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if you’re a moron, I’m here to tell you. Work ends, pants come off. TJ Hooker is better than Knight Rider.

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Joined December 2009
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MurrayGoldbergSaysYoureAMoron
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When @ThatKevinSmith drops @NewRockstars and @eavoss as his deep dive watch for#WakandaForever trailer. Head asplodes.
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MurrayGoldbergSaysYoureAMoron
4 years
My fave athletes over the last 48 years include Ewing, Messier, Jeter. None ever inspired me like @MikaelaShiffrin Even more so today Losing and failing are vastly different She never failed in the face of a crushing loss-She persevered. It’s why she’s still the 🐐!#OlympicGames
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MurrayGoldbergSaysYoureAMoron
6 years
Alright since @marcbernardin liked this I’m going to say this: being a PAWB (Priviledged-Ass-White-Boy) you on Farman Beyond and your Hatian brother @EvNarc in his io9 comics reviews gave me new prisms to read comics and watch movies. I am a better person for it. Thank You!
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@ProjectLincoln
The Lincoln Project
6 years
Retweet if you agree.
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The Lincoln Project
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Who else is ready to vote? Like for “yes.” RT for “hell yes.”
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The Lincoln Project
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Retweet if you're a soldier in the Army of the Decent. Let's show them how strong we are.
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@JoanofDarkKnits
JoanofDarkKnits
6 years
My daughter's dance class was through zoom tonight. The last person to use zoom was my husband, drinking with his band. So Phatty McBigcock just joined the "Mommy and Me" dance class before quietly exciting and rejoining as Evelyn.
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@Pontifex266Arch
Pope Francis – ARCHIVE
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The kingdom of heaven is our common goal, a goal that cannot be only about tomorrow. We have to implore it and begin to experience it today. #GospelOfToday #ApostolicJourney
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@PresVillain
President-Elect Supervillain
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I WANT NOTHING! I WANT NOTHING!! #PresidentSupervillain
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MurrayGoldbergSaysYoureAMoron
6 years
The legacy of Gawker, @Deadspin, and their brethren will be the tremendous talent pool they had. People that landed elsewhere, some of whom future generations will study and know. Fuck G-O Media. Tonight’s #DUAN is a tribute to you all.
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@NikkiHaley
Nikki Haley
6 years
We must always have the backs of our allies, if we expect them to have our back. The Kurds were instrumental in our successful fight against ISIS in Syria. Leaving them to die is a big mistake. #TurkeyIsNotOurFriend
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@MarkHamill
Mark Hamill
6 years
Remember when I asked you all to "like" a tweet with no interesting content just to see how high it would go? Well, I forgot what number it hit, so I'm doing it again. Thanks for your cooperation. #TwitterTestRerun
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MurrayGoldbergSaysYoureAMoron
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Those who tell the poor, the sick, and the needy to work harder and pull themselves up by their bootstraps, because that's what my dad did, (and he turned our fine), are in effect ministering to Him personally, and will be rewarded accordingly. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
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@evansiegfried
Evan Siegfried
7 years
Beware the ides of March
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@ScottHech
Scott Hechinger
7 years
For context on Manafort’s 47 months in prison, my client yesterday was offered 36-72 months in prison for stealing $100 worth of quarters from a residential laundry room.
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@SenAdamSchiff
Adam Schiff
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The U.S. government is finally open again. RT if you think Congress should pass legislation to prevent future shutdowns.
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@SimonMaloy
Simon Maloy
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Don Jr. at home printing out emails to shred
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@secondgrademte
secondgrademte
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Mrs.Hart’s class enjoying Hour of Code.
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@IdeaGov @TheRickWilson @musicislife67 Tariff Man vs. Dow Jones
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How do you say trademark misuse in Dothraki?
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