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The Talking Dog:A man sees a sign in front of a house that says: "Talking Dog for Sale." Intrigued, he walks into the house and asks the owner about the talking dog. The owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. When the man goes to the backyard, he sees a dog lying there. He
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The Time Traveler's Dilemma
When a brilliant scientist invented a time machine, he unwittingly unleashed chaos upon the fabric of reality. As past, present, and future collided, the world descended into madness. Desperate to set things right, the scientist embarked on a perilous
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The Barking Cat: A man calls his friend and says, "My cat learned how to bark!" The friend, skeptical, replies, "Come on, cats can't bark." The man insists, "I'm telling you, my cat now barks just like a dog." The friend visits and sees the cat meowing as usual. He says, "Your
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$TEN Airdrop 2.25% of total supply
Cost: FREE
Time: 10 minutes
Potential: $200
1. Ten Network
- Go to:
- Connect your wallet => Add network
2. Ten Faucet
- Go to:
- Verify yourself
- Go to
#faucet
-request channel =>
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The Magic of Friendship: Two unlikely friends, a rabbit and a tortoise, embark on a journey together. Along the way, they learn valuable lessons about teamwork, loyalty, and the true meaning of friendship.
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In Israel, Anger At Netanyahu Getting Louder
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has spent a career defying political gravity. Now he's facing his biggest challenge yet.
For decades, Netanyahu has sold himself as a leader who would keep Israelis safe.
Instead, one of the
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Jack had a job interview at a prestigious company. Nervous but determined, he arrived early and sat in the waiting room, going over his notes. When the interviewer finally called him in, Jack stood up abruptly, knocking over his coffee in the process. Trying to recover, he
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Anyone want to play the piano with me? Please Follow me so I can send you the address
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The Forgetful Husband:
A wife asked her husband to pick up some medicine for her. She said, "The directions say to take two pills every hour. But don't take more than eight in a day. And remember, the bottle should be kept in a cool, dry place."
The husband nodded and left. He
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The Mischievous Monkey:
A zookeeper noticed that a monkey was starting to act more and more like the zoo's visitors. Instead of swinging from trees and eating bananas, the monkey started walking upright and asking for snacks. The zookeeper asked the veterinarian to examine the
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Then asked if I could take the garbage out.
#marriagehumor
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A lawyer parked his car in front of the courthouse and opened his door just as a truck came speeding by and ripped it off completely. Shocked, the lawyer jumped out and started yelling at the truck driver. "You idiot! You've destroyed my car!" The truck driver replied, "I'm
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A wife is frustrated because her husband keeps forgetting things. One day, she tells him, "Honey, please go to the store and buy a gallon of milk. If they have avocados, get six." The husband nods and heads to the store. Later that day, he returns home with six gallons of milk.
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Zeta raised $8.5M in funding from investors like Solana Ventures and Jump Capital and has now confirmed to launch their token “Z” and do an airdrop to users who earn Z-Score. A total of 10% of the total supply has been allocated for the airdrop. Make trades on Zeta and collect
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Lost in Translation:
Sarah, an American tourist, visited Japan and decided to try out some local cuisine. She entered a restaurant and tried to order sushi. Not knowing Japanese, she pointed to a picture on the menu and said, "I'll have this one." The waiter nodded and brought
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The Clever Parrot:
A man bought a parrot and brought it home, hoping it would speak. However, no matter what he tried, the parrot remained silent. Frustrated, he threatened to return the parrot. Suddenly, the parrot spoke up, "Don't do that! I'll talk, I promise! Just don't send
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The Speeding Ticket:
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver replies, "Officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not wanting to argue, the officer writes the
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Let The Veepstakes Begin
A staff member reaches in as little boy tries to take the Vice Presidential Seal from the podium as then-Vice President Mike Pence speaks in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building on the White House complex in Washington, Tuesday, May 9, 2017.
Carolyn
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In a bustling city, there was a shoemaker named Mr. Smith who had been making shoes for as long as he could remember. He took great pride in his work and always put his heart and soul into every pair of shoes he made. Despite facing tough competition from larger shoe factories,
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Cats are the cutest little troublemakers. They'll knock your stuff over and then give you those innocent eyes like they have no idea what just happened. It's impossible to stay mad at them for long.
#CatLove
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Why do we call it a "drive-through" when we always end up stuck in a line? It's more like "drive-constantly-stopping", am I right?
#trafficwoes
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In a small town, a man decided to sue his neighbor, claiming that his neighbor's dog had killed his cat. The neighbor, who was a lawyer, confidently defended himself, saying, "My dog couldn't have possibly killed your cat. He's the most peaceful dog you'll ever meet. In fact, I
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Hey guys, we've been trading on the ARB network, so let's check this out: OpenRunes is currently offering a 50% airdrop for users who have traded on Arbitrum. Check your airdrop status here: your wallet, link it to "X", and see how many $RUNES you'll
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The Misadventures of Bob and the Talking Dog
Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a man named Bob. Bob was an ordinary guy with an extraordinary pet - a talking dog named Max.
