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@hephunderground
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i want what i want when i want it
New York, USA
Joined May 2024
I think my virginity grew back
So celibate I dont even like looking men in the eye. Saving that for marriage.
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You know it really hurts me when I have a nice thought and decide to meditate on it for a few days before posting, just to find that someones gotten to it before me and hit a banger with it. Thats what keeps me posting.
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Working with a western medicine doctor is like hiring a fat personal trainer. Ive never observed a demographic that so consistently displays low vitality and ill health other than doctors. To the point where im willing to put my frustration as a patient aside and ask
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I showed my mom how good my nails look and she goes “it’s all that gelatinous stuff you’re doing”
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Once again for the love of God, BURN YOUR VISION BOARD. You don't "raise your frequency" by looking at Pinterest photos of other peoples material possessions, getting giddy pretending they're yours, you cuck. Try this journaling technique; Recall moments you felt you were in
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If you guys clip me saying anything remotely along these lines about my husband please just hold my hand and tell me to leave him immediately.
Girl to girl, did you allow your man to be with you in the labour room? I want him to be there for support, but I don’t want him to see me (if you know what I mean). Can’t go ruining the female mystique.
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The fact that so many foods taste like absolute ass without salt really has me questioning everything,
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Seed oil free tortelas obvi https://t.co/9yi9UxUhQb
masachips.com
Seed-oil free, traditional tortilla chips made with corn, tallow, and salt— that's it.
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It’s a great day every 6 months or so when I remember that tuna exists
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I used to torment the living hell out of myself for my lack of productivity. If I skimped on work one day, id lay awake with a fiery pit in my chest, insurmountable shame. Bashing myself for wasting precious hours and disrespecting my higher self. Nothing hurts more than
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There’s really no such thing as an unrealistic beauty standard. If someone is beautiful and sentient, then their form is realistic and achievable. It’s hard to even say “standard” at all in the context of looks because every single person is unique and the odds that you’re
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I very rarely set alarms, but when I do, I ALWAYS wake up a minute or even seconds before it goes off, hovering my finger over the stop button before it sounds. It’s normal for me to gain awareness of the fact that I need to wake up soon while I’m still in a dream— but does
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The real luxury is having the freedom to choose what to do with each of your 24 hours
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Call Her Daddy in the top 4 🫠🫠
#8 podcast in the world. I don’t even know what to say 🥺 Thank you so much Spotify Wrapped 💜 I’ve never worked so hard on anything in my life. The last few years have just been a permanent sprint. I’ve done 3 episodes a week for nearly 6 years now. I’ve done it with a snapped
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