MurrayGoldbergSaysYoureAMoron
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if you’re a moron, I’m here to tell you. Work ends, pants come off. TJ Hooker is better than Knight Rider.
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Joined December 2009
When @ThatKevinSmith drops @NewRockstars and @eavoss as his deep dive watch for#WakandaForever trailer. Head asplodes.
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My fave athletes over the last 48 years include Ewing, Messier, Jeter. None ever inspired me like @MikaelaShiffrin Even more so today Losing and failing are vastly different She never failed in the face of a crushing loss-She persevered. It’s why she’s still the 🐐!#OlympicGames
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Alright since @marcbernardin liked this I’m going to say this: being a PAWB (Priviledged-Ass-White-Boy) you on Farman Beyond and your Hatian brother @EvNarc in his io9 comics reviews gave me new prisms to read comics and watch movies. I am a better person for it. Thank You!
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Who else is ready to vote? Like for “yes.” RT for “hell yes.”
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Retweet if you're a soldier in the Army of the Decent. Let's show them how strong we are.
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My daughter's dance class was through zoom tonight. The last person to use zoom was my husband, drinking with his band. So Phatty McBigcock just joined the "Mommy and Me" dance class before quietly exciting and rejoining as Evelyn.
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The kingdom of heaven is our common goal, a goal that cannot be only about tomorrow. We have to implore it and begin to experience it today. #GospelOfToday #ApostolicJourney
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We must always have the backs of our allies, if we expect them to have our back. The Kurds were instrumental in our successful fight against ISIS in Syria. Leaving them to die is a big mistake. #TurkeyIsNotOurFriend
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Remember when I asked you all to "like" a tweet with no interesting content just to see how high it would go? Well, I forgot what number it hit, so I'm doing it again. Thanks for your cooperation. #TwitterTestRerun
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Those who tell the poor, the sick, and the needy to work harder and pull themselves up by their bootstraps, because that's what my dad did, (and he turned our fine), are in effect ministering to Him personally, and will be rewarded accordingly. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
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For context on Manafort’s 47 months in prison, my client yesterday was offered 36-72 months in prison for stealing $100 worth of quarters from a residential laundry room.
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The U.S. government is finally open again. RT if you think Congress should pass legislation to prevent future shutdowns.
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