any lonely mets fans need a plus one for game 4? i’ll be in town for a family wedding. i’m a die hard fan & a good time

@real_green_man they're performing transgender surgeries on pete alonso

just had really good bar jambalaya while someone did heads will roll karaoke and briefly reached nirvana

can someone please get mendy a glass of water

freddie freeman’s veneers literally appear to me in the night

this is BARELY hyperbole

new orleans summer news headlines be like: Police Chief Commits Vehicular Manslaughter; Derek Carr Wears Sunglasses to Training Camp Today!; Entire Neighborhood Disappears into Preventable Sinkhole; Every Olympic Medalist Today Attended LSU

they started playing timmy trumpet during the beach volleyball match and the US immediately lost the set point lol

i am truly going to need that one shrieking fan to go fall into the toilet for the rest of the ballgame it’s making me experience psychosis

also announcing with such a skilled game caller is so fun and i really think i have a thing going here. i REALLY hope i get a chance to call some broadcasts next season.

i announced a double header tonight with a veteran announcer and during halftime got to both complain about olympic broadcasts AND corner someone into listening to me rant about GKR so it’s been a great day for me

lol ronnie and steve were like “so he’s going to hit a grand slam now” and then he did and then ronnie was like “yeah no duh”

a very wild part of working for a nonprofit where i have a nonprofit salary but travel VERY frequently is that when i get a first class upgrade on a flight i eat the best meal i’ll have over several weeks

i really keep expecting myself to grow out of the old i-need-to-escape-from-my-hometown angst especially since i escaped two years ago but i swear it’s so complicated when the hometown is NYC idk how to explain it

gerrit cole: having a meltdown as he confronts his injury-spurred downfall ESPN broadcast: 🎶 oh my god! todo lo malo échalo pa' allá 🎶 🕺

the way this heals the elementary school kid inside me. is the crosstown rivalry as bitter among The Children now as it was in the early 2000s? that shit scarred me

just as we’ve all been predicting all season, diekman and mcneil lead the mets to victory 😌

diekman did WHAT

does jose quintana have the worst veneers in the mlb

jeffery