Shalan
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They just bullied me to hold that dabba and take a pic 🥲
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I haven't been to the gym in 10 days due to illness, which forced me to rest. Even though I know I shouldn't feel worthless for skipping workouts, I still do. I hope to overcome this feeling someday.
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Result of 3 yrs (on and off) lifting with trial and error. I don't know what will I do if for some reason I cannot workout, I would go insane.
All my self worth, the little self confidence I have is due to this sole habbit of working out 🧿
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Benefits of regular sex:
-Physical health boost
-Stress relief
-Improved sleep
-Enhanced intimacy
-Pain relief
-Hormonal balance
-Prostate health (for males)
-Boosted self-esteem
-Weight management aid
-Potential longevity boost
Now I knw the problem and solution to all my prblm
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I got Goosebumps like 3-4 times watching this movie. What a film. I hope James Cameron's next Avatar movie could live up to this.
#DunePart2
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Living independently, I've picked up a dish or two in the kitchen. Weekdays are tight for cooking, but come the weekend, I make the effort. It's surprising to see the change – back home, I wouldn't budge from my bed, everything served to me. Now, I'm doing it all myself.
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I'll be missing out on celebrating Holi with my hometown friends this year 😔. Our tradition is to visit each other's houses, keeping the festivities alive as we move from one place to the next, and concluding by washing ourselves at the nearby riverside before heading home.
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@centurysum1
This guy doesn't know the difference between complimenting and sexualizing. The comment section is filled with such guys 🤮🤮
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Its just my pov:
If both of us are emotionally invested in each other, we shouldn't encounter any issues if we engage in physical intimacy with others purely for pleasure, because ultimately, our emotional connection is more important to me than physical gratification.
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One of the nicest compliments I've received is that I am very cuddly🙂↔️
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Spending your weekend in your room watching movies and just relaxing in your underwear >>>>>
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I don't own any sunglasses or goggles, I feel I don't looks in them.
I borrowed this from my colleague just to take a pic and this is my best of the worst looks in sunglasses.
Also I don't like my lips and nose, my worst features so hiding them.
P.S. Lag raha hu na politician 😅
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Uploaded a shirtless pic on snap after gym to see the pump and people start demanding show this show that, Abey ja na tera baap ka naukar nahi hu also it's not polite.
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Someone told me I look 33-34 yrs old, gonna kms 🥲.
I have also been told I look younger than my age, bc itna difference kese 🥲🥲
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This is my last year in my mid twenties and I am scared. My manager told me that he feels like I am the youngest in my team cos I am childlike, when there are already two members are younger than me and act more mature than me. I can't even think of late twenties.
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People often take rejections personally, but it's important to remember that attraction is subjective. If someone isn't interested, it doesn't reflect on you as a person.
For instance, I've been rejected several times in the last hour, but I don't feel sad or angry about it.
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@zomato
There are many people who go to sleep empty stomach. Will you stop eating ?
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Am I the only one who uses two towels, one for the upper body and one for the lower? I can't wipe my face and butt with the same one. 😭
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Some of these pure vegetarians are the most impure person you will see. They act as if they are superior to everyone else who eats meat. They often frown upon meat eaters as if you are eating their flesh.
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Season's first mangoes 🥭🥭
The only good in this good for nothing season
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Today, a trainer told me I have a good body and should start cutting, making my day. Despite feeling self-conscious around others with better physiques, the trainer's comment meant a lot.
P.S. Working out to "Choli ke peeche" and "Maiya Maiya" keeps you in an energized mood.
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I feel grapes don't get the recognition it deserves. It tastes better than most of the fruits. After mangoes, it's grapes for me.
Justice for grapes 🍇
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If I playfully mess with your hair, pinch your cheeks, tease you, and always seek your company, reminding you of what matters, waiting to eat together, and feeling down when you're not near, know that I love you deeply.
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waking up at 7 am and quitting Twitter will solve most of my issues.
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Look between this and that on your keyboard???
Grow uppp for fvcks sake and look between my thighs. smh
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Can you guess the the two songs that I might have listened to on repeat by her ??
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The meltdown has started already from both supporters 😭😭😭😭
From the early trends I see NDA coming for a third term but also we will get a strong opposition so that's a plus.
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Dabbe mai dabba,
Dabba mai food,
Some random stranger on snapchat, hey dood can you please send me your nood?
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I don't know why, last night I took off my undie in my sleep and then woke up and wore it back.
What's happening to me lately?
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Bahut zor se thirst trap tweet karne ka mann kar raha hai but control Shalan control
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You know you are loneliest when you come across a funny meme or video and you have no one to send it to.
