Himberly
@himbo_anonymous
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| He/Him | 28 | Pisces | Here to ask questions nobody asked for |
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Joined July 2012
video autoscroll just opened a link, scanned my face id, and closed itself
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being gay means thereโs a random gay guy out talking shit about you right now and you have no idea who he is.
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Omfg just found out my recently deceased aunt apparently bequeathed me her Christmas tree farm? So now I have to leave the big city (right as Iโm about to get my big promotion) and head to her rinky dink town to deal with this shit. FML!!!!
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Wait a second...
BREAKING: Trump Media agreed to merge with nuclear fusion company TAE Technologies in an all-stock deal worth more than $6 billion
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My friend said itโs kind of giving casual battle revolution and I fully see it
I woke up in the middle of the night a couple of weeks ago thinking about how I need to make a snovercoat. Dropping 2026โฆ..?
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You amuse me, Jester You may enter my bed chambers
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Oh I know her game. This was that 90s diva shade
#JenniferLawrence says #LeonardoDiCaprio would โlook greatโ with a teenage daughter and โlovedโ seeing him as a dad in โOne Battle After Another.โ Watch Variety and @CNNโs #ActorsOnActors now at https://t.co/VtzY0g8g9J and on the CNN app.
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Just had to repair several drawers in my kitchen because the hardware failed. Felt like this when I repaired it.
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you guys have no idea how many family guy clips have video game audios on it itโs all the funniest shit ever
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I used to have clip in cat ears a girlfriend gave to me in middle school and I used to cherish them. I need them back so bad.
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Real af
Knets react to Japanese idol, Nanami, retiring at the age of 23, the moment she paid all her debt off https://t.co/Dl2xwJfbxW
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28 in Sweden is like 19 in Poland
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Baby this is 100% the tension of several missed deadlines.
Did anyone else sense tension between Andy Cohen and Matt Rogers during a "WWHL" taping last week? ๐ซ ๐ฅ: WWHL/Peacock
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Drive to work and morning meeting was cancelled just as I parked ๐ฅธ
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pro tip for women: the timing is tight, but if you parry at the exact moment of release he gets pregnant instead
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