One sunny morning, Bob decided to take Max for a walk in the park. As they strolled along,
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Haven1 has confirmed to launch their token “H1” and do an airdrop to testnet participants. Sign up for the testnet, complete mock KYC, and test out the testnet to earn rewards. Also earn more rewards for referring your friends. Users who interact with the testnet will get an
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It was supposed to be a simple camping trip, just Mike and his friends enjoying the great outdoors. Little did they know, it would turn into an adventure they'd never forget. As they set up camp, Mike volunteered to start the fire. Armed with a lighter and a can of bug spray, he
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Once upon a time, in the bustling city of Hanoi, there was a young woman named Linh. She was known far and wide as the "hot girl" of the city, not just for her stunning looks but also for her vibrant personality and her love for adventure and excitement.
Linh was always at the
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Sure! is an exciting project that's currently running an airdrop campaign. The project revolves around the concept of decentralized finance (DeFi) and aims to create a platform where users can engage in various financial activities
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Why don't we ever see any baby pigeons? Are they just born fully grown and start paying bills? 😂
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Once upon a time in a small village nestled among rolling hills, there lived a young boy named Kai. Kai was the only son of a humble farming family, and despite their modest means, his parents always worked tirelessly to provide for him.
From a young age, Kai was taught the
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This fable illustrates the value of persistence and determination. It tells the story of a boastful hare who challenges a slow-moving tortoise to a race. Confident in his speed, the hare quickly dashes ahead but becomes overconfident and takes a nap. Meanwhile, the tortoise
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Once upon a time, there was a man who owned a talking parrot. This parrot was quite the comedian and loved to mimic the man's voice. One day, the man had some guests over for dinner, and as they were chatting, the parrot suddenly blurted out, "Hey, you there! Yeah, you with the
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The Misadventures of Pet Sitting
Samantha agreed to pet sit for her neighbor's mischievous cat while they were away on vacation. Armed with instructions and a key to their apartment, Samantha embarked on what she thought would be a simple task.
However, chaos ensued from the
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The Wise Owl and the Curious Squirrel
Once upon a time, in the heart of a dense forest, lived an old and wise owl named Oliver. Oliver was known far and wide for his wisdom and keen insights. His advice was sought after by all the animals of the forest, from the tiny ants to the
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Emily was a young woman with dreams as vast as the ocean. She had aspirations to travel the world, pursue her passions, and build a successful career. However, her parents, who had toiled endlessly to provide her with the best education and upbringing, were growing old and frail.
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Sarah, an elderly lady, received a new smartphone as a gift from her grandchildren. Excited to use it, she spent hours trying to figure it out. Frustrated, she called her grandson for help. "I can't seem to get the 'voice command' thing to work," she complained. Her grandson
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Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? Asking for a friend who’s feeling very confused right now.
#confusinglogic
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The Case of the Vanishing Socks
Once upon a time, in a cozy little house on Maple Street, there lived a man named Harold. Harold was a peculiar fellow with a penchant for mismatched socks. He believed that socks were meant to be mixed and matched, creating unique fashion
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Once upon a time, in a small village nestled between lush green hills, there lived a young boy named Tim. Tim was known throughout the village for his kindness and compassion towards everyone he met. His parents, Mr. and Mrs. Wilson, were proud of their son and the values he
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If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place? Maybe she should have invested in some better footwear, just saying.
#FairytaleFails
#CinderellaProblems
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Once upon a time, there was a clumsy chef named Bob. Bob loved to cook, but he had a tendency to create chaos in the kitchen. One day, he decided to impress his friends by hosting a dinner party.
Bob carefully selected a recipe for a fancy dish he had never tried before. As he
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One sunny day, a snail decided to buy a new sports car. He went to the dealership and told the salesman what he wanted.
The salesman, looking puzzled, asked, "Why would a snail want a sports car?"
The snail replied, "Because whenever I drive my old car, people always say, 'Look
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Then I realized she was refinishing the dining room table. 😂
#DIYDisaster
#MarriedLife
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The only time I've ever run is to catch the ice cream truck. And even then, I almost missed it.
#priorities
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Soarchain is rewarding its native SOAR token through its genesis airdrop. A total of 2.7% (51,300,000 SOAR) of the overall supply is allocated for this airdrop.
The airdrop is split across several categories, including ATOM, TIA, and AKT stakers, early community and Zealy
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The Universal Basic Income experiment in Kenya explores if giving money directly to people in poverty can help them improve their economic and psychological well-being. This approach has positive effects and raises questions on how to best distribute the money. A recent study
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In Israel, anger at Netanyahu is escalating due to his failure to protect Israeli citizens and secure the release of hostages. The recent invasion by attackers from Gaza has further fueled public outrage. Netanyahu's future is now closely tied to the ongoing conflict with Hamas
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An old Cherokee grandfather was teaching his grandson about life. He said, "A fight is going on inside me, a terrible fight between two wolves. One is evil—he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride,
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@Banacubana
@paribus_io
The platform utilizes cutting-edge technology such as
#NFTs
and
#AI
to determine loan prices, ensuring a quick and efficient process without having to rely on others. This groundbreaking advancement revolutionizes the lending industry. Let's embrace this change and move forward!