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Yaar this mohtarma in the gym is so pretty, seeing her for the first time. she is taller than me and her eyes mashallah 🫠. Pighal gaya mai toh.
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I think after Tumbbad, this is the closest we came to having a perfect horror movie.
We need more movies from folk horror genre cos why not.
#Bramayugam
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Can individuals who simply exist without hobbies, lack a sense of wanderlust, and show no interest in life, will ever find their love of their life?
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Whenever someone shows even a hint of interest in me, and I reciprocate that interest, my first question to them is whether they're okay with me becoming clingy and acting like a complete child around them down the line. They say it's fine, but they don't even lasts for 1 hr 🤡😭
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This is how comfortable I am at work. Even after this, I don't deliver, they gonna kick me out.
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2 truths and a lie
1. I have fractured both my legs and hands
2. I skipped a standard cos I excelled academically.
3. Hooked up with a someone married.
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The actual representation of me working under pressure and on a tight deadline
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@wtfflok
Jabardasti pasand karey kya koi chiz, nahi pasand toh nahi pasand , ye mc nalle logo ko sentiments hurt hone ke alawa kuch kaam nahi hai.
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Eid without Selmon Bhai's movie feels incomplete, I mean they are generic trash but still it's has become a ritual for all the chhapris, family and sometimes even me to go and watch that sh*t movie anyways.
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Ha na Wednesday night ko tere baap ki shaadi ka bhandara hai na Jo 3000 ka khana order karu
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When I was on Instagram, I used to make those cringe lip sync reels and also made some relatable/comedic reels. My friend saved all those reels 😭😭😭
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My younger bro's WhatsApp status. when I was in standard 11, I was trying to recover from clash of clan addiction.
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Today being Eid, I was longing for the taste of home, but my landlord's thoughtful gesture of providing biryani and sewai turned this otherwise ordinary day off into a festive occasion. Grateful for the unexpected warmth and generosity!
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I fail to comprehend the purpose of procreation. Why bring another life into a world of suffering? Humanity's existence seems futile. What are we truly seeking to attain? And even if we succeed, what significance does it hold?
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Watching s11, ep0 of Modern Family is stirring up emotions in me. I'll defend this show fiercely against any criticism. it's unequivocally the best sitcom ever,no debate.This family has provided immense comfort to me. Gratitude to the creators for crafting something truly magical
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Why healthy foods are expensive and the food that can potentially put your health at risk is cheap in comparison?
Something is not right.
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My love language involves getting mad at you (for genuine reasons) to grab your attention, receiving pampering and cute banter, followed by showering you with kisses day and night, and ultimately enjoying the best intimate moments after making up.
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When I experience agitation or anger towards someone, I ponder whether it's their actions or my own insecurities and jealousy fueling these emotions. Often, I realize it's my internal struggles, not their behavior. So, I take a step back, calm down, and reflect.
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Who tf wears skirt in a gym. This girl trying to act all cute and occupy my machine, gurl go be cute in a park or Starbucks idk.
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The biggest disappointments are the people who voted for Kangna, Manoj and that Rap*st.
Literally people are the problem who elect such leaders for them.
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These right wing macchar ke jhaants literally made memes on the ongoing genocide and laughed.
Ek thappad pe memes se hi gaand jal gayi inki 😮💨
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@pratyayy
This goes to show Mandir vote ke liye hi tha, koi itna religious nahi hai is desh mai, sab dikhawa hai
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People who keep the things we've said or discussed with them to themselves when we're not on good terms >>>>>>>>
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When you play badminton after a very very very very very long time,
your mf shoulder is gonna hurt, like real bad.
I need a shoulder massage now.
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@wtfflok
@ShaykhSulaiman
Why you trying to justify one wrong doing with another ? Acknowledge that it is not correct. We live in India not Pakistan, what Pakistan does or not , it's not our concern but in OP what's happening that should definitely be our concern...
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My lazy ass could never 🫠
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@letterboxd
Oscar Nims
1. Best Picture
2. Best Actress
3. Best Actor (wild guess but Willem Dafoe)
3. Best Supporting Actress
4. Best Supporting Actor
5. Best Original Screenplay
6. Best Director
7. Best Editing
8. Best Cinematography
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Last night I slept shirtless with AC on, and now I have got this cold and terrible body pain and came to office 🤕
Happy Holi guys 🥲
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Today is Bring your kids to work at office, who's gonna tell them I am a kid too.
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Today , I playfully asked my colleague who he voted. he said he voted for the second likely person to win and not the first, he said we need to keep democracy in check and not be in a situation where one party has unanimous majority to do whatever they like.
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The person who cares the most will often complain about the other's lack of effort or indifference. The other person won't complain because they don't truly care; they just want someone around when convenient.
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