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I wanted another child after our son was 2 but my wife didn't. I accepted that and didn't even try to convince her because uska jism uski marzi.
If a woman is not ready to carry a child, no one should force her.
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A man groped my wife and tried to run. She ran after him caught him from his collar slapped the shit outta him.
She was with her mum who told her not to tell me but my wife did and I just asked "chapairain sahi rakhi thi na? Koi kassar to nai chori?"
She said "yad rakhay ga"
A man groped me in the market when I was around 7-8 years old.I saw him comming near me a second time and I punched him in the stomach.I had tears running down my face but I was screaming at him.He was atleast 40 years old.
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No, UK houses don't have ceiling fans.
My son saw a ceiling fan for the first time in Pakistan and his question was "baba, ye windmill chatt pe ulti kiun lagayi hui hai?"
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It's Iran vs Pakistan.
Not shia vs sunni.
But we all have a habit of turning everything into shia sunni fasadaat.
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Daughter: Babaaaa
Me: Ji guriya
Daughter: Bffhjfddshjkjcfsrjkkkyfdsdfjjgjjvh
Me: bilkul sahi kaha
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Rapist mullah.
When I say jinni waddi daarhi onna wadda harami. I mean it.
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If he's financially stable and hasn't married you yet, he won't marry you.
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At times when women are being raped and butchered by men, if you choose to get offended by some mere words against men, then you're part of the problem.
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Saanu mullaan de vich phassa k
Saudi mahi liberal ho gaya...
Saudi Prince Salman:
From now on, only Saudi Arabian women can decide what clothing Saudi Arabian women will wear.
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Sunnis have two sects:
Ahl e sunnat wal jamaat
Ahle sunnat wal blast
Ahle sunnat wal jamat are minority tolerant sunnis who mind their own business.
Ahle sunnat wal blast claim to be only true muslims, most intolerant creatures aur chotay se disagreement pe bhi phat jatay hain
The Shiah have many sects. Some of them are kaafirs who worship Ali, Fatima, Hussayn (RA) n others. Some of them say that Jibreel betrayed the trust and the Prophethood belonged to Ali, not to Muhammad (pbuh). There are also others among them such as the Imamiyyah, Raafidi Ithna
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Shia easy target hain, unko pata hai jitne bhi shia maar dein sunni majority ko koi farq nai parna, mazay se match enjoy kartay rahain ge.
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Ahl e sunnat wal blast se darkhwast hai k jalooson mein phatna band kar dein to roads nahin band honge.
اہلِ تشیع حضرات سے درخواست ہے کہ حضرت حسین رضی اللہ تعالیٰ عنہ کو کراچی کی عوام نے شہید نہیں کیا بلکہ یزید نے اور کوفیوں نےکیا تھا،
لہٰذا یہاں کی عوام کے ساتھ اخلاق سے پیش آئیں اور جگہ جگہ روڈ بند کرکے تنگ نہ کریں، آپ کے رویوں کو دیکھ کر یہ سمجھ نہیں آ رہا کہ آپ غم میں ہیں یا👇
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My son points towards his private part: baba ye kia hai.
Me: beta ye private part hai, aur bar bar nahin bolo ye gandi bat hoti hai.
While washing him up: baba pani garm hai, meri 'gandi baat' jala diiii
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My bacha singing national anthems with my nieces..
*God save the queen shaad baad"
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Don't lecture us on what's sectarian and what's not.
We have seen it, we have experienced it in schools, universities, workplaces.
kafir, murtad, bidatti etc etc
Ye sab humain india waalay aa k nai kehte the.
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Ye kutta
@AnsarAAbbasi
fahaashi ka chooran bechne k liye raat jaag k trend chala rha hota hai.
Ek aurat chaardeewaari mein full kapron mein thi phir bhi ziadti ka shikaar hui lekin ye ek lafz nahin phoota abhi tak.
Laanat hai.
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My son has found a shia boy in his class. Ab dono class mein Ya Hussain kar rahay hotay hain.
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Naya or purana, this is the face of Pakistan.
A well known hate mongering terrorist celebrating his freedom.
2 days later, 16 innocent souls butchered.
#ShiaGenocide
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Ye jo shia Ali un Waliullah parthay rehte hain ye dehshat gardi hai lekin hum jo har jaga phat rahay hotay hain wo nai hai.
~Ahl e sunnat wal blast
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Look at DC Islamabad sitting like a helpless kid in front of these bearded monsters of ahl e sunnat wal blast.
