RT @noangelariana: Nick calling Miley to see if she’ll do Before The Storm in New Jersey

NEMI NATIONNNNNNNN WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK.

honestly i deserved to miss the jonas brothers/demi lovato reunion of my dreams considering i’ve spent last four-ish years being their biggest hater. i hope the boys apologized for going to wilmer valderrama's wedding and it wasn’t just a stunt to promote her album 🤞🤞🤞.

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RT @prettycritical: if AI did this, it would be it would mean absolutely nothing. the fact that she took time out of her life makes it so i….

so bleak. never come back

where’s the tiktok of that (non-new yorker) lady who took the subway to the mets game and complained the entire time. i can’t explain why but this is her fault.

i am so glad you asked. the answer is ultraviolet by the stiff dylans from “angus, thongs and perfect snogging” (2008) starring aaron taylor johnson.

i genuinely think mendoza forgot to pinch run for marte. like he forgot that’s unc now.

i’ve had a very hard day and now i just want to go sit in the shower with clothes on.

thank you, vibes hire starling. you are important and you are needed.

maybe if i take another twitter t-break the mets will be good again.

everyone who told me i was wrong for saying the mets didn’t have it. do you think this is like it or no.

RT @ktfromthevault: A nice guy who everyone think is a dick, and a dick who everyone thinks is a nice guy:.

julie megill has some nerve commenting on another woman’s appearance when she has the most fuck ass bob i have ever seen.

biggest nothingburger ever. their inability to create anything of substance for the last three albums is almost impressive. they’ve lived so much life during that time but their writing is so diluted and cliche that you’d never know it.

diving in to the new jonas brothers album this morning. i didn’t buy tickets for tour for the first time in several years if that tells you anything about my expectations. wish me luck.

obsessed with him. like not to be parasocial but i know he’s a good hang.

you will never be funny or hip or charismatic. and it’s always ok to be prejudiced toward italians.

thinking about the woman who brought her dog to outdoor dining and when the dog came over to me and sat down next to me (i was thrilled about it), they moved tables. ok girl. sorry i am full of love and light and your dog could sense that in me.

this was rage bait and it worked on me keep eugene, keith, and zach out of your mouth.