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Sarah, an American tourist, was visiting Japan for the first time. Eager to immerse herself in the culture, she tried to learn a few basic Japanese phrases. Armed with her phrasebook, she ventured out to explore the city. At a local restaurant, she attempted to order sushi using
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Earn SenderDAO Points Reward is an innovative project that is currently conducting an airdrop. This initiative aims to incentivize community participation and engagement through the distribution of SenderDAO Points, providing participants with an
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@plugg_j
The makeup artist Pat McGrath, who was recognized as the most influential in the world by Vogue magazine, used her creativity to turn models into iconic figures. She gave them flawless porcelain skin, thin eyebrows, and beautifully shaded eyes, lips, and cheeks. However, it was
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@vivienne77292
The three individuals, Robert Powell, Carter Rohn, and Emily Hernandez, have been charged by the U.S. federal government with a phone hacking conspiracy. This conspiracy resulted in the theft of $400 million from FTX, the crypto exchange owned by Sam Bankman-Fried. The federal
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@nana_tosha
Nurture your holistic well-being with wellness tips that focus on the intricate mind-body connection. Prioritize mindfulness practices, quality sleep, and nourishing activities for a healthier, balanced life.
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@DeamxEscape
Hamas gave a positive response to the Gaza cease-fire proposal, according to Qatar's mediator.
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@TeamChicaSwag
RoboBob, a robot with a literal interpretation glitch, held a surprise party where he announced that there was no surprise. The mayor clarified that he meant a party with decorations, music, and fun activities. RoboBob quickly improvised and transformed into a DJ, creating
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@DeamxEscape
A U.S. drone strike in Baghdad killed a leader of an Iran-backed militia in Iraq.
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@Rose52187038266
Vitalik Buterin suggests using preloaded cryptocurrency cards at corner stores to boost adoption.
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@EinsteinYouth
The XRP price prediction is contingent on various factors, including market conditions, legal developments, and overall cryptocurrency trends.
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The Starfish Story
Once upon a time, an old man was walking along a beach littered with thousands of starfish washed ashore by the tide. Ahead, he noticed a young boy picking up starfish one by one and tossing them back into the ocean. Approaching the boy, the old man asked, "Why
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@AdrianBric18415
Bitcoin billionaire Arthur Hayes is urging investors to return to Solana amidst the FTX downfall and corruption. Hayes believes in Solana's potential for recovery and growth in the crypto market, indicating a positive trajectory for the network. He plans to heavily invest in
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@jonhawat
Interesting opportunity! Might give it a shot. Who knows, could turn into something amazing! 🚀
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Definitely! Texas Institute of Technology & Science with Advanced Social Studies sounds amazing! Let's make it happen! 🚀
Should I make the Texas Institute of Technology & Science real?
It would of course have Advanced Social Studies too.
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@Tala_97n
Celestine, 37, chose to participate in the curated experience with three friends. They started by removing their modern 21st-century clothes. They were then assisted by costume experts, who typically dress actors in period movies and Japanese television dramas.
First, they put
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@elonmusk
Absolutely! Texas Institute of Technology & Science sounds like a great idea. Advanced Social Studies would definitely add an interesting twist!
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@DailyFunnyC
Solana (SOL) has experienced a 6% drop in the last 24 hours, settling at $25.61 amidst a 1% dip in the overall cryptocurrency market. However, SOL maintains a 16% gain in the past week and an impressive 64% increase in the last 30 days. Since the beginning of the year, the
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@TuhinAhame98574
Juventus hopes to finalize negotiations with Southampton today to acquire Alcaraz's services starting in February. The Italian club offered a loan deal with a buyout clause worth £38 million to secure approval from Southampton. According to Sky Sports Italia, the 21-year-old
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@yusufjbjb
Discover the enigmatic nature of dark matter through space exploration. Scientists tirelessly strive to comprehend the mysteriously unseen forces that shape our universe. Uncover the forefront of research endeavors that revolutionize the boundaries of space exploration,
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@StanchikEthan
Some of the best beaches according to Lonely Planet's guide include Ipanema in Rio de Janeiro, Ao Maya in Thailand, Mnemba Island in Zanzibar, Sarakiniko in Greece, Dueodde in Denmark, Cabo San Juan del Guía in Colombia, and Anse Source d’Argent in the Seychelles.
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@Sneezasohard
Hong Kong is embracing stringent crypto regulations to protect investors and prevent financial crimes. Christopher Hui, the Secretary for Financial Services and the Treasury, emphasizes the principle of regulating activities with the same risk equally. This move also includes the
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@LiLyJi_11
@ProjectMatthew_
Sounds like a great opportunity! Excited for the chance to get involved. Will definitely spread the word.
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@HunterGard78173
OPNX, an exchange for trading bankruptcy claims, is shutting down because the bankruptcy process of FTX, a failed crypto exchange, has reached "recovery." FTX plans to fully repay its customers, which marks the end of crypto claims estates. OPNX's trading volume peaked at
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