year. Thank you,
@pixels_online
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@DeamxEscape
unwavering determination, the last dragon rider managed to defeat the evil forces and bring peace back to the kingdom.
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@Beatriz16731056
That's a whole adventure! Thanks for the detailed guide, ready to explore the Espresso world! ☕️🚀
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The Two Wolves:Once an old Cherokee told his grandson about the battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all. One is Evil - It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment,
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@_iamkrystaI94
The selfish girl learns true happiness through volunteering and giving back to others.
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