#IslamabadUnderAttack
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Living in a western country for 12 years, I received less hate for being muslim compared to the hate I received from 'true muslims' of Pakistan for being shia.
Try to fix your country first.
Our meeting in which we decided to set up a BBC type English language TV Channel that, apart from highlighting Muslim issues, will also fight Islamophobia.
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Thanks for exposing him Cynthu darling.
You've opened my eyes, so I hereby expose myself.
More colourful activities:
@murtazawahab1
, current adviser to
#PPP
Chief Minister of Sindh
@MuradAliShahPPP
on Law, Anti-Corruption Establishment, and information.
Member of the Senate of Pakistan from August 2017 to March 2018.
Also well-versed in international relations?
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Taliban, ISIS, LEJ, SSP: hum ne shia ko maara.
Patriots: tumhe nai pata, tumne nai maara. India ne maara.
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Since my daughter went to nursery, she started speaking English. Aur meri tarha jis confidence se English ki taang torti hai Mashallah.
Look it's golling.
I am saiding you.
You can't dhoond me.
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Kuch log kehte hain 2 shahzadon ki jang thi..
NO.
Yazid shahzada nahin haramzada tha.
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Desi parents be like "faarigh kiun bethe hain, aulaad ki thori bisti hi kar lete hain" 😐😐
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Hijaab or not, it's women's choice.
Defend their choice of not wearing it as much as you're defending their right to wear it.
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My burger friend said she's gonna make 'Shia cookies'
She meant koonday.
#SayNoToBurgerism
😂🤣😆
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Yazid k dada Abu sufiyaan ne fatah makkah walay din islam qabool kia.
Us se aglay din hi inna wadda musilmaan bana dia gaya k kitabain bhari pari hain fazail ki.
Thanks to Banu umaya aur banu abbas k darbari mullah.
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Indian shia friend came over to our house and we discussed
#Peshawarblast
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He said hamaray haan bhi fatway waghera dete rehte hain lekin aise waqiyaat nai hotay kiun k police sahi danda deti hai.
Maine kaha hmaray haan sab india pe daal k agle waqiye ka intezaar kartay hain.
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میری بیگم ہمارے بیٹے کو آج کل اردو سکھا رہی ہیں۔
اس دن اسٹور پہ گئے تو کہتا ہے خ خوبانی لے لو۔
میں ورزش کے دوران تھک گیا تو کہتا ہے بابا ض ضعیف ہو گئے ہیں۔ 😐
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Wo poochna tha k wo mulla jis ne masjid mein Shia naam wali bachi k liye elaan karaanay se inkaar kia wo India k kis sheher se tha? Ya phir RAW agent tha?
Patriots rehnumaayi farmaayein.
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Sunnis: ye shia har waqt rotay rehte hain.
Also sunnis:
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My daughter took "niaz cheen k khani chahiye" too seriously.
2 bar khawateen se niaz cheen k harap kar gayi.
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Me to my son: i am your friend, share some grapes with me.
Son: baba ap sirf mere baaton walay friend ho 🙄
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Aaj begum ki job ka pehla din hai to hum chuti le k amoor e khanadaari sambhaal rahay hain.
Subah bachon ko tiyaar kar k ek ko school aur ek to nursery chora, phir begum ko job pe rawana kia. Ab thora rest kar k deegar amoor dekhu ga. 😌
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Jahan har jaga log khullay aam tattiyaan kar rhe hotay hain wahan kisi ne puppiyaan kar li to kia ho gaya.
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We all see muslims talking about Islamophobia in western world but we never see them condemning shiaphobia within muslims.
#AyaHachem
's case is example of how shia hatred is so common in Muslim world. As soon as they found out she was a shia, they wanted their donations back.
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Pakistani women deserve better job opportunities, harassment free work places and safe roads to travel.
PM should take steps to provide these instead of giving lectures on how to control 'fahashi' and how to protect family system.
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Shia kids are so used to Muharram processions.
My son at free Palestine rally goes "free free Nara Haideri"
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Hum ek baar ghalti se elite restaurant chalay gaye the, meri ami ne chai ki qeemat dekhi to kehti hain inko bol hamaray bachay ro rahay hain hum ne ghar jana hai 😂😂😂
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موسمِ سرما میں کہیں باہر گھومنے نہیں جا سکتے تو دوست احباب کی دعوت کا اہتمام کر لیتے ہیں۔
اس ویکینڈ ہمارے شہر کی مشہور سوغات سوبت بنائی۔ اتنی لگن سے بنائی کہ شرٹ بھی پہ بھی سالن لگ گیا۔
٢٠ پَتلی چپاتیاں بھی بنائی انکو سرائیکی میں مانے کہتے ہیں۔
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Never work for a British Pakistani, especially if he has inni waddi darhi. Barri koi kutti nassal hai ye, trust me bro innit.
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My son has this random habit of kissing his toys and my wife doesn't like it.
Yesterday he came running towards me and goes
"maama aankhein band kar lo ap ye nahin dekh sako gi, main baba ko puppy krne wala hu"
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Never knew the guy, never interacted but his death made me sad.
Kese bheriye hain jo ek choti si cheez ki khaatir insan ki jaan le lete hain.
Rest In Peace Laraib.
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My daughter is having some settling sessions at nursery.
I went to pick her up today. She came running towards me, hugged me then went to get her coat and hat from the peg and brought them to me. She was like "get me outta here".
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A thread on how many times sunnis were identified and killed for being sunnis in Pakistan.
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Friends came over on weekend, asked my wife how do u give your daughter bath, I explained and they went "hum bhabi se poochtay hain aur ye shuru ho jata hai"
Well, I love giving them bath, feeding them, reading stories, putting them to bed..
That's my life till they grow up
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Rule of marriage, beghum is always right. Even if she's wrong, NEVER EVER SAY THAT.
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Assalam o alaikum and jumma mubarak to everyone except "ye abhi tak muhajir kiun hain" brigade.
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Zainab k humsaaye ki almaari, jin se wo cups maang k tea anyone post karti hain.
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A pakistunni guy in UK used to say in Muharram, asi shia nu apray ilaqay ich jaloos na kadarn denday.
Security ki job krta tha, ek din shift pe bulaya to pata chala k shia k jaloos ki security k liye bulaya. 5 ghante jaloos ki security ki aur us shift k pese bhi nai milay 😭
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Whenever I m distressed, I put "Janam fida e Haideri" on repeat.
It helps 😌
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You don't owe an explanation to anyone about your faith.
It's between you and your God.
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Allah forbade al qetaal in the month of
#Muharram
but grandson of His prophet was butchered by army of yazid bin muavia on the day of ashura.
That's the only significance this month has for us.
The month of Allah,
#Muharram
has arrived with lofty virtues. How do we make the most of this month?
#islamicnewyear
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I was sitting on charpayi (we call it khatraa in saraiki)
Burger friend: is that jute bed roping
😭😭😭
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Main apne saaray kaam khud karta hu. Ap feminists apni uwain uwain band karain aur ye mulahiza karain.
میری تمام مردوں سے گزارش ہے کہ اس مقدس مہینے میں ہم عورتوں کا ہاتھ بٹائیں۔ آپ سب پورے دن پلنگ توڑ کر جب شام میں افطار کے وقت کھانے پر اعتراض کرتے ہے
"صرف یہ پکا ہے؟"
"پکوڑے پھیکے ہیں"
"فروٹ چاٹ نہیں بنائی؟"
یقین کیجئے، ہم عورتوں کی بہت دل آزاری ہوتی ہے😭
اس رمضان، ہمارا خیال کریں
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Assalam o alaikum and jumma mubarak to everyone except those who don't appreciate my tind.
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Itni shiddat se maine tumhe khaanay ki khwahish ki hai
K har zarray ne mujhe tum se milaanay ki saazish ki hai 😍😍😍😍
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#EidMiladunNabiMubarak
to everyone except 2 eidon wali brigade.
Wo sirf fatway dete rahain aur phat-tay rahain.
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Prontha.
(Maine khud banaya, kuch feminists ki tarha maid se banwa k photo session nahin kia)
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Dear lovebirds
You mutually decide to go into a relationship. If it doesn't work out, part your ways respectfully.
Don't drag others into it.
Don't abuse each other on social media.
And of course don't leak personal videos and pix.
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My son is starting school today. I am getting nervous and excited at the same time.
#Parenthood
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A real Hussaini will always stand with the oppressed, against the oppressors.
Numbers don't matter.
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"Tum chalay aao pahaaron ki qasam" will always remind me of Ali Sadpara, his smiling face while he's dancing.
Loving memory of a legend.
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Dasht mein abr ka pehla qatra Aliiiii
Mera Murshid bhi Aaqa bhi Maula Aliiiii
Tera kuch kuch Aliiiiiii
Mera sab kuch Aliiiiiiii
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Mere Ghaleez humwatno!
Toheen k fatway lga k dusron ki ibatatgaahon mein phatna band karo